Look Brittney, don't go there. Just don't.:shake:

So how about those Royals?

Baby girl obviously needs someone to PIHB ....... being the team player that I am..... I nominate Go Chiefs.

Now thats just not true, I hate to see morbid obese people, there is a difference and I have made that clear many times.

This is my party. It was a happy party once.....but now look, just look what happened....:spock:

I miss the romper room. This thread is a piece of shit.

I agree, lets leave.

Without looking back since that would be obviously pointless. I was wondering if you have got yourself enrolled as of yet?
And congratulations. :thumb:

Well I was approved for my student loans so I am just waiting now to see if I get into the Sep. Class. I will get a letter letting me know if not than it will be May. I will just go enroll after I get notification.

Thanks.

lol...what gutter did you scrape her out of?

Ok, now this is for you Brittney, I really like you at work and all, but you started off really bad. Most people on here are really good hearted people who sometime have a very hard core sense of humor. I have known these people longer than I have known you....way longer. I hope if you stay around you will relax and not start out with all the namecalling and mean stuff. I know they seem mean, but they are really not and they would have given you a chance if you had not started off like you did.

Babygirl.....just chill and you will find some friends on here and good people.

And of course a few you will never get along with.....like me and GoChiefs...although I think we fight for entertainment...I even like him.

I didn't know....really.

I have never allowed that word to be used in my home and I get angry when I hear it spoken....:shake:

You got some pics of her you can post?

No, but she may post some of herself, I don't have any.

why did it take this long to mention? /threads worthless without pics

Can you describe her to me then?

If that doesnt scream "pants around the ankles" nothing does.

carry on with the description.

She is about my height 5'7 or so and weighs about 120 lbs. more or less. She is a pretty girl, she is 19 I think.

Nice rack? Round, shapely ass?

dont forget to ask about the thighs...... its the gateway to heaven.

take a picture of her and post it...... we wont tell.

NO she can do that if she wants to, I wouldn't do that to her. You guys are brutal no matter how attractive she may be

I'm surprised you haven't eaten her yet.
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$50 sir, and a key for 2 at the Easy Inn...

I have 3 step-kids older than her.

I'm out...

Badgirl to Babygirl

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm thinking that the extra 68% of matter in the universe that can't be accounted for or explained is the energy and hatred that exists between cat-clawing women...

Next Saturday Night on Nick.

New ICarly. Fight between Miranda Cosgrove (Carly) and Victoria Justice (Lola on Zoey 101). Every father in america will be watching.
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The daughter watches the iCarly show. Thank Jesus she'll be at the road whor-.....her mom's house when that's on...

I loved H2O with the hot teenage mermaids. I'd tell the kids "H2O is on!!!!"
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You make no sense, i am a little taller and about the same weight, why would you act like i am fat or something?

Will this thread ever die?

No. One of the two will keep bumping it.

I would say we need to lock it, but one of em, (if not P.Z.) will just start another.

How the hell did I get thrown in that skank nurse bag? I can't even start threads Einstein.
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Really? 5'9? How old? Any pics?
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Good

Really?

That's a load off my mind.

You instigate some of the mindless drabble on this thread.

Me??? Oh no. I'm hurt.

By the way, your mother blows Indians.
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Quit being a dickbag...

I'm ejecting. Later

How far down was it when you brought it back to life by posting that?

Those Native Americans,... they get all the breaks.

First, loose slots, now this...

Why would it die it's Gold, Jerry, Gold.

The great thing about ranking on Indians is that if Native Americans complain you just say you were referring to the Curry crowd. And if the Currys get upset you say you were talking about the Tontos.
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We are both about 5'7 not 5'9

Wow. sexy:eek:

Ya don't say ? Well, tell her I said hi.
Feel free to provide any details of my...uh.......abilities if you think it will get the ball rolling my way. :D

Go read some of the football threads , why do you keep posting in this one?

Oh yea, you gotta be seen everywhere don't you?

I wouldn't know where to start.:evil:

WOW! :eek:

If you're a thin female she automatically develops a hatred for you. I like to return the favor.

rowr.. I guess that's the sound I'm looking for..... roowr.
It doesn't seem right.... rowr...

:thumb:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :D

The girl is 19 it will be a while before she could even learn how to do some of those things. :D

Well, in that case, I'm screwed. :doh!:

Honestly, I think the female tension on CP is getting a little out of hand. This board isn't about appearances, it's about b/s'ing about sports and misc. Am I right?

So, you're calling Lumpy fat? I like her just fine.

groww!

I have tried to get along with her, but she always comes into my threads or my replies with smart ass comments, I am not that kind of person unless I am pushed into it. I am really a very very nice person.

No I am calling you fat.

Uh, didn't you put me on ignore last week?

At least I'm doing something about it.

Yes, I did. I'll stop being curious and clicking to view single posts.

Damn, I missed the 19 part. That's just a little too young for me anyways. There's no substitute for a little experience...as you know.:evil:

We call that being on fake ignore.

I understand that. But this is how it starts. A little comment here, then the other yearns to retaliate and retorts, then it goes back and forth until a huge cat fight erupts. It's just not worth it.

I joined CP b/c I was sick of all the b/s on female boards, (that and most of those chicks don't know shit about football and would rather talk about their nails). Truth is, when I found out there were a handful of gals on here, I didn't figure I would run into that kind of drama. Guess I was wrong.

There are a handful of nightshift workers here where I work and we are all female but one, and there is always drama. Its everywhere.

Yeah, Skip.

You got a problem, n00b?

Brand Noob:D

:LOL: I told u Gadzooks.

Skip, u gotta hand it to him... that was one hell of a rant. ROFL

Maybe I do.

Sorry... there was a pretty good cat fight going on in here... Please resume... rowr.

Oh yes it is...

I sometime enjoy it.:D

The weird thing about females (well one of them)... Is that they seem to hold grudges wayyyy longer than guys.

A couple guys can get pissed off, fight it out, (verbally, or otherwise) and when it's over... it's just over.

Women... wow... not quite the same. You guys carry that shit in your craw, and let it fester. 'Till you're ready to stab a bitch. (As they say)

Not so true in my case, I can get mad as hell one minute and be over it and moving on the next, now if the man keeps up his attitude after I am over it I wander what the hell his problem is, its over, get over it.....

That's when you smother him with a pillow?
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Well that would depend on the case of course, but yea possibly.:evil:

More than you? That puts around 380. No thanks.

That would put me at 260,more than twice my weight. I don't think so...not in this lifetime.

So that would put her at 250, I thought you hate fat people