That mother****er should have been sniped from the stands.

I can never go see the Royals in Houston ever again. I'm not giving those ****ing Astros any more money.

That game was entertaining though. That was some Frank Drebin quality work.

i work with an astro's fan...i'm never gonna hear the end of it

Colby Rasmus looks like he was conceived in a truck stop toilet bowl.

If Rios can get on, we can bring Dyson in.

And Dyson doesn't hit here because, why?

That sucks. Lucky for me I don't know any Astros fans even though I live two hours away from Houston.

Can't believe after the season he's had that he's playing RF for us

Rios had a great September.

We're getting beat the way we beat teams last year. Ground balls, defense, RBIs, and home runs that put the game away.

Maybe that feeling wasn't a rally, must have been gas.

Cueto is a must win tomorrow.

Great AB Escobar. goddamn.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-conten...duck_hunt_.gif

Sorry bro

Two out rally.

Can't believe someone didn't make a miraculous dive for that ball

Cain is due to find a hole

Ball hit. Fielder not right there. Can't explain that.

****Official Houston Astros @ Kansas City Royals ALDS Game 1 Thread****
 

Rasmus HR was huge.

We've seen that before.

Fat fastball.......nothing

Cain is swinging like he wants to hit one to World's of Fun.

we've missed pitches tonight save kendrys

Cain!!!!!!!

There you go, Cain

Cmon, Hos. Pretend it's 2014

Hinch should bring in Gregorson now.

Yeah we're going to see Perez here.

This is our best chance.

C'mon Hos. Let this be your one hit tonight.

AB of the season so far

Put on the backpack Hoz!

He had a great game last time he was here in the playoffs.

Perez is awful. Life for Royals

Dear God please get a hit Hos

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......just foul.

Oliver Perez? THE Oliver Perez?

What I would give for a Hoz HR right now.

Please Hos!!!!

It just amazes me he is still in the league. He was a multi-team washout a decade ago.

I would fully expect him to walk Hosmer.

Yes!

**** you, Hos

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****ing ass.

FAIL

**** you, Hosmer. Worthless pile of crap.

That's the night in a nutshell right there.

Gosh darnit...

:facepalm:

Cueto has to save us tomorrow.

Hinch got away with one.

A SMELL A WALKOFF

I have exactly zero faith in Cueto tomorrow

2 runs

Lulz

Hoch, not Davis

Ah, screw it. It's football season. Oh, wait...

That's a bad night for Hos. One good swing all night. Twice with runners in scoring position.

The Royals haven't matched up well with the Astros or Blue Jays all season.

Either way, they're home for the Series.

Sorry, guys.

Well look at it this way - at least Esky won't come up as the potential tying run in the 9th.

Yosted.

Sweep on the horizon. It couldn't have happened to a bigger loser/doosh than Ventura & team
STAY DOWN.....

Rios should never play

Sports are so God damned frustrating. I need to take up knitting or some shit.

BITE ME BITCH

Gotta give props to the Astros. They had some good drafts. Now, they are set up to dominate the league for years.

Agree with you for once.

FIFY

We were doomed once Como started this thread.

Eat a bag of dicks

I'm done at the end of 2015.

The MLB package expires and I'm not renewing Sunday Ticket.

There are far more important things in my life these days.

That looked like one of my old swings

We won both series at home against both. We gave away a game in Toronto, when we didn't use the bullpen normal. We had our fly ball pitchers in Houston series at Minute Maid bandbox.

Exactly.

We give up more 0-2 hits than any team in history

I need to stop investing so much time in it anyways. Perhaps when I move to Arizona I'll spend more time outdoors :)

I wish I could get to that point.

Just hope we get them tomorrow....

A little advice for the chicken littles before they turn off the game early and head to bed... http://www.wellbuzz.com/dr-oz-womens...vagina-vurp/3/

HERE WE GO