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Sassy Squatch 09-15-2022 11:47 AM

Man, he just gives off the energy of being a giant ****ing phony. Tries to come off as a humble man of faith but everything he does screams typical elitist douchebag, buying the literal most lavish home in Denver to getting primped and preened while the press sits and waits for his comments after a quite frankly embarrassing loss where he deflects all criticism and says he did his job well

His selfishness in the Seahawks organization is pretty well documented at this point and I could see it turning South incredibly quickly in Denver, both for his teammates and the organization, if he doesn't deliver some immediate results.

Aaron Rodgers is a ****ing ****, but I can at least respect the fact that he's genuine. Not a single thing that comes out of this chodes mouth seems remotely genuine and it's more just synthetic philanthropist bullshit. In that sense he's probably the quintessentially perfect QB for an organization owned by the Walton family.

BigBeauford 09-15-2022 11:58 AM

https://mockup-api.teespring.com/v3/...jA/800/800.jpg

Skyy God 09-15-2022 12:19 PM

I bet he LOVES the comic stylings of Jack Easterby.

JohnnyHammersticks 09-15-2022 12:27 PM

I'm so happy that the rest of the world is finally waking up to what an enormous cheesedick that fruitcake is. I feel vindicated. In the past when I'd tell people I absolutely couldn't stand him they'd look at me like I was crazy.

staylor26 09-15-2022 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16464568)
I bet he LOVES the comic stylings of Jack Easterby.

You better Belize it!

JohnnyHammersticks 09-15-2022 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 16464496)
Man, he just gives off the energy of being a giant ****ing phony. Tries to come off as a humble man of faith but everything he does screams typical elitist douchebag, buying the literal most lavish home in Denver to getting primped and preened while the press sits and waits for his comments after a quite frankly embarrassing loss where he deflects all criticism and says he did his job well

His selfishness in the Seahawks organization is pretty well documented at this point and I could see it turning South incredibly quickly in Denver, both for his teammates and the organization, if he doesn't deliver some immediate results.

Aaron Rodgers is a ****ing ****, but I can at least respect the fact that he's genuine. Not a single thing that comes out of this chodes mouth seems remotely genuine and it's more just synthetic philanthropist bullshit. In that sense he's probably the quintessentially perfect QB for an organization owned by the Walton family.

Absolutely nailed it.

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tredadda 09-15-2022 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBeauford (Post 16464527)

:)

FlaChief58 09-15-2022 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBeauford (Post 16464527)

I'd buy that for a dollar

Iowanian 09-15-2022 02:07 PM

You all need to leave Carlton alone!

BWillie 09-15-2022 03:32 PM

Russell Wilson lost his genitals in a sailing accident in 2005.

ToxSocks 09-15-2022 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 16464760)
You all need to leave Carlton alone!

Carlton had a lot more charm.

Rainbarrel 09-15-2022 03:39 PM

The chocolate Pillsbury Doughboy is harmless

RealSNR 09-18-2022 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16464320)
This dude is so ****ing weird.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Russell Wilson has gotta be the cringiest dude in the world <a href="https://t.co/Lbca2tnFQR">pic.twitter.com/Lbca2tnFQR</a></p>&mdash; PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) <a href="https://twitter.com/PointsBetUSA/status/1570155479132962821?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mahomes takes shit for his brother being goofy online. Wilson, OTOH, IS Jackson Mahomes online.

Unfortunately I read the replies to this tweet.

Russ either has a protective ring of internet sycophants out there to defend him at all costs or the world has lost its way.

I see nothing but "What's so cringe about being a man who loves God, his family, and his career?! If you don't love those things YOU'RE the cringe one!!!" responses. Or the alternative, "I suppose he wouldn't be cringe if he were into drugs, bitches, and sexual assault amirite!!!!!!"

I lost faith in the human race today.

DrunkBassGuitar 09-18-2022 11:19 AM

lol that song is about how celebrities pretend to care about things for clout but don't actually give a shit

Saying you really care about family and faith and his career to that song is actually pretty funny even if it's not the intended message

DrunkBassGuitar 09-18-2022 11:20 AM

Also rappers isn't about bitches and drugs anymore it's about being depressed and how you can't **** anymore because you do too much Xanax


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