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Frazod 07-14-2018 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 13628749)
How often do you and the other gals in the typing pool go out for Cosmos?
Does the ghetto ambulance chaser who handles your petty arrests have a typing pool? Sorry, I work for a real firm. No typing pool. Hell, we haven't had a word processing department for 20 years. Everybody's computer savvy. And only the oldest attorneys still dictate stuff.

We do have secretaries. But since I'm the office manager, I really don't socialize with them.

You seem kind of angry tonight, Slave. Did the last little old lady you tried to rob kick your ass?

Buehler445 07-14-2018 09:52 PM
Lets keep DC shit out of here.

Buehler445 07-14-2018 09:53 PM
And HOLY ****ING SHIT I can't get divorced. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Frazod 07-14-2018 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13628787)
Lets keep DC shit out of here.
Sorry. My fanbois just can't quit me.

ghak99 07-14-2018 10:39 PM
Only one person asked for pics and no one asked how he caught them.

I am dissapoint.

kjwood75nro 07-15-2018 01:24 AM
You can blame your woman for ****ing around in the same way that you can blame your dog for chewing up the furniture or peeing on the floor.

It's in their nature to do shit like that, and prevention of such depends on you, the master.

Al Bundy 07-15-2018 07:11 AM
My divorce was the 2nd best thing that ever happened for me. 2 weeks after it was finalized I opened up my own store and that bitch couldn't touch it. Mine wasn't cheating she was just a total bitch.

Skyy God 07-15-2018 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by kjwood75nro (Post 13628938)
You can blame your woman for ****ing around in the same way that you can blame your dog for chewing up the furniture or peeing on the floor.

It's in their nature to do shit like that, and prevention of such depends on you, the master.
Whew.

You seem like a catch.

-King- 07-15-2018 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by kjwood75nro (Post 13628938)
You can blame your woman for ****ing around in the same way that you can blame your dog for chewing up the furniture or peeing on the floor.

It's in their nature to do shit like that, and prevention of such depends on you, the master.
How old are you? And have you ever been with someone?
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Otter 07-15-2018 07:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kjwood75nro (Post 13628938)
You can blame your woman for ****ing around in the same way that you can blame your dog for chewing up the furniture or peeing on the floor.

It's in their nature to do shit like that, and prevention of such depends on you, the master.
I'll go with not marrying a slut but hey, whatever works man.

Flying High D 07-15-2018 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13628996)
I'll go with not marrying a slut but hey, whatever works man.
What’s wrong with marrying a slut? Asking for my brother.

Skyy God 07-15-2018 08:27 AM
For all you internet tough guys:

https://youtu.be/qrDp98bQwhw

Otter 07-15-2018 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Flying High D (Post 13629001)
What’s wrong with marrying a slut? Asking for my brother.

If he has to ask...

vailpass 07-15-2018 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 13629026)
For all you internet tough guys:

https://youtu.be/qrDp98bQwhw
^
Crashes weddings in hopes of catching the bouquet.

Skyy God 07-15-2018 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 13629118)
^
Crashes weddings in hopes of catching the bouquet.
Crashes septuagenarian weddings in hopes of getting a bridesmaid gummy.


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