You misread, Brah.

I'd get Mecca's number so that I could call him and have Tory speak to him.

And quite honestly, it's not out of the realm of reason in Hollywood...

I have no idea what I would say, but here are some suggestions from a couple of my friends:

Uh, hey baby, do you want to sniff some glue? - Butthead

Hey, how's it goin'. So um, you ever like take the bus to school? - Beavis

Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

Hey baby, you're pretty hot. uh huh, you should like be on a video or something. -Butthead

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"?

Huh huh huh huh. Would you like carry my books for me?

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.

My lips are registered weapons.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

"Uh huh huh, you are a beautiful woman, you will be with me tonight" (as if trying to hypnotize) - Butthead

Mecca can you or someone else supply us with your picture.

maybe he's really cute?h

You're a girl?

I hope that's a girl at this point otherwise I'm a little scared.

:eek:

He does have pretty hair... um... wait... wut? Why would u want to know if he was cute?

yes i'm Melinda...sigh

Well atleast Lumpy thinks I'm kinda cute so that helps.

Oh so you are a female, I feel much more relaxed now...

I have about 500 pics of myself to be honest with you.

ROFL

Dude? Seriously? /searches for Carly Simon on iTunes/

Nah I'm just kidding I have a few, I've looked the same since I was about 19 so I don't really need to have alot.

Mecca is Mick Jagger????

:D

i'm gonna need to see one