I'm guessing in real life you are some sort of shut in? Perhaps confined to a chair or your bed? Are you living a fantasy life out over the intraweb? A dream where you score with future welfare-moms who rate a 6.5 on the hotness scale and whose carpets and drapes don't match. Nonetheless you forge boldly on as the superhero Pattern Bald Man?

i aint hatin' ...i just think its childish and immature to bring something like this to a chiefs message board...i dont know why anyone would be jealous of a few easy skanks attracted to a fake ass preppy dude. oh well, enjoy the STD's it aint my loss

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Just admit you can’t help it. ;)

dude vulcan why are you trying to prove yourself such a ladies man. Dude I'm in a wheelchair get more attractive girls than that.

ROFL Right you are. I thought of that as I was replying; sometimes doing the right thing is boring. It just looked like too much fun!

im not that guy so saying preppie about me is false. I have a bike and use it to get tail sometimes so what. im sure you fat ****s would use a rufie to get laid if you could.Posted via Mobile Device

Now that I'm a no-shirt-wearin', motorcycle ridin', wild & crazy, divorced dude on the prowl, I'm with you, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. I'm soarin' and scorin' with hot babes every night. I'm flickin' hot babes off my shoulder like flies. Nobody on here can believe the super hot babes I hang with and score and stuff. Look out, hot babes!! Midnight FAX is in town!!!

FAX

Isn't this thread dead yet? You guys must be bored.

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It's the off-season. Nothing like a display of dumbassery from Midnight <s>Vulture</s> Felcher/Whatsmynameagain for some laughs.

It's usually amusing when the kiddos are on Summer Vacation and start playing "Internet Tough Guy" on their parent's computer. Carfeful, Whatsmynameagain...Daddy won't be happy when he gets your text message bill and sends you to spend some "quality time" with your Uncle Chester.

ROFL can we call you midnite_cowboy_FAX:D

Bike Night at the Blue Oyster?

Yep, the guy sure likes talking to himself.

I'm sorely disappointed in the Mods that run this place now. In the past, this douchebag's username would have been changed faster than you can say "Phony Gonzalez".

This place hasn't been the same since Phobia left...

Hi guys!! We're a bunch of hot babes that really dig Midnight FAX!!! We're posting via mobile device using his login name because it's the coolest login name ever. We hang and have sex with FAX because he rides a motorcycle and doesn't wear a shirt to our parties. He's the best and the coolest because he makes us hotter than the really super hot babes we already really are. Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES

Well, I picked up my bike with sidecar last night, and I haven't seen an increase in the frequency of female attention. What is the anticipated timeframe for said attention to increase after procuring the "chick magnet"?