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George Liquor 06-23-2024 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17560691)
"hawk" - the sound of someone sucking all the phlegm and spittle in the upper region of your throat and nasal passages into the back of your throat

"tuah" - the sound of that stick, gooey goodness being spat upon a veiny member so as to lubricate the meat stick for fellatio
Like I said, disgusting.

wazu 06-23-2024 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 17560836)
Every time I see a video like this I laugh my ass off and thank God that everyone didn't carry a camera when I was that age.

Can you imagine the conversation shes going to have when she has kids. Mommy....I seen a video of you from long ago....what does hawk Tua mean? Well little Sally...I gave birth to you but swallowed your brothers...be grateful I didn't just spit on that thang when I met daddy.

Her legacy will always be about her "spittin' on that thang"
She made a silly/fun comment in passing about oral sex, something that the vast majority of people on the planet enjoy doing. It's not something that is even remotely deviant or shameful. Seems kinda dumb that it went viral, but since it did it quite possibly will make her a multi-millionaire. If I were her kid I think I could deal with that.

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-23-2024 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17556900)
Ever heard of the Roman Empire's orgies and perversion and Caligula?

The Greeks?

The Indians and the Kama Sutra?

The Mayans?

I've heard of the Whitakers.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nkGiFpJC9LM?si=SvwgB80kAn98ChGQ" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

scho63 06-23-2024 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 17561004)
I've heard of the Whitakers.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nkGiFpJC9LM?si=SvwgB80kAn98ChGQ" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I posted about them a while back.

They are the poster family for anti-incest porn.

philfree 06-23-2024 11:53 AM
Never really had a 'slobber job' and I could be wrong but I don't think that was ever a thing until internet porn and POV videos. That said some saliva is good but I really wouldn't want a lung cookie spat onto my rod. So a little tuah without the hawk (should be spelled hock) would be better. I mean what if she hocked up a covid cookie and spat it on your rod? Afte that one should probably quarantine that thang for a couple of weeks. Of course some guys might wear a mask on it going in. (We're looking at you Titty Meat)

Hammock Parties 06-23-2024 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 17561063)
Never really had a 'slobber job' and I could be wrong but I don't think that was ever a thing until internet porn and POV videos. That said some saliva is good but I really wouldn't want a lung cookie spat onto my rod. So a little tuah without the hawk (should be spelled hock) would be better. I mean what if she hocked up a covid cookie and spat it on your rod? Afte that one should probably quarantine that thang for a couple of weeks. Of course some guys might wear a mask on it going in. (We're looking at you Titty Meat)
<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nF-xisnxBWU" title="YOU&#39;RE IN MORE DIRE NEED OF A BLOWJOB THAN ANY WHITE MAN IN HISTORY" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

HayWire 06-23-2024 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 17560903)
She made a silly/fun comment in passing about oral sex, something that the vast majority of people on the planet enjoy doing. It's not something that is even remotely deviant or shameful. Seems kinda dumb that it went viral, but since it did it quite possibly will make her a multi-millionaire. If I were her kid I think I could deal with that.
it was a joke. im sure my mom sucked many a dick... i guess i should have put a lol or even a lmfao. The only difference is Ma is not on video talking about how to suck a dick.

BWillie 06-23-2024 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 17559723)
I don’t get it.
I just don't understand why it's such a popular clip

Katipan 06-23-2024 02:27 PM
Those that can't do, teach.

MahomesMagic 06-23-2024 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 17561063)
Never really had a 'slobber job' and I could be wrong but I don't think that was ever a thing until internet porn and POV videos. That said some saliva is good but I really wouldn't want a lung cookie spat onto my rod. So a little tuah without the hawk (should be spelled hock) would be better. I mean what if she hocked up a covid cookie and spat it on your rod? Afte that one should probably quarantine that thang for a couple of weeks. Of course some guys might wear a mask on it going in. (We're looking at you Titty Meat)

Had some Cuban chick do it recently and.....


Would recommend again.

MarkDavis'Haircut 06-23-2024 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17560682)
oh she's totally going to start an onlyfans showing her sucking dick

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Hawk Tuah girl was a preschool teacher, who is now forced to resign.</p>&mdash; Cassandra Hartford (@SpaceCoastCRE) <a href="https://twitter.com/SpaceCoastCRE/status/1804555906689958292?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Apparently, it is a false story.

But I wouldn't blame the school for firing her.

philfree 06-23-2024 05:59 PM
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YOU'RE IN MORE DIRE NEED OF A BLOWJOB THAN ANY WHITE MAN IN HISTORY
I've had plenty of "head" (there could never be enough head) just not the slobber and spit on your dick variety (Slobber Job). Of course in my younger days I don't think it was a thing or even existed back then. In this part of the world anyway.

That said I agree with the quoted statement.

Iowanian 06-23-2024 06:36 PM
Now imagine the disappointment on the next guy she blows…when it’s mid.

MahomesMagic 06-23-2024 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 17561390)
I've had plenty of "head" (there could never be enough head) just not the slobber and spit on your dick variety (Slobber Job). Of course in my younger days I don't think it was a thing or even existed back then. In this part of the world anyway.

That said I agree with the quoted statement.

Gen Z women > Millennial women at the blowjobs.

FlaChief58 06-23-2024 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 17561422)
Now imagine the disappointment on the next guy she blows…when it’s mid.
She said that with conviction. That chick is a trained professional.


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