More classic Scythian humor:

Take my disemboweled, beheaded ram........please.

A medicine man gave a Scythian six months to live. The Scythian couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

FAX

A Scythian was walking along the permafrost one day and noticed a man's hand in his jerkin pocket. The Scythian asked, "What do you want?" and the man replied, "A match". So the Scythian says, "Why didn't you ask me?" and the man said, "I don't talk to strangers."

FAX

So, the medicine man says to the Scythian, "Take your jerkin off and stick your tongue out the hut window". "What will that do?" asks the Scythian. The medicine man says, "I'm mad at the guy in the next hut!"

FAX

So, this Scythian goes to a medicine man. The medicine man says, "You're crazy" The Scythian says, "I want a second opinion!" and the medicine man says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"

FAX

Scythian goes to the medicine man, says "Doc, it hurts when I do this". medicine man says, "don't do that".

The universally recognized "old guy" should at least get 4 bonus points for the obscure Clerks reference.

Bob Dole's love is like a rock.

BERSERKER!

Female buttocks

bumping t his thread

vagina dentata

*shudder*

I love Damon Huard.

Sure, but that kind of a condition can't be cured.

Except by BRODIE!

http://www.sportswalkwaterfront.com/...hn_brodiem.jpg

Payroll, and how I don't want to do it.....

My Server shot craps today. Power outage over the weekend caused a unplanned shutdown and now the server won't boot properly.

I'm pissed!!! I'm running dskchk on the system now to see if I can get this thing to recover. Upon booting the server this morning I got a message about "Active Directory is rebuilding indices" OMG!! I sure hope AD isn't corrupt!

That is what is on my mind right now.