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Originally Posted by DJay23

It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.

Exactly - the thought has never even crossed my mind.

That being said, if i'm in the midst of a shit and feel the urge to urinate, I will go ahead and pee sitting down.

As part of dropping a duece? Yes.

Is it the middle of the night?Am I hopped up on nyquil and about to pass out? Then no.

Just hang a sign over his toilet that says

"Players with short bats, please crowd the plate"