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Shekelsteinberg 09-30-2014 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10962071)
Hahahahaha!!

Mods, Clay vowed to accept a username of Claynus as punishment if we won tonight. Please make it happen. I'm trying to avoid creating a thread about it.

Does anyone even care what he says? He is obviously autistic.

mschiefs1984 09-30-2014 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Shekelsteinberg (Post 10962113)
Does anyone even care what he says? He is obviously autistic.

Don't insult autistic people

TimBone 09-30-2014 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Shekelsteinberg (Post 10962113)
Does anyone even care what he says? He is obviously autistic.

Sorry, man. I find these insults kinda weak. The dude is fun for the board. I just want to see him get his punishment.

crazycoffey 09-30-2014 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10962071)
Hahahahaha!!

Mods, Clay vowed to accept a username of Clayanus as punishment if we won tonight. Please make it happen. I'm trying to avoid creating a thread about it.

Fixed

mdchiefsfan 09-30-2014 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10962129)
Sorry, man. I find these insults kinda weak. The dude is fun for the board. I just want to see him get his punishment.

This. Did you see how many people mentioned his name in the game thread? Dude is electric.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-30-2014 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10962071)
Hahahahaha!!

Mods, Clay vowed to accept a username of Claynus as punishment if we won tonight. Please make it happen. I'm trying to avoid creating a thread about it.

Oh, how did I forget about that? Claynus? Is that you?

Mav 09-30-2014 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10962157)
Oh, how did I forget about that? Claynus? Is that you?

Drop the hammer bro!

crazycoffey 09-30-2014 03:55 AM

It's ClaysAnus.

Steron 09-30-2014 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 10000497)
I really have to shake off the last few years. I spent the whole second half waiting for that disastrous play that would end up losing the game for them.

I watched the game with my wife. She said they are killing them. My response? We were killing the Colts too. How sad that I couldn't enjoy the moment for fear of a collapse of epic proportions. Stupid Chiefs.

Sandy Vagina 09-30-2014 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Steron (Post 10962243)
I watched the game with my wife. She said they are killing them. My response? We were killing the Colts too. How sad that I couldn't enjoy the moment for fear of a collapse of epic proportions. Stupid Chiefs.

It's annoying for me to say this time and again, but yes.. now you (and hopefully others) get it. Enjoy the moments in life. Don't live in fear and allow past bitterness to lessen those later joys. :thumb:

Hammock Parties 09-30-2014 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Steron (Post 10962243)
I watched the game with my wife. She said they are killing them. My response? We were killing the Colts too. How sad that I couldn't enjoy the moment for fear of a collapse of epic proportions. Stupid Chiefs.

Regular season wins are cool but don't bring me a lot of joy anymore. It is sad. I just can't get it up.

Sandy Vagina 09-30-2014 06:58 AM

Looks like AS11 moves up to 9th best in the PFF QB ratings.. and up to 14th on ESPN ratings at 94.2.

GordonGekko 09-30-2014 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Steron (Post 10962243)
I watched the game with my wife. She said they are killing them. My response? We were killing the Colts too. How sad that I couldn't enjoy the moment for fear of a collapse of epic proportions. Stupid Chiefs.

It was a great Monday night beatdown, but to a good team it was just another game. The real games are played in the playoffs.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2014 07:42 AM

I can't believe this thread even exists.

Baby Lee 09-30-2014 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Claynus (Post 10962295)
Regular season wins are cool but don't bring me a lot of joy anymore. It is sad. I just can't get it up.

But any loss can still get you harder than Hattori Hanzo steel.

Hammock Parties 11-09-2014 04:18 PM

The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

JakeLV 11-09-2014 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11098844)
The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

You're about ~450 short.

eDave 11-09-2014 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11098844)
The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

You've jumped the shark.

MikeMaslowski 11-09-2014 04:38 PM

Clayton is really amazing. We will all read his posts and look at his pictures as he walks around town and buys a chicken wing AND after every win we die to tell him how stupid he is.... Jedi. Mind. Trick.

TimBone 11-09-2014 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11098844)
The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

Have you found your Russell Wilson avatar for this week yet?

DaneMcCloud 11-09-2014 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11098844)
The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

LMAO

Well played, Sir.

eDave 11-09-2014 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11098944)
Have you found your Russell Wilson avatar for this week yet?

LMAO

TimBone 11-09-2014 04:41 PM

Might I suggest some variation of the gif of him celebrating being drafted. The one where his gf almost bit his head off with her horse mouth.

Mother****erJones 11-09-2014 04:42 PM

I was a doubter still a little am in terms of super bowl aspirations. But he's earned my respect. He fought hard today and got his head kicked in thanks to the oline. Gutsy performance. Keep it up Alex. It's really tremendous what he's doing with what he's got. Good job Alex!

Baby Lee 11-09-2014 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11098944)
Have you found your Russell Wilson avatar for this week yet?

Russell Alexing it up [w/extra INTs] in 12th Man Field today.

Rausch 11-09-2014 04:43 PM

This thread is a parody...wrapped inside extreme sarcasm...surrounded by dumbassery...

Hammock Parties 11-16-2014 06:17 PM

The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

Mav 11-16-2014 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11118830)
The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

Word.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-16-2014 08:12 PM

It ain't glamorous, but gawd DAMN it's better than losing.

bishop_74 11-16-2014 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11119345)
It ain't glamorous, but gawd DAMN it's better than losing.

We had glam 2003-2005. This is substance... not glamour.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-16-2014 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 11119369)
We had glam 2003-2005. This is substance... not glamour.

And, we're not even THERE yet with this guy.

Hammock Parties 11-16-2014 09:09 PM

QBs Alex has bested in the last 4 years:

Rivers
Wilson
Brady
Romo
Rodgers
Stafford
Roethlisberger
Orton

Elite QBs beware of Alex Smith.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-16-2014 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Wins (Post 11119614)
QBs Alex has bested in the last 4 years:

Rivers
Wilson
Brady
Romo
Rodgers
Stafford
Roethlisberger
Orton

Elite QBs beware of Alex Smith.

He's the goddamned Burrito Supreme of game management, that man.

ThaVirus 11-16-2014 09:39 PM

Peyton Manning is next.

Reerun_KC 11-16-2014 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Wins (Post 11119614)
QBs Alex has bested in the last 4 years:

Rivers
Wilson
Brady
Romo
Rodgers
Stafford
Roethlisberger
Orton

Elite QBs beware of Alex Smith.

Its official, the Clayanus curse will end Alex Smith.

Marcellus 11-16-2014 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11119780)
Its official, the Clayanus curse will end Alex Smith.

It's more irritating than him bashing Smith.


Wishy washy mother****er.

Hammock Parties 11-16-2014 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11119780)
Its official, the Clayanus curse will end Alex Smith.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1...a6xoo1_500.gif

DaneMcCloud 11-16-2014 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11119627)
He's the goddamned Burrito Supreme of game management, that man.

LMAO

Ming the Merciless 12-01-2014 03:48 PM

I dream of a day where lil chiefy and the wise ones on the high council of the drafturbators can rejoice and come together in support of a franchise QB who will lead us to victory in battle.

God bless ALex smith if he is this man.

If he is not, may he be cast into the lake of fire and not be seen until the 4th of july.

Reerun_KC 12-01-2014 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11119780)
Its official, the Clayanus curse will end Alex Smith.

And we're off!

Hammock Parties 12-01-2014 04:03 PM

My voodoo hex almost worked last night. I thought he suffered a concussion on that late hit.

Easy 6 12-01-2014 04:11 PM

I'm ready to take the kid gloves off with Smith, I get that the supporting cast is sorely lacking but it doesnt excuse all of his faults... just like the graphic they put up last night showing his record when playing from behind.

He also has what could be called a live arm and a release as quick as anyone in the league, yet he CHOOSES not to use those things, HE is at fault for that and no one else.

He's even more conservative this year than last and theres no good excuse for that.

Hammock Parties 12-01-2014 04:12 PM

His arm isn't live. It's above average and that's about it. He puts air under the ball to get it down the field.

Sandy Vagina 12-01-2014 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11160635)
I'm ready to take the kid gloves off with Smith, I get that the supporting cast is sorely lacking but it doesnt excuse all of his faults... just like the graphic they put up last night showing his record when playing from behind.

He also has what could be called a live arm and a release as quick as anyone in the league, yet he CHOOSES not to use those things, HE is at fault for that and no one else.

He's even more conservative this year than last and theres no good excuse for that.

sad to see this, but do what you gotta do. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...0LDpJZs5JxIv_Q

Easy 6 12-01-2014 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 11160645)
sad to see this, but do what you gotta do. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...0LDpJZs5JxIv_Q

I can only excuse and forgive so much, last night was just honestly different for me, this game meant sooo much on sooo many levels, at home, national night game, bitter rival thats had their way with us, playoff implications galore... aaand LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!!!...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/HbhcX6Q28mk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MahiMike 12-01-2014 04:24 PM

Once again, this game had little to do with the QB.

OnTheWarpath15 12-01-2014 04:25 PM

Sure, these games rarely have anything to do with the most important position on the field.

Hammock Parties 12-01-2014 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 11160694)
Once again, this game had little to do with the QB.

http://i.imgur.com/oEnRKxY.gif

ThaVirus 12-01-2014 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 11160697)
Sure, these games rarely have anything to do with the most important position on the field.


Didn't'cha seeeeee!?! The defense gave up 14 points in the first quarter!

Never mind the offense going 3 and out three straight times. That absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of the game and certainly wasn't the QB's fault.

OnTheWarpath15 12-01-2014 04:29 PM

Wow.

4.5 TQBR in last night's game.

30th ranked QB in W13 with two still to play.

duncan_idaho 12-01-2014 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11160635)
I'm ready to take the kid gloves off with Smith, I get that the supporting cast is sorely lacking but it doesnt excuse all of his faults... just like the graphic they put up last night showing his record when playing from behind.

He also has what could be called a live arm and a release as quick as anyone in the league, yet he CHOOSES not to use those things, HE is at fault for that and no one else.

He's even more conservative this year than last and theres no good excuse for that.

Basically what my complaints with Alex Smith have been since Day 1.

it's a shitty realization.

Jakemall 12-01-2014 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Wins (Post 11160602)
My voodoo hex almost worked last night. I thought he suffered a concussion on that late hit.

Obviously, the curse saw through you unlike many of the posters here...

Don't **** with curses man...

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-01-2014 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 11160550)
I dream of a day where lil chiefy and the wise ones on the high council of the drafturbators can rejoice and come together in support of a franchise QB who will lead us to victory in battle.

God bless ALex smith if he is this man.

If he is not, may he be cast into the lake of fire and not be seen until the 4th of july.

ROFLROFLROFL

Hammock Parties 10-19-2015 03:46 PM

The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He loses with heart, and he continues to not get the job done. You people who back Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to back him...

Keep backing him, I'll keep bashing him.

Ming the Merciless 10-19-2015 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mav (Post 10009369)
that's assuming that the offense doesn't get better. I don't think that is possible.

With alex smith, the possibilities are mind bottling

Hammock Parties 09-11-2016 03:23 PM

The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

Chiefspants 09-11-2016 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Smellway (Post 12419893)
The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Alex, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every week, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

Just eat crow for today and give us some gifs dude.

threebag 09-11-2016 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 12419896)
Just eat crow for today and give us some gifs dude.

He prefers something with a little more meat, maybe a bag of dicks.

TigeRRUppeRRcut 10-25-2016 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 10000836)
LMAO

First off, I have always loved the Chiefs.

Second, if Alex Smith takes this team to a playoff win and we're an elite team because of his play, I am fully capable of admitting I was wrong about him.

I've already admitted I was wrong about the team in general. This is no 7-win team.


The day is getting closer. :)

threebag 10-25-2016 06:42 PM

Clay i wish you had grown up in John Gacy's neighborhood and your grandma dressed you in blaze orange or Cornejo green.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-25-2016 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12506626)
Clay i wish you had grown up in John Gacy's neighborhood and your grandma dressed you in blaze orange or Cornejo green.

LMAO holy shit!!!

Mother****erJones 10-25-2016 09:04 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL

BryanBusby 10-25-2016 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12506626)
Clay i wish you had grown up in John Gacy's neighborhood and your grandma dressed you in blaze orange or Cornejo green.

haha shit


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