This AB is big vs Flores. Could walk him to pitch to Harvey

Harold Reynolds: The defense is good because we know we have a good bullpen.

WTF?

Not sure I agree with that....

If Matt Harvey hits a HR or some shit... I'm breaking my TV.

You actually listen to that buffoon?

Harvey won't be leading off the next inning because we are going to knock Harvey out next inning anyways so don't risk a hit here.

:bong:

No funny stuff here

Turn off the sound!

Better not walk this scrub

Don't tempt me, Harvey.

Come on Volquez.

C'mon EV...

I think it's time to pull Volky after this inning and put in a middle reliever

It's the pitcher.

MVP ESKYBEEF

**** yeah Escobar

Lucky we had a pitcher running there.

Woot...

Yeah! Now let's score some runs.

That'll do.

NEED PICS OF AT&T CHICK

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Damn, it took forever for that ball to get to Hosmer.

Whew. Walks will be the death of me.

The strategy and excitement of NL baseball.

And exhale

At a minimum I'd hope somebody is warmed-up..

ok. Top of the order. Third time up. Eddie has pitched great. Time to pick him up

Now we need to do some damage.

And Eddy needs to be on the quickest of hooks.

NL BASEBALL WHAT DOES TERRY COLLINS DO DOES HE PINCH HIT OH MY GOD SO MUCH STRATEGY!!!!!!!!!!

NSFW

:)

Third time thru

I hate pitchers batting

That is AIDS and should not be allowed

this peter pan commercial can **** off and die

YES!

This

We will find out how locked in Harvey is.

Internet consensus appears to think it's fake.

After we win and the royals leave they should flush those mets fans into the sea

"LET'S BRING IN ALEX RODRIGUEZ TO BLOW HARVEY EVEN FURTHER"

Esky could bunt here.

Work the count

STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU

****

Gonna have to hit a mistake out

No Alex it's actually 2

Difference between 2 pitches and 4 pitches is 2

Harvey is totally in their heads. Taking fastballs like I haven't seen all year

That was close

Nice man bun you Met bundle of sticks.

YOU'E GOT ME ALL DISTRACTED NOW :cuss::cuss:

Guy in a Charles jersey out there.

Harvey maybe too much tonight.

Obviously, the best pitcher ever

Based on the batman mask... Survey says YES, you are a douche

I really want to see a 575 foot homerun

with a Royals cap.

Remember the David Price game? I was there and we looked screwed and then....

Zobrist is a robot.

Zobie!!!

Nice

Need Cain and Hos to wake up

Come on Cain.

Let's go Cain. Let's put some ****ing pressure on this dude for once tonight.

Ok let's get this thing rolling

I have never been less concerned about a game in my life.

GMDM absolutely has to re-sign Zobrist.

Despite that, I think ARod has actually been surprisingly good at this. Buck and Reynolds, on the other hand. Just terrible.

NOW WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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As Cain swings at ball 3

That was ball three

Cain swung at ball three there.

Harvey is looking good though.

Ahead in the count again and swings at a ball

Ball 3 Cain

Ball 3 right there