Sometimes I go to Kohls not really knowing why and after a minute or two of walking around realize I need to drop some dumpage

It always feels good to drop a Ubeja Vontell at Kohls

Fixed

I shat in my bed last nighr.

Maybe I should call Johnny Depp

I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning.

The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example.

When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming it was a #2, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands.

Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang.

Wal-Mart
255 Cochran St
Simi Valley, CA 93065

Thank u for the review

Title: A Memorable Experience: Pooping in Kohl's

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review:

If you're searching for an unforgettable adventure, look no further than the unique experience of pooping in Kohl's. While it may not be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about retail destinations, sometimes life surprises us with unexpected twists. And let me assure you, pooping at Kohl's is an adventure like no other.

Firstly, let's address the ambiance. Kohl's, known for its well-designed stores and pleasant shopping atmosphere, sets the stage for an unconventional bathroom experience. The cleanliness and maintenance of their facilities are generally commendable, creating a comfortable environment for your bathroom needs. However, one should bear in mind that unexpected situations can occur, much like my own encounter.

Now, onto the main event—the bathroom itself. It's important to note that my experience may not be representative of every Kohl's location, but it did add a unique chapter to my life's story. Picture this: entering the restroom and finding chaos reigning supreme. While it may seem daunting at first, it's a testament to the resilience of both the store and its patrons. In such moments, one learns to adapt and make the most of the situation.

Embarking on my mission, I discovered that amidst the tumultuous mess, there was a silver lining. Finding a spot of relative cleanliness and conquering the challenges posed by a distressed toilet bowl became a personal triumph. It taught me resilience, resourcefulness, and a deep appreciation for the everyday heroes who tirelessly work to maintain order and cleanliness in public spaces.

To my surprise and relief, the efforts of the janitor did not go unnoticed. Witnessing their swift response and dedication to restoring order was truly remarkable. It's a testament to the unseen efforts of those who work behind the scenes, ensuring that our experiences remain pleasant and enjoyable.

While this may not be the conventional way to review a bathroom experience, it highlights the importance of empathy and gratitude. In the end, pooping in Kohl's became a lesson in resilience, an unexpected adventure that turned into a remarkable story to share with friends and family.

So, if you ever find yourself in an unexpected predicament while shopping at Kohl's, remember to approach it with an open mind and a sense of adventure. Embrace the unexpected, learn from the experience, and appreciate the unsung heroes who work diligently to keep our surroundings clean and pleasant. And who knows, it might just become a story worth sharing for years to come.

So much love for CP. :thumb:

DROB shat at SoFi Stadium today. Ran backwards into the toilet after wiping and tore his scrotum. Will see a specialist on Monday.

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When you get my age any RR works. I just pray the seat tissue liner dispenser is full and the toilet paper is full. I put down the seat ring liner then hover and hope my knees don't give out. Then pray for a non-hanger. If they do at least I have that thin tissue liner as a failsafe. Carefully peel it from my butt cheeks wipe and am out of there.

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I will try to take a poo at some new places next week, guys!

Public restrooms are like public education and public defenders - you might have experienced some great one's but I'm not taking the gamble unless I'm forced to.

I left my house today feeling fine. About two miles down the road I ripped a couple egg salad smelling farts. I knew I wasn’t going to make it so I stopped at a Kwik Star. Great choice of restrooms, they have two stalls instead of the normal one at a gas station for added security of having one available. They also had a single stall family restroom as an insurance policy. Nice, clean, and spacious. They do lose a point for not having automatic flushers on their toilets tho. 9/10 experience, would shit again.