Parents don't worry if their son is going to get raped or taken advantage of, ever. I had way different rules than my sister. She hated it

indeed, brah. the girl I married is an only child, 'good girl,' and at one point, was a librarian. one of the freakiest women I've ever met--and you wouldn't ever know it from the way she acts.

Just buy a shotgun and make it visible whenever someone comes to pick them up...lol.

Yeah, I've got some stories....:doh!:

one of my favorite quotes, brah. I hope to only have boy children if I can help it (you listening, sperm?)

A comment from her on her Myspace page:


Jokes on YOU

Hm...so I've recently been the topic of several internet message boards conversation. I have a few bikini photos on there from a friend of mine. I never said I looked great in a bikini and wasn't going for high-quality photos. It was fun, purely for entertainment, and it was a beautiful day. Some people think I look great in the bikni, :Lin: others (obviously) think the exact opposite.....

NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that.

Unlike some people, I have respect and dignity...oh yeah, I also have a LIFE.

Some of these comments I've read are freaking damn hilarious. Some are down right cruel which just shows me that people are THAT insecure about themselves that they have to put others down. Others just follow the crowd because they're ****ing ignorant and have nothing else better to do with their pathetic lives than sit around on their asses all day and post on message boards.

How about....a ****in' life, people?

I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. Remember, though, to never quit your day job.

I am confident in my skin and who I am. Other people's approval is NOT needed.

The fact that you all are spending hours and hours a day talking about me, I am genuinely thrilled that I can be your entertainment! I'm one step ahead of you and I'll be here all week.

With that, I will be continuing on with my life and keep laughing at yours.

Even pathetic people deserve praise! So, my hat's off to you kiddos!

Oh, and if anybody actually has the balls enough to talk to me directly, or put them in my mouth,that would be totally awesome as well.



Til then, children.

Ellie :cuss:

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oh, we do. but the shit we do is expected by society (by and large). also, we can't get knocked up.

She wants balls in her mouth?

Think we finally found Midnight Douche a girlfriend!
Classic Butterface.

Is it just me or does everyone question strangers lingering around buildings, check the backseat of their cars before getting in, or imagine someone grabbing your ankle as you go to get into your car. Stuff like that is always in the back of my mind. I try not to focus on it, because I can really freak myself out when I do.

Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real sicko to **** that butterface. /Lawrence Fishburn

She likes balls in her mouth, thats a cool chick.

I plan on taking every guy my girl dates aside and showing him the knife (that I would be cleaning)--and telling him that I'd turn him into a girl with said knife if he so much as THOUGHT about hurting my daughter. that, and that 'I have no issue going back to prison'

Guys generally don't, no. 'Least I don't.

eh, never worried about that stuff. well, maybe if I watch one too many horror movies.