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Rain Man 04-10-2022 09:57 PM

Matt Foley looks at the draft board.

"Tampa took a running back?", he says.

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Rain Man 04-10-2022 09:59 PM

"Hey, Tampa Bay running back!"

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Rain Man 04-10-2022 10:00 PM

"But now let's talk about Green Bay."

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Rain Man 04-10-2022 10:02 PM

"And here's how we're going to do it.""

The Green Bay Packers select Reed Blankenship, S, Middle Tennessee.

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Rain Man 04-10-2022 10:03 PM

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Rain Man 04-10-2022 10:04 PM

And just because you're all expecting it...

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RealSNR 04-11-2022 01:22 AM

The Minnesota Vikings select Ali Fayad, EDGE, Western Michigan

TambaBerry 04-11-2022 05:27 AM

The Kansas City Chiefs select Charleston Rambo, WR, Miami

MahomesMagic 04-11-2022 06:43 AM

Cincinnati Bengals select Dane Belton, S, Iowa.

DJ's left nut 04-11-2022 07:31 AM

Bucs out there catching strays from Matt Foley - that's just some bullshit right there.

Chief Northman 04-11-2022 10:18 AM

The LA Rams select Malcolm Rodriguez, ILB, Oklahoma State

chiefscafan 04-11-2022 11:49 AM

The Los Angeles Chargers select , Samori Toure, WR , Nebraska

And

The Los Angeles Chargers, select , Chamarri Conner, CB, Virginia Tech

The Franchise 04-11-2022 12:34 PM

The Arizona Cardinals select David Anenih, EDGE, Houston.
The Arizona Cardinals select Jerrion Ealy, RB, Ole Miss.

The Franchise 04-11-2022 12:39 PM

Washington and Arizona are done.

Washington Commanders 2022 Draft
11. Kenny Pickett, QB, Pittsburgh
47. Jaquan Brisker, S, Penn State
113. Alontae Taylor, CB, Tennessee
189. Lucas Krull, TE, Pittsburgh
231. Allie Green, CB, Missouri
241. Dameon Pierce, RB, Florida

Arizona Cardinals Draft
23. Kaiir Elam, CB, Florida
55. Drake Jackson, EDGE, Southern California
87. Romeo Doubs, WR, Nevada
201. Luke Fortner, IOL, Kentucky
215. Isaiah Pola-Mao, S, USC
257. David Anenih, EDGE, Houston.
258. Jerrion Ealy, RB, Ole Miss.

Rain Man 04-11-2022 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16241117)
Bucs out there catching strays from Matt Foley - that's just some bullshit right there.

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Rain Man 04-11-2022 01:09 PM

An upright figure in a military uniform and a corncob pipe arrives on stage.

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Rain Man 04-11-2022 01:15 PM

Milwaukee native Douglas MacArthur scans the crowd.

"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it," he says. "There is no substitute for victory, and victory we shall have, whether it's war or football. We know now that Aaron shall return, so we will reinforce his position in the trenches."

The Green Bay Packers select Otito Ogbonnia, DT, UCLA.

Douglas then wades ashore in the Philippines.

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Rain Man 04-11-2022 01:21 PM

The Packers have now completed their draft. When the draft started, WR wasn't a big need, but then we suddenly had some job openings, hence the two late picks.

1-28. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Trey McBride, TE, Colorado State
2-59. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Logan Hall, DT, Houston
3-92. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Brian Asamoah II, LB, Oklahoma
4-132. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Verone McKinley III, S, Oregon
4-140. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Joshua Ezeudu, IOL, North Carolina
5-171. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Velus Jones, WR, Tennessee
7-229. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Jalen Nailor, WR, Michigan State
7-250. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Reed Blankenship, S, Middle Tennessee
7-259. Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Otito Ogbonnia, DT, UCLA

TambaBerry 04-11-2022 03:52 PM

Damn Rainman puts the pressure on you with the pms

TambaBerry 04-11-2022 03:54 PM

The Kansas City Chiefs select Matt Waletzko, OT, North Dakota

The Franchise 04-11-2022 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 16241904)
The Kansas City Chiefs select Matt Waletzko, OT, North Dakota

That's a good pick.

chiefscafan 04-11-2022 04:46 PM

The Los Angeles Chargers select, Brock Hoffman, OL , Virginia Tech

DJ's left nut 04-12-2022 08:20 AM

This guy's gonna probably go undrafted due to off-field concerns (several of them, in fact) but this late in the game, who cares?

Jack Jones, CB - Arizona State

I could really see the Chiefs looking his way. Really strong possibility as an NCB and hybrid player, especially if he can add a little weight.

There's a DE and a TE I also like quite a bit here but if I were the Bucs sitting this deep in the 7th I'd take my chances on the high value position and a 3rd/4th round talent who slipped due to off-field issues.

DJ's left nut 04-12-2022 08:29 AM

So with that, my squads are a rap:

NYJ Haul:

#4: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama
#8: Travon Walker, EDGE, Georgia
#35: Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson
#38: Jahan Dotson, WR, Penn State
#69: Tariq Woolen, CB, UTSA
111: Calvin Austin III, WR, Memphis
117: Darrian Beavers, LB, Cincinnati
146: Dohnovan West, IOL, Arizona State
163: Matthew Butler, DT, Tennessee


That's a BUNCH. And it's gonna score well, IMO. Still don't love the Dotson pick but a fan of the rest.

Tampa's picks:

27: Zion Johnson, G - Boston College
60: DeMarvin Leal, DL - A&M
91: Kenneth Walker III, RB - MSU
133: Rasheed Walker, OT - PSU
249: Zamir White, RB - UGA
262: Jack Jones, CB - ASU


Just not enough draft capital to do too much damage. I took Walker before Fournette signed so I probably should've gone a different direction there (especially with White falling). I probably should've actually snaked Austin away from the Jets or Dulcich away from the Ravens. So yeah - don't love the Kenneth Walker pick. I'm pretty sure Logan Hall going the pick before Leal is gonna hurt quite a bit. Leal may actually end up falling into the late 3rd with as little buzz as there is around him.

It's an okay draft. Nothing spectacular. I just never felt like it came together as well as I'd hoped it would.

BossChief 04-12-2022 12:52 PM

With the way we’ve scored these in the past, I might add to it and compare the difference in slots to draft value to determine surplus draft point value this year. It might take a little longer but will give an even better measurement over simply the slots they were drafted in.

Chargem 04-12-2022 01:25 PM

Wow, here at the last pick already

Chargem 04-12-2022 01:31 PM

The 49ers select BJ Hardon, TE, Ballsack Sports Cummunity College

The 49ers select Luke Tenuta, OT, Virgina Tech

staylor26 04-12-2022 02:26 PM

That’s all folks!

Rain Man 04-12-2022 02:34 PM

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TambaBerry 04-12-2022 08:16 PM

First four rounds if I was picking again for the Chiefs would go like this.

Winfrey
Lloyd
Cine
Pickens
Sanders
Jones
Tindall
Thomas

TambaBerry 04-12-2022 08:16 PM

Based on how the board dell

Kellerfox 04-12-2022 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16242526)
So with that, my squads are a rap:

NYJ Haul:

#4: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama
#8: Travon Walker, EDGE, Georgia
#35: Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson
#38: Jahan Dotson, WR, Penn State
#69: Tariq Woolen, CB, UTSA
111: Calvin Austin III, WR, Memphis
117: Darrian Beavers, LB, Cincinnati
146: Dohnovan West, IOL, Arizona State
163: Matthew Butler, DT, Tennessee


That's a BUNCH. And it's gonna score well, IMO. Still don't love the Dotson pick but a fan of the rest.

Tampa's picks:

27: Zion Johnson, G - Boston College
60: DeMarvin Leal, DL - A&M
91: Kenneth Walker III, RB - MSU
133: Rasheed Walker, OT - PSU
249: Zamir White, RB - UGA
262: Jack Jones, CB - ASU


Just not enough draft capital to do too much damage. I took Walker before Fournette signed so I probably should've gone a different direction there (especially with White falling). I probably should've actually snaked Austin away from the Jets or Dulcich away from the Ravens. So yeah - don't love the Kenneth Walker pick. I'm pretty sure Logan Hall going the pick before Leal is gonna hurt quite a bit. Leal may actually end up falling into the late 3rd with as little buzz as there is around him.

It's an okay draft. Nothing spectacular. I just never felt like it came together as well as I'd hoped it would.

Relative to their available picks, I think those are both A+ drafts.

Kellerfox 04-12-2022 08:44 PM

Browns

1.13: Garrett Wilson, WR, Ohio State
2.44: Arnold Ebiketie, EDGE, Penn State
3.78: Quay Walker, ILB, Georgia
3.99: Bryan Cook, S, Cincinnati
4.107: Zachary Carter, DT/EDGE, Florida
4.118: Joshua Williams, CB, Fayetteville State
6.202: Neil Farrell Jr., NT, LSU
7.224: Dawson Deaton, IOL, Texas Tech University
7.247: Lecitus Smith, OG, Virginia Tech


Pretty happy with how this turned out, but the Watson trade half way through our draft obviously impacts the Browns draft capital (and what they can do and will do on draft day). The players all are good scheme fits and I think great value at the position I was able to select them.

Steelers

1.20: Tyler Linderbaum, OC, Iowa
2.52: Matt Corral, QB, Mississippi
3.84: Martin Emerson, CB, Mississippi State
4.138: Erik Ezukanma, WR, Texas Tech
6.208: Leon O’Neal Jr., S, Texas A&M
7.226: Kellen Diesch, OT, Arizona State
7.242: Eric Johnson, DT, Missouri State


Honestly not in love with how this turned out for the Steelers. I talked myself out of Penning and Cross in the first based on popular consensus at the time, since then and their pro days, both have vaulted up the boards. Linderbaum very well could be their pick, but I think OT or stud defender is more likely. I also told myself I wasn’t going to draft a QB going into the draft, but couldn’t resist Coral falling to 52. Taking a QB early then pushed all my other needs a round later where I was always a few picks too late to get the guys I really wanted. If I had a do-over Eric Johnson may be the only one I’d keep.

Kellerfox 04-12-2022 08:50 PM

According to Dane Brugler, the best UDFA’s available (I claim them all!):

RB, Tyrion Davis-price, LSU - 5th round projection
OT, Veridian Lowe, Illinois - 5th to 6th
OG, Justin Shaffer, Georgia - 4th to 5th
OG, Logan Bruss, Wisconsin - 4th to 5th
OG, Thayer Mumford, Ohio State - 4th to 5th
OC, Ben Brown, Ole Miss - 4th to 5th
LB, Mike Rose, Iowa State - 4th to 5th
LB, Jeremiah Gemmel, North Carolina - 5th to 6th
CB, Kalon Barnes, Baylor - 4th to 5th
CB, Demarion Williams, Houston - 5th
CB, Bryce Watts, UMass - 5th to 6th
S, Percy Butler, Louisiana - 5th
S, Juanyeh Thomas, Georgia Tech - 5th to 6th

DJ's left nut 04-13-2022 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellerfox (Post 16243706)
Browns

1.13: Garrett Wilson, WR, Ohio State
2.44: Arnold Ebiketie, EDGE, Penn State
3.78: Quay Walker, ILB, Georgia
3.99: Bryan Cook, S, Cincinnati
4.107: Zachary Carter, DT/EDGE, Florida
4.118: Joshua Williams, CB, Fayetteville State
6.202: Neil Farrell Jr., NT, LSU
7.224: Dawson Deaton, IOL, Texas Tech University
7.247: Lecitus Smith, OG, Virginia Tech


Pretty happy with how this turned out, but the Watson trade half way through our draft obviously impacts the Browns draft capital (and what they can do and will do on draft day). The players all are good scheme fits and I think great value at the position I was able to select them.

Steelers

1.20: Tyler Linderbaum, OC, Iowa
2.52: Matt Corral, QB, Mississippi
3.84: Martin Emerson, CB, Mississippi State
4.138: Erik Ezukanma, WR, Texas Tech
6.208: Leon O’Neal Jr., S, Texas A&M
7.226: Kellen Diesch, OT, Arizona State
7.242: Eric Johnson, DT, Missouri State


Honestly not in love with how this turned out for the Steelers. I talked myself out of Penning and Cross in the first based on popular consensus at the time, since then and their pro days, both have vaulted up the boards. Linderbaum very well could be their pick, but I think OT or stud defender is more likely. I also told myself I wasn’t going to draft a QB going into the draft, but couldn’t resist Coral falling to 52. Taking a QB early then pushed all my other needs a round later where I was always a few picks too late to get the guys I really wanted. If I had a do-over Eric Johnson may be the only one I’d keep.

Yeah, I think Cross is going to be a major riser. I was definitely late to the party on him.

And with Coral, I'm pretty sure I had him queued up for the Bucs if he got past you. And ultimately he may be a gainer for you anyway if the Seahawks or Lions are fans of his.

Some team is gonna fall in love with that damn 'gamer' tag he has and take him earlier than I would. Happens every season.

I'm curious to see what Quay Walker does. I think off-ball backers are going to slide in this draft. Too much emphasis on WR in the off-season and a TON of depth. Watching the market just die for Kyzir White this off-season tells me that teams aren't hard up for backers.

But Walker is an intriguing option and a heck of a talent.

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-16-2022 07:31 PM

29. David Ojabo- Edge
30. Jalen Pitre- CB
Trade 50 for 52, 138, 208 with Pittsburgh
Trade 52 for 72, 109,152,153 and 2024 round 4 with Seattle
62. Jalen Tolbert WR
72. Kerby Joseph - S
94. Kellen Diesch-T
Trade 103 for 104, 218 and 253 with Rams
104. Jo Jo Dooman - LB

Should be able to get 6-8 picks in the 4-6 rounds as well.

Graded an A, but probably have too many picks.

Titty Meat 04-16-2022 09:12 PM

25. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - George Karlaftis, EDGE, Purdue

57. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Phidarian Mathis, DT, Alabama

89. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Cam Taylor-Britt, CB, Nebraska

130. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Rachaad White, RB, Arizona State
168. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Yusuf Corker, S, Kentucky

185. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Matt Araiza, P, San Diego State

203. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Big Kat Bryant, EDGE, Central Florida
232. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Dallis Flowers, CB, Pittsburgh State


Missed out on upgrading the interior and probably should have grabbed a WR too. Spooky season for the Bills #1 defense last year with White coming back & Von Miller. That defense is deep and talented. Would totally be cool if this was the Chiefs draft.

Kellerfox 04-17-2022 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16249371)
25. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat -George Karlaftis, EDGE, Purdue

57. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Phidarian Mathis, DT, Alabama

89. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Cam Taylor-Britt, CB, Nebraska

130. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Rachaad White, RB, Arizona State
168. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Yusuf Corker, S, Kentucky

185. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Matt Araiza, P, San Diego State

203. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Big Kat Bryant, EDGE, Central Florida
232. Buffalo Bills - Titty Meat - Dallis Flowers, CB, Pittsburgh State


Missed out on upgrading the interior and probably should have grabbed a WR too. Spooky season for the Bills #1 defense last year with White coming back & Von Miller. That defense is deep and talented. Would totally be cool if this was the Chiefs draft.

That Bills D is going to be scary good if they can stay healthy.

I like this/your draft overall. I think it would be a win for them.

I do wonder if they would go Edge in the first round though even in a clear BPA situation. Last year they took Gregory Rousseau in the 1st and Carlos Basham in the 2nd, and the previous year they took AJ Epenesa with their first pick which was in the 2nd. They’ve invested their last 3 top picks in Edges and it seems like a lot to do that for a 3rd year in a row. My understanding is that they think all 3 are primed to break out and are “hits.” This coupled with Shaq Lawson allowed them to move on from some of their other DEs this off season. All that said, they do really like to rotate their DL to keep everyone healthy and having talent there to avoid the drop off. George Karlaftis certainly would be a big boost to their ability to do that.

Titty Meat 04-17-2022 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellerfox (Post 16249778)
That Bills D is going to be scary good if they can stay healthy.

I like this/your draft overall. I think it would be a win for them.

I do wonder if they would go Edge in the first round though even in a clear BPA situation. Last year they took Gregory Rousseau in the 1st and Carlos Basham in the 2nd, and the previous year they took AJ Epenesa with their first pick which was in the 2nd. They’ve invested their last 3 top picks in Edges and it seems like a lot to do that for a 3rd year in a row. My understanding is that they think all 3 are primed to break out and are “hits.” This coupled with Shaq Lawson allowed them to move on from some of their other DEs this off season. All that said, they do really like to rotate their DL to keep everyone healthy and having talent there to avoid the drop off. George Karlaftis certainly would be a big boost to their ability to do that.

Yeah I drafted him before they signed Miller too. The value at that pick was just too much to turn down. The way I approached this draft was BPA. I feel the board kind of obsessed over WR's and at times I was able to benefit from that.

dtrain 04-17-2022 06:50 PM

Fanspeak
On the Clock Mock Draft Simulator 2022

Team Picks
29: R1 P29 OT Trevor Penning - Northern Iowa
30: R1 P30 DL Devonte Wyatt - Georgia
50: R2 P18 EDGE Cameron Thomas - San Diego St
62: R2 P30 LB Quay Walker - Georgia
94: R3 P30 WR Tyquan Thornton - Baylor
103: R3 P39 EDGE Boye Mafe - Minnesota
121: R4 P16 CB Jalyn Armour-Davis - Alabama
135: R4 P30 CB Akayleb Evans - Missouri
233: R7 P12 RB D'Vonte Price - Florida International
243: R7 P22 LB Brian Asamoah - Oklahoma
251: R7 P30 S Joey Blount - Virginia
259: R7 P38 WR Samori Toure - Nebraska

DJ's left nut 04-18-2022 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16249950)
Yeah I drafted him before they signed Miller too. The value at that pick was just too much to turn down. The way I approached this draft was BPA. I feel the board kind of obsessed over WR's and at times I was able to benefit from that.

Yeah, I think in real life if they go DL in the 1st it would be DT. I don't think Wyatt makes it to them but I'm almost certain he won't make it PAST them if he does.

Travis Jones seems like a possibility there. I think they're going to keep attacking that DL through the draft.

The Franchise 04-18-2022 10:32 AM

So now that this is finished and we have more picks.....this is where I would have gone.

29. Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson
30. Cameron Thomas, EDGE, San Diego State
50. Travis Jones, DT, Connecticut
62. George Pickens, WR, Georgia
94. Sean Rhyan, OT, UCLA
103. Zyon McCollum, CB, Sam Houston State
121. Greg Dulcich, TE, UCLA
135. Isaiah Thomas, Edge, Oklahoma

staylor26 04-18-2022 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 16250883)
So now that this is finished and we have more picks.....this is where I would have gone.

29. Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson
30. Cameron Thomas, EDGE, San Diego State
50. Travis Jones, DT, Connecticut
62. George Pickens, WR, Georgia
94. Sean Rhyan, OT, UCLA
103. Zyon McCollum, CB, Sam Houston State
121. Greg Dulcich, TE, UCLA
135. Isaiah Thomas, Edge, Oklahoma

Switch out Cam Thomas for Boye Mafe, Sean Rhyan for Tyreke Smith, and Isaiah Thomas for Tycen Anderson, and that would be mine.

DJ's left nut 04-27-2022 03:35 PM

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The Franchise 04-27-2022 03:44 PM

ROFL

**** him though.

TambaBerry 04-27-2022 04:54 PM

Pete Davidson sold his soul to the devil to keep getting women like that

kccrow 04-27-2022 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16265202)
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lol. Gotta give him credit, I don't have a life. :D

I promise I won't send you all pictures of my kids.

RealSNR 04-28-2022 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kccrow (Post 16265327)
lol. Gotta give him credit, I don't have a life. :D

I promise I won't send you all pictures of my kids.

Do you rank your kids by their Don't Piss Off Dad (DPOD) score?

DJ's left nut 04-28-2022 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 16265308)
Pete Davidson sold his soul to the devil to keep getting women like that

I still think I have the best theory on this one.

Pure career moves.

THEY want to be the one crying on the cover of People when that ****ing degenerate junky finally kills himself.

They know it's a fast-track to some juicy Oscar Bait movie role or a huge follower bump after a tell-all piece about how she's coping with the loss of her soulmate.

Every last one of them is just spinning the wheel and taking their chances.

DJ's left nut 04-28-2022 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16265985)
Do you rank your kids by their Don't Piss Off Dad (DPOD) score?

I have the one I like (eldest daughter), the boy, and then the one that will eventually put me in the grave (twin girl and manipulative demon seed).

So I guess the oldest gets a 1st round grade with blue chip potential. The Boy is a 3rd rounder who gets pushed into the 2nd due to need and lack of depth at the position and the twin girl is a 2nd round talent with character concerns that make her more of a priority UDFA. Maybe - I'm really not sure I want that kind of personality in my locker room. I'm not sure the organization has the leadership to handle it.

duncan_idaho 04-28-2022 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16266351)
I still think I have the best theory on this one.



Pure career moves.



THEY want to be the one crying on the cover of People when that ****ing degenerate junky finally kills himself.



They know it's a fast-track to some juicy Oscar Bait movie role or a huge follower bump after a tell-all piece about how she's coping with the loss of her soulmate.



Every last one of them is just spinning the wheel and taking their chances.


I’ve met Pete and am friends with one of his coworkers (when he shows up). I think it’s more that:

1) he’s genuinely hilarious.
2) he’s a fun person to be around
3) and most importantly, rumors about his member are accurate

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16266357)
I have the one I like (eldest daughter), the boy, and then the one that will eventually put me in the grave (twin girl and manipulative demon seed).

So I guess the oldest gets a 1st round grade with blue chip potential. The Boy is a 3rd rounder who gets pushed into the 2nd due to need and lack of depth at the position and the twin girl is a 2nd round talent with character concerns that make her more of a priority UDFA. Maybe - I'm really not sure I want that kind of personality in my locker room. I'm not sure the organization has the leadership to handle it.


I forgot you were a twin dad, too. Years 4-5, my girl was like that. We’re in a better spot now. Hope you get there, too.

kccrow 04-28-2022 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16265985)
Do you rank your kids by their Don't Piss Off Dad (DPOD) score?

LOL. They all piss me off for different reasons pretty much at some point daily but I still love them all as well, so they have hope. :D

My oldest son is pretty much a lazy dufus. I'm fully prepped for the bong toking he will no doubt practice soon... We clash because he's the polar opposite of me in almost every possible way. I very much worry about him driving in 2.5 years... **** my life.

My middle one is wicked smart when he feels like it. Has a quicker temper than me. Probably be the one that swings at me someday... but he's also the one that wants to be like dad. We clash because we're alike.

My daughter, well she's only 5 and so she warms my heart on the daily but she can be a strong-willed little **** when she wants to be. Guess that is a "trait' of Scorpios... As much as I love my boys, she's the reason I go through the struggle every day.

Kellerfox 04-28-2022 06:44 PM

So who is going to be first to correctly make a pick?

DJ's left nut 04-28-2022 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kellerfox (Post 16267984)
So who is going to be first to correctly make a pick?

Garrett Wilson at 13 send the most likely possibility.

Both my Jets picks off the board already - I’ll take that.

Kellerfox 04-28-2022 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16268086)
Garrett Wilson at 13 send the most likely possibility.

Both my Jets picks off the board already - I’ll take that.

Pickett at 11 or Johnson at 15 also feasible. Not sure that I should get credit if Wilson is taken at 13 given that it would be to a different team.

Kellerfox 04-28-2022 09:52 PM

Think I win for best value pick so far (Quay Walker)

kccrow 04-28-2022 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellerfox (Post 16270025)
Think I win for best value pick so far (Quay Walker)

I'm going to end up with the anti-values after taking Ojabo (and that pick even ended up traded) AND Clark. Flippin' MASH unit FTW.

DJ's left nut 04-28-2022 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellerfox (Post 16270025)
Think I win for best value pick so far (Quay Walker)

Staylor with Cole Strange. He went like 90 picks ahead of where Staylor drafted him.

kccrow 04-28-2022 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16270091)
Staylor with Cole Strange. He went like 90 picks ahead of where Staylor drafted him.

That was a surprise 1st round pick if I've ever seen one. He's a near carbon copy of Joe Thuney though.

Kellerfox 04-28-2022 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16270091)
Staylor with Cole Strange. He went like 90 picks ahead of where Staylor drafted him.

F$&k. We all know that anything the Patriots do doesnt count for the calculations... LMAO

Titty Meat 04-29-2022 12:04 AM

AM I BRETT VEACH!?!

All kidding aside let's hope Karlaftis plays as well as my pick in last year's 3rd round Trey Smith

TambaBerry 04-29-2022 10:13 PM

I got 99 with Thornton thanks to senile Bill

RealSNR 04-29-2022 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 16274350)
I got 99 with Thornton thanks to senile Bill

The JT Woods pick got me 111 from the "best drafting team omg bbq *cock slurping noises*" Chargers

The Franchise 04-29-2022 10:47 PM

Luke Fortner got me 136 thanks to the Jags.

Kellerfox 04-29-2022 10:55 PM

I don’t have a +100… but my Browns draft is slaying as a whole so far.

1.13: Garrett Wilson, WR, Ohio State +3
2.44: Arnold Ebiketie, EDGE, Penn State +6
3.78: Quay Walker, ILB, Georgia +56
3.99: Bryan Cook, S, Cincinnati +36
4.107: Zachary Carter, DT/EDGE, Florida +12
4.118: Joshua Williams, CB, Fayetteville State
6.202: Neil Farrell Jr., NT, LSU
7.224: Dawson Deaton, IOL, Texas Tech University
7.247: Lecitus Smith, OG, Virginia Tech

DJ's left nut 04-30-2022 11:30 AM

A plus 140 on my Jack Jones pick has to be the leader in the clubhouse…

DJ's left nut 04-30-2022 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 16274350)
I got 99 with Thornton thanks to senile Bill

Bill made us all a LOT of money in this thing didnt he?

kccrow 04-30-2022 02:15 PM

Just realized I nailed 2 of Denver's picks

Took Nik Bonitto at 64 and so did they
Took Eyioma Uwazurike at 115 and they took him at 116 (they had back-to-back picks there).

****ing Nostradamus....

staylor26 04-30-2022 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16270091)
Staylor with Cole Strange. He went like 90 picks ahead of where Staylor drafted him.

:D

My 4th round was crazy because I got Paschal too who went in the 2nd too LMAO

DJ's left nut 04-30-2022 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16275707)
:D

My 4th round was crazy because I got Paschal too who went in the 2nd too LMAO

I think I got about 110 points out of Zamir White as well. So I made some serious bank at the back of the 7th. Jones and White went back to back at 121/122 and i took them with the Bucs last two picks in the back half of the 7th after sitting still for 3-4 days and just re-setting my draft board.

Edit - 127 and 141 for a total of 268 between the two of them. Yeah, that’ll work.

Looks like Rasheed Walker is gonna beat me up pretty good. And I was right that missing on Logan Hall by a pick was gonna cost me - about a 50 pick difference between him and Leal.

Kellerfox 04-30-2022 04:24 PM

I got Dawson Deaton to the Browns in the 7th right (wrong pick though).

Rain Man 05-01-2022 07:05 PM

Green Bay Packers review. The NFL did not like one of my third-round picks at all but generally liked the others a lot. +191 overall, which I think is the first time that I've been over zero in a few years of doing this.


Actual pick Rain man pick Difference

2-55 - 1-28. -27 Trey McBride, TE, Colorado State
2-33 - 2-59. +26 Logan Hall, DT, Houston
3-66 - 3-92. +26 Brian Asamoah II, LB, Oklahoma
(undrafted) - 4-132. -131 Verone McKinley III, S, Oregon
3-67 - 4-140. +73 Joshua Ezeudu, IOL, North Carolina
3-71 - 5-171. +100 Velus Jones, WR, Tennessee
6-191 7-229. +38 Jalen Nailor, WR, Michigan State
(undrafted) 7-250. -13 Reed Blankenship, S, Middle Tennessee
5-160 - 7-259. +99 Green Bay Packers - Rain Man - Otito Ogbonnia, DT, UCLA

Rain Man 05-01-2022 07:18 PM

How'd the Ravens do under Rain Man leadership? Let's look.

In general, we agreed on first three rounds. But after that the NFL had radically different evaluations, leading me to a -211 overall.

I'm surprised that the NFL would be that wrong.

Actual pick - Rain Man pick - Difference

1-9 1-14. +5 Charles Cross, OT, Mississippi State
2-35 - 2-45. +10 Roger McCreary, CB, Auburn
3-99 - 3-76. -23 David Bell, WR, Purdue
3-103 - 3-100. +3 Leo Chenal, LB , Wisconsin
7-230 - 4-110. -120 Chris Paul, IOL, Tulsa
6-196 - 4-119. -77 Tyler Badie, RB, Missouri
3-80 - 4-128. +48 Greg Dulcich, TE, UCLA
6-220 - 4-139. -81 Kalia Davis, DT, UCF
(Undrafted) 4-141. -122 Aaron Hansford, LB, Texas A&M
5-150 - 6-196. +146 Thomas Booker, DT, Stanford[/QUOTE]

Kellerfox 05-01-2022 10:18 PM

Browns

1.13: Garrett Wilson, WR, Ohio State +3
2.44: Arnold Ebiketie, EDGE, Penn State +6
3.78: Quay Walker, ILB, Georgia +56
3.99: Bryan Cook, S, Cincinnati +36
4.107: Zachary Carter, DT/EDGE, Florida +12
4.118: Joshua Williams, CB, Fayetteville State -17
6.202: Neil Farrell Jr., NT, LSU +76
7.224: Dawson Deaton, IOL, Texas Tech University -22
7.247: Lecitus Smith, OG, Virginia Tech +32

Overall = +182


Steelers

1.20: Tyler Linderbaum, OC, Iowa -5
2.52: Matt Corral, QB, Mississippi -42
3.84: Martin Emerson, CB, Mississippi State +16
4.138: Erik Ezukanma, WR, Texas Tech +13
6.208: Leon O’Neal Jr., S, Texas A&M -55
7.226: Kellen Diesch, OT, Arizona State -37
7.242: Eric Johnson, DT, Missouri State +83

Overall -27

DJ's left nut 05-02-2022 08:26 AM

NYJ Haul:

#4: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama (7th to NYG; -3)
#8: Travon Walker, EDGE, Georgia (1st to JAX; +7)
#35: Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson (42 to Chi; -7)
#38: Jahan Dotson, WR, Penn State (16 to Wash; +22)
#69: Tariq Woolen, CB, UTSA (153 to Seattle; -84)
111: Calvin Austin III, WR, Memphis (138 to Pitt; -27)
117: Darrian Beavers, LB, Cincinnati (182 to NYG; -65)
146: Dohnovan West, IOL, Arizona State (UDFA; -116)
163: Matthew Butler, DT, Tennessee (175 to LV; -12)

****ing ouch. -285; one of my worst ever efforts. Probably approaching a record. I could've take a UDFA at #1 overall and not been that bad had the rest of the draft broken even. This is comically terrible.



Tampa's picks:

27: Zion Johnson, G - Boston College (17 to LAC; +10)
60: DeMarvin Leal, DL - A&M (84 to Pitt; -24)
91: Kenneth Walker III, RB - MSU (41 to Seattle; +50)
133: Rasheed Walker, OT - PSU (249 to GB; -116)
249: Zamir White, RB - UGA (122 to Vegas; +127)
262: Jack Jones, CB - ASU (121 to NE; +141)

+188

-97 on balance. The OL Picks just murdered me. -232 on my developmental tackle prospects. When you see Kinnard, something of a consensus 2nd round pick, go all the way in the 5th - you see that the league just didn't give much of a damn about developmental OTs this year.

The lesson, as always: Jets gonna Jet.

DJ's left nut 05-02-2022 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16277704)
How'd the Ravens do under Rain Man leadership? Let's look.

In general, we agreed on first three rounds. But after that the NFL had radically different evaluations, leading me to a -411 overall.

I'm surprised that the NFL would be that wrong.

Actual pick - Rain Man pick - Difference

1-9 1-14. +5 Charles Cross, OT, Mississippi State
2-35 - 2-45. +10 Roger McCreary, CB, Auburn
3-99 - 3-76. -23 David Bell, WR, Purdue
3-103 - 3-100. +3 Leo Chenal, LB , Wisconsin
7-230 - 4-110. -120 Chris Paul, IOL, Tulsa
6-196 - 4-119. -177 Tyler Badie, RB, Missouri
3-80 - 4-128. +48 Greg Dulcich, TE, UCLA
6-220 - 4-139. -181 Kalia Davis, DT, UCF
(Undrafted) 4-141. -122 Aaron Hansford, LB, Texas A&M
5-150 - 6-196. +146 Thomas Booker, DT, Stanford

[/QUOTE]

I am puzzled by your math on Badie and Davis...

The Franchise 05-02-2022 10:30 AM

Washington and Arizona are done.

Washington Commanders 2022 Draft
11. Kenny Pickett, QB, Pittsburgh - #20 (-9)
47. Jaquan Brisker, S, Penn State - #48 (-1)
113. Alontae Taylor, CB, Tennessee - #49 (+64)
189. Lucas Krull, TE, Pittsburgh - Undrafted (-73)
231. Allie Green, CB, Missouri - Undrafted (-31)
241. Dameon Pierce, RB, Florida - #107 (+134)

Total Value: +84. Thank God for Dameon Pierce or this could have been in the negative.

Arizona Cardinals Draft
23. Kaiir Elam, CB, Florida - #23 (0)
55. Drake Jackson, EDGE, Southern California - #61 (-6)
87. Romeo Doubs, WR, Nevada - #132 (-45)
201. Luke Fortner, IOL, Kentucky - #65 (+136)
215. Isaiah Pola-Mao, S, USC - Undrafted (-47)
257. David Anenih, EDGE, Houston. - Undrafted (-5)
258. Jerrion Ealy, RB, Ole Miss. - Undrafted (-4)

Total Value: +29. All it takes is one hit on those 7th round picks to keep you in the green apparently. Got Elam in the exact spot....just the wrong team.

kccrow 05-02-2022 07:11 PM

Denver
9. DE David Ojabo, Michigan #45 -36
64. ER Nik Bonitto, Oklahoma #64 0 Hit on team
75. LB Brandon Smith, Penn State #120 -45
96. OT Sean Rhyan, UCLA #92 +4
115. DT Ewioma Uwazurike, Iowa State #116 -1 Hit on team
116. CB Jalyn Armour-Davis, Alabama #119 -3
145. RB Pierre Strong Jr, South Dakota State #127 +18
206. ER Tomon Fox, North Carolina UDFA -57
233. LB Terrel Bernard, Baylor #89 +144

Total Value: +24
Given Ojabo tore his Achilles after this AND Denver traded the pick, I'll take it.
Most impressed that I pretty much nailed 2 picks to the right team in the right spot.

New England
21. OT Trevor Penning, Northern Iowa #19 +2
52. LB Damone Clark, LSU #176 -124
85. WR Kyle Phillips, UCLA #163 -78
127. CB Montaric Brown, Arkansas #222 -95
170. OT Luke Goedeke, Central Michigan #57 +113
200. RB Kyren Williams, Notre Dame #164 +36
210. ER Alex Wright, UAB #78 +132

Total Value: -14
Given Clark had spinal fusion surgery after this, I'd say it's not terrible. Talk about some wild value swings though.

Rain Man 05-02-2022 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16278121)

I am puzzled by your math on Badie and Davis...


Wait, I didn't need to carry the one. I feel much better now, and history will show that I'm smarter than the NFL even with math errors.

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