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Clean breaks more than dirty breaks - 10AM poo - daily, like the sun comes out.
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Feel a nice one coming on, after a nice dark-roast.
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Pile of rabbit turds. Big piles. Perfectly round. Sounds like ploop ploop ploop ploop when it hits the water.
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I rarely poop. Maybe every couple days or so and the wipes are anything but clean.
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my ass violently coughs a spectacular speckled splatter into the bowl each morning...
after budweiser nights...which are rare. |
I've never had a problem with this.
Hell, if i know I'm about to go on a road trip or be busy at work I can just sit down and go... |
Going in!
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Mountain Dew Pitch Black turns my poop green.
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I've been doing well here! VERY well I may even go as far to say.
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I woke up with a water ass last night about 3 am guess I grilled a bad brat for myself every one else was fine. Now I got the monkey ass sore as heck and its 90+ and humid today at work. Whoa is me!
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This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.
One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking". |
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