Originally Posted by Hootie

Hey Friend Zone...

The joke is, if you look back at Hamas' posts, you'd notice he always makes some stupid reference to being skull ****ed, or something skull related...

That's like his #1 insult, and it's pretty ****ing stupid...

and as soon as I called him on it, he hasn't used it since...

Further proving my claim that he severely lacks self-esteem...

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Dude, a recap of my weekend:

Friday, went out with some friends and my wife to the bars.
Saturday--Played 5 on 5 touch football with friends, then went to a Mizzou tailgate and hung out with friends for six hours before I went to the game. Got home around 4 am.

If you want to call me a loser, go ahead. I'm married and I have an active social life. Meanwhile, your biggest concern is trying not to chafe your dick on thumb tack glory hole that you drilled for your Huard fathead.

Originally Posted by Hootie

Hey Friend Zone...

The joke is, if you look back at Hamas' posts, you'd notice he always makes some stupid reference to being skull ****ed, or something skull related...

That's like his #1 insult, and it's pretty ****ing stupid...

and as soon as I called him on it, he hasn't used it since...

Further proving my claim that he severely lacks self-esteem...

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

ROFL...

Dumbass.

You said, "don't use the word 'skull' in your posts for three days."

I had no problem with it because I'm creative enough to come up with a variety of insults. Meanwhile, I challenged your dipshit ass to turn off the CAPS for the same amount of time.

You lasted three seconds, much like you did with your first priest.

Originally Posted by Halfcan

I am sure that is more lame than Loving damon so much you can't see he sucks. :rolleyes:

Has Damon ever been good????

NO!

Get over the man Crush already sweetheart.

Originally Posted by Hootie

This is all totally false.

Green was only good in KC when he had Roaf blocking his blindside...

As soon as Roaf retired, Trent Green became a below average QB who took too many sacks and made far too many mistakes.

Huard has many flaws, but if LJ were gaining 4+ YPC (like we all expected), Huard would be a great QB for this team. However, teams don't respect our running game because it is non-existant...Jacksoville wasn't stacking the box today, not in the least bit...and we still couldn't run the ball because our center gets manhandled, our right tackle is ridiculously bad, and our right guard is in dire need of his roid supply...

If we lose a few more in a row because of our running game, and it becomes obvious the playoffs are a stretch, then yes, let's see Croyle...

But at this time, turning to Croyle is simply a panic move...he's not poised (like some are saying after his performance today) and he makes the same quick throws Huard makes...

If you think Croyle didn't know where he was throwing the ball before he even snapped the ball then you are delusional...he makes less post snap reads than Huard, and it's not even close...

Let's not forget what Croyle is king of...the backfoot panic heave...

If Huard is Downfield BigGame, Croyle is BackFoot Panic Heave...

Originally Posted by Hootie

Huard doesn't have any fatheads, duh.

And congratulations, but this is what I did this weekend:

Friday: Threesome with the Hilton sisters.
Saturday: Hung out with Damon. Got home around 3 AM.

Originally Posted by Hootie

at least Damon doesn't keep me in the friend zone, half-man.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

See, you can't debate the merits of anything you say because you're completely clueless. Deflection might work on a 3 year old, but it's ineffective for people with attention spans longer than a half-second.

The self-esteem problem that you are claiming that I have is a ridiculously obvious form of projection.

Everything about your posts scream attention whore. From the caps-lock obsession to your desire to say anything to get people to pay attention to you...and I don't mean creative insults, I mean ANYTHING...like claiming you want to have girl children so that they'll want to fuck you, to the Huard fan club.

You're a fucking blight.

Originally Posted by Halfcan

I am sure Damon would not like to know how you use pictures of him for your own personal wanking sessions.

Maybe it is time to find a new spank Idol. :whackit:

Originally Posted by TEX

Well said! :clap:

Originally Posted by Hootie

I will leave the board FOREVER if you find a post where I said I didn't think I was being an attention whore...

If saying 'Huard is better for the Chiefs, here is why: (etc...)' makes me an attention whore, and if cracking Freud related jokes about females having penis envy is attention whoring, so be it! Don't care...take Hootie for what he is (attention whore) or shut the **** up and don't read my shit...put me on ignore...it's what the cool kids are doing, skull ****!

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

"Teams don't respect our running game because it's non-existent"

That's a tautology.

What pray-tell are some of the reasons why this running game might struggle??

If anyone feared Huard more than David Klingler, they might not put 8 and 9 in the box.

I'm not saying that's the end-all of the conversation, because our blocking has sucked and we are too predictable on O, but you can't use the running game as an excuse for Huard because he is part of the problem.

Originally Posted by Hootie

Relax, half-man...fat girls need loving, too...and most don't even have friend zones to get stuck in (just fat rolls!)