yeah, the bills just learned that lesson

It's hard to believe that there would be Bengals fans in Cameroon. But I guess it's possible.

Now that I think about it, it's more likely that DirectTV is in a dispute with the local television stations in Cameroon so the villagers don't know that football exists.

I'm gonna drop a skyline chili BRB

As a respected Chiefs Planet member, I am reminding you that you are not suppose to interject political topics into Lounge threads.


Just a friendly reminder. Carry on.

Despite this greatest of news I vow to find something or someone to be angry at

The line has shifted by 3 points from +2 to -1 since this morning

Correct. His ability to be mobile are play extenders...very few plays are designed roll outs as it should be.

This is an underrated post.

first they said he can't play.

then they said the ankle will get worse, it will be bad tomorrow, he'll have to stay off his feet.

then tomorrow came, and he was not only on his feet, but he had ankle weights on.

then they said, okay, well let's see what andy says.

then andy said mahomes will be okay, and is doing fine, and they said let's wait till we see mahomes at the presser.

then mahomes shows up to the presser, no boot, walking without a limp, and he stepped down a couple of steps like his ankle was made of titanium!

then they said, well that's nothing, let's see what he looks like on the practice field.

then video emerges of mahomes on the practice field, and he is skipping, and he is running like a total boss.

then they said, well, he's not making any cuts!

they will doubt mahomes all the way until the chiefs beat the ever living shit out of the bengals and then whatever trash team the nfc puts in front of him.

i hope he stands on one leg when he hoists the lombardi.

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They are saying on sports talk that ..” what do you expect Andy, Patrick and the team to say.. That he’s messed up and limited”?? Petro thinks is still hurt pretty bad and this is a show.. I say bullshit. It’s just a mild sprain.

Tony Romo: "He'll be on crutches by Wednesday!"

Nah, Tony. He's not a pretty boy pussy like you.

He was a full participant today lmao

There might be some that like chili

Petro is such a drama queen. I get the angle of trying to ring out the truth when most of KC sports media are just a bunch of fluffers, but the man is always looking for the negative.

But but but I was told there was a good chance he wasn’t going to play by pussies who never won anything in their entire career like Tony Romo?

Wishful thinking on Romo's part, because he wants to be double penetrated by Allen and Burrow.

Right because they’re having him go through all drills and jog around and put unnecessary stress on an already compromised ankle just for show.

Exactly. It's ****ing hilarious that people are reading so much into this when they could just trust their ****ing eyes.

Full participant. Horny.

FULL

PENIS

are the chiefs the betting favorite now? yes, yes they ****ing are.

I suspect there are quite a few. I'd guess many of the kids got Cincinnati Bengals Super Bowl Champion shirts last year, and some of their grandparents got them in the early 80's.

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Chiefshrink is literally butt ****ing tarded

Andy and Patrick have a huge advantage in gameplanning this week if Mahomes is healthy.

Bengals enter the game cautious, not knowing the true status of Mahomes ankle.

Chiefs start the game conservative - quick passes, not much movement outside the pocket, slightly more running than usual.

Bengals get fed up, and come up to play the short stuff.

Out of nowhere, triple reverse boot throwback to mahomes who hits a streaking hardman for six.

BOOM BITCHES

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I can't imagine the Bengals preparing for anything other than Mahomes at 100%.

100%. But they'll test that ankle early and often. If Mahomes comes up limping at any point, they're going to go after that ankle for certain.

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Get your dicks rub them down with baby oil because Mahomes is going full Terminator

ROFL

Basing history on all other high ankle sprains, I don't know why anyone would think otherwise (that he will be severely hampered). We must have gotten lucky it was a grade 1 high ankle sprain.

We’ll never know. Mahomes is a tough dude and is pretty good adjusting to injuries. He played through injury stuff in college where he probably should have rested. The game against Tampa where he ran around 500 yards with a toe that required surgery is a good example of his ability to fight through injuries.

I absolutely hate Tony Romo, in every facet.

Mahomes should have brought out the Sammy Watkins memorial prosthetic leg to troll the media.

Hey **** you man! go die in an AIDS tree fire or something!

How'd I do? Am I one of the cool kids now?

The key going in is going to be making them think he's limited.

Then BOOM.

Hit 'em with the hook.

I think I accidentally thumbs downed this. Sorry.

Petro has a BMI of 45 and struggles to get out of bed when healthy, so he assumes everyone suffers from the same aches and pains that he does. He believes that it must be worse than normal when injured, but fails to realize that Mahomes probably doesn’t have to take cholesterol medication or limit his exercise to evening walks after dinner like him.

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This guy IS chiefsplanet. Goatee. Chubby. Has camaro. 29 inch dick. Runs 40 in 4.2.

The cargo shorts

Forgot that part. Dude definitely goes to the Low T center.

Petro opened his show saying he wouldn’t be surprised if Mahomes was inactive Sunday. JFC what a dumbshit tool… somehow worse than Kietzman.

The line movement is directly proportional to the what the bettors are doing. It's not based on rumors. Vegas always shoots for as close to 50-50 in bets as possible. Please stop.

Mahomes picking out his new ankle

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Nope. Not true all the time. Google reverse line movement.

It depends on the line itself as well. 80% of the handle in the other game is on Philly, but the line hasn't moved an inch. Vegas isn't giving SF +3 for sharps to come in and hammer them.

Wow people actually listen to this dude? lmao

People think they sound so enlightened when they do the 50-50 argument, and it’s completely false. Yet it persists

I love watching Andy's pressers and seeing Andy's face change when it's Petro's question. He barely tolerates that mother****er.

Andy looked like he was going to explode at Petro a couple years ago. I think it was after the Chargers game when Tyreek caught the bomb and his helmet came off.

Do they have splints for ankles? An air splint or something may really help but limit mobility

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Why doesn't he just admit that he doesn't have a clue who Patrick Mahomes is or what he's about. Unbelievable.

Yes. Lots of volleyball players wear braces that limit movement to front/back only and Pat has access to **** that nobody else does. He'll be fine.

I wondered the same thing. They'll tape the crap out of it for the side to side stability, so that may be enough.

you forgot to tell him to drink antifreeze

I'll give you a solid B

LMAO Was it Sal Pantalones or whatever the **** his name is that Reid was just outright hostile to during a post game? That shit was hilarious.

Edit: Yeesss, and he's an even bigger douche to him than I remembered.

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mahomes could have bones and shit sticking out of his leg and he'd still force his way onto the field. shit he had an NFL player land on his ankle and they had to drag his ass to the locker room for xrays like he was being taken in on a 3 day psyche hold. you'd have to be a pants shitting reerun or a KC sports pundit to think there's a chance he's not starting on Sunday against the team that stopped him from reaching and winning another superbowl. i'm dumb as **** and even I can see that lol

This is what I imagine every person that tunes into 810 every day looks like.

Gotta get their latest bbq, golf and racing talk in!

Amazing

I do not blame Andy for hating Petro at all.

I’ve been to Disney way too many times that I can immediately recognize Joe’s uniform. Not sure who the guy is in the Chiefs shirt, but that look is pretty common at the parks.

Can’t stand Petro. It’s particularly brutal when he asks questions. Too long, too consulted, too much work to follow, and he’s trying to force the answer he’s looking for.

More interested in his takes being right than anything else. He sucks.

It would be an absolute gift if they start blitzing.

Plus he’s fat

ROFLCan't believe I never saw this. Thank you TE!

Petro is very concerned with being smarter than everyone, and always being right.

But, he is infinitely better than that hack Bob Fescoe.

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Wow. That's a side of big red i never thought existed. Insults the guy's weight. Ignores him. Tells the camera man to keep walking cause this guy's not that important. What happened between these two?

Closeted Fescoe in the Morning listener.

Fescue’s a bum.

I think he was insulting Sal's ego. Sal IIRC kind of made it a mission to get Andy fired those last few years in Philly.

Also said this: https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...erest-in-reid/

I always loved the “you’re the only one I’d let grab me like that”

Reid gives off mafioso vibes lol

The look he gave Paolantonio when he thought he was the guy who'd grabbed his shirt was raw death.

We've seen him flash that look a few times but it doesn't come out often.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to piss that guy off. He can be a damn intimidating dude.

The “he’s not going to play” thing doesn’t make sense. He finished the game. Two years ago in the divisional round he got turf toe so badly he had to have surgery and was also choked out. He then played the next week and in the superbowl at a near super human level.

Wait, who's still insisting that he's not going to play?

Petro started his show today still pushing the bullshit possibility that Mahomes would be inactive Sunday.

This was even AFTER Mahomes’ press conference and his full participation in practice.

Kelce said that Reid runs a super tight ship. I asked kinda what that meant - how does Reid really keep order?

He said he just gives you this look, and you're stone cold frozen. It seems to line up.

Mahomes had a little bit of a limp going down the stairs (anyone wish he had some kind of a ramp instead?) But man that is WAY better of a walk off than I thought he’d be at this point in the week. This is likely without the shots and with a few days of time to get considerably better. Feeling really good about this right now.

Outside of all the stuff said above, he also said some really nasty things about Reid and his son after his death on local radio.

That segment on his podcast had me rolling. I knew Reid was tough behind the surface. But man that made it feel like the dude is terrifying when you don’t do what you’re supposed to. Travis played it mostly cool but Jason seemed terrified of the man. Should dispel any idea some people have that the guy is friendly therefore he’s soft.