redskins is not racist. Indians referred to themselves as such.

Kansas City Planet

(none of this weak sauce America's team)

And seriously, no one has thrown out Chefs?

Pussy Slayers

I will not except any change that doesn't involve a red uniform and a red helmet...

The only acceptable name would be the Kansas City Social Justice Warriors.

We can convert the "Tomahawk Chop" to a celebration of beheading racists and sexists.

That has a nice ring to it. I could go for that.

If you have to change it
Wind dried foreskins
Unless it offends Jewish rabbi
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I keep pondering names related to the pioneers on the Oregon trail, or the pony express. But there's really no catchy name with the pony express. Maybe we could be the Kansas City Conestogas or something.

But now that I think about it, settling the west probably isn't acceptable behavior these days.

Kansas City Connoisseurs

The Kansas City Chieftastiquistadores, make it up on the fly. Any kind of cheer you want.

Kansas City Murder Hornets.

You claim to be so smart and then make comments like this.

Screw it. Since someone is always offended might as well go full generic for all sports. Kansas City Missourians, Miami Floridians, San Francisco Californians, etc

F that. I'm from Iowa. Won't root for no God damn missourians.