ROFL nice.

need a loan buddy?
50k?

RetroTV, right now.

"The A-Team."

Guest starring Karen Kopins, an underrated hottie from the time who was the ONLY good thing about that crappy "Jake Speed" movie.

I'm eating chocolate-covered espresso beans and am about to wash them down with a cup of coffee. Soon, my heart should be beating faster than Matt Cassel's when his O-line protection breaks down.

I hate the snow not letting me watch sports.

I've now been waiting online in a "virtual waiting room" for three and a half hours in an attempt to buy Red Sox tickets. F**king pink-hatters in my way...

Watching "Fantastic Four" on FX, just saw an ad for CiCi's Pizza. Nothing pisses me off more than national ads for chains I can't go to. We need them up here in the Northeast... as well as Sonic, In-and-Out, White Castle, Chik-Fil-A, and Waffle House...

So after five hours of waiting on line, I finally got "selected" to buy Red Sox tickets and, of course, all that's left is standing room only. F**k you, Boston Red Sox. I'm rooting for the friggin' Yankees now.

No Sonic or Waffle House? What do you guys eat when you're out and plastered?

And yeah, I wish In n Out would move to the midwest.

Beer?...

Not much. We have the usual "open late" fast food places like Taco Bell, and there's a 24-hour IHOP, but that's about it.

If you are eating beer, you are doing it wrong - it's time to go get new beer. That batch is bad.

Just say no to Crotcho Smell. Any Perkins out there? Everything omellette FTW!

Nope, no Perkins either.

We have Denny's, but I'd rather go hungry.

Yeah, good call. IHOP it is. Or just go home and heat up some pizza rolls, since you're probably broke from losing your ass at the Indian Casino with all the Asians, and making a quick detour to the tittah bar.

Well, that's what usually happens with me.

It's permanent, good, and boasting much flavor...