I was half-watching the recent Dallas game, when I looked over at my boy. His eyes were glued to the screen, which is rare for him. I looked at the TV and the Cowboys' cheerleaders were on. I called out his name, and the look on his face was priceless.

GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A PIE!!

My son (8) has been asking for one for about 3 years now. I just decided to skip the toys and have him start helping me in the kitchen. He does pretty good considering the wife won't let him near the stove.

I learned to cook mostly by not being supervised as a kid. I think I was in 2nd grade when I decided one morning I wanted pancakes. We didn't have any pancake mix, so I got out my moms Betty Crocker cookbook and went to work. Other than getting the quantity of the sugar and salt mixed up... the pancakes were good. From there on I just kept cooking. I was a line chef at the nicest place in our little town by the 8th grade. Learned a lot about life working in the kitchen at that young age. Mostly I learned that every waitress really wants to be doing something else, and that many of them are horny and undersexed..... it was an eye-opening exp. for sure.

DT

Quickies? Who doesn't like quickies?

SCZWAT DIDST YOU SAY ZU LITLWE TWERP /braces
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I said nothing inappropriate :harumph:




but if I did;
don't hate me
because I'm facetious-ful

F*** the teaching him about liking boobies, I want him to bring some home that will show 'em off to me!


I'm going to be such a dirty old man.....

Exactly.

I don't know why, but males outnumber females when it comes to most acclaimed artists.

Cooking is an art and the best chefs are recognized as artists.

I think you all are equating a little tykes kitchen to chef.

Might as well equate...
football to NFL.
lawn mower to landscape artist.
Barbie to fashion designer.
toy guns to murderer/cowboy.

We're talking about a freaking toy, not your son/daughters future.

Let's ask the expert, DenverChief.

Hey DC what do you think: can a kid catch teh ghey from a toy?

If it's just "a freaking toy," as you say, buy it for him, you cheap ****.

ROFL

My son is learning right, at least. He was just playing in his kitchen and told my wife it was dirty and she needed to come clean it for him. ROFL

Tell him to make sure to get a Barbie to go with it as well if he goes that route.

Didn't read all the posts but what if it were a toy BBQ Grill or smoker?

You know something manly?