first of all..its indiana jones. second of all..hes getting in a plane with steven spielbergs ex-wife...third of all its a movie...

your fantasy world is only as big as your dvd collection.

How about the one that isn't a figment of your imagination?

It's too late...I found the map room and marked the right location. Tomorrow the headpiece is going in the slot, and when the sun shines over the map room, I'll have discovered the well of the souls....

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3700/raiders589.jpg

Go with the white woman. Mexican women are f****** crazy. She says it's only about the sex but you never know they could become attached and clingy, and you don't want that because she has a kid. At least that's what I would do.

Example?

Hey crazy chicks are good in bed, just hide the knives.

Mexican women can be ****in' nuts, but I think this bitch's kid may ground her.

I've had a mexican chick that went nuts, thought we were dating, I said hell no, then she stalked me through my friends or at least tried. Then when I wouldn't talk to her and she couldn't get ahold of me she tried saying that she was pregnant. Yeah real messed up deal. That and this one might want you to help her with her kid or something it's just got bad news written all over it.

the only thing you share in common with indiana is trying to find hidden treasure that someone else claims in the end

It's a good rule of thumb to check under the mattress for knives when you are ****ing a Mexican.

LOL, there are crazy white chicks to you know.

And I had a friend who was dating a mexican chick who stole his clothes and left him in a park in just his scibs.

How many times has he said he is going to get some, then it never happens?

:spock:

It sounds like you guys are just really good at finding crazy chicks or pissing them off one or the other.

That is true.:D