Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 14171985)

I don't know what this means but it sounds creepy.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14171992)

I believe he means knocking her up. Breasts will start producing milk and grow.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14171999)

Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14171999)

Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 14172008)

Are you gay? Or just not a tittie man?

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 14172006)

It's all fun and games. Except the part where Lew Dog lashed out at me. That hurt my feels.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 14171981)

And for 4 months during the pregnancy it works out pretty well for you. Then for 12 months afterwards they're the ultimate cock-tease (because they hurt AND the sex drive is gone) before the boob fairy returns. Then she tells you that they were only on a short-term lease, takes them away AND charges usurious interest.

So now you're STILL funding the tits several months later only the goblin you created in the process is now using all the money you could otherwise be spending to have it done by a real surgeon rather than the guy you're gonna have to pay in Mexico who will do it for 37 pesos and a Zagnut bar.

I recommend not doing that. Unless you prefer nipples that point 53 degrees in the opposite direction and cock-blocking toddlers.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 14172011)

ROFL

I’m a married man with a 1 year old. The jealousy oozes from my pores.

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 14172013)

ROFL

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 14172015)

:D Enjoy it bud. Those are the good times.

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 14172032)

Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".