Well, it's dormant, so I don't think so. But when it's active, I'm pretty sure there's just lava. Not lava and shit. That would be a weird volcano.

Taking your work home again, huh?

Watching CNN, some reporter-chick named Poppy Harlow is talking about the Toyota recalls and wandering around a dealership's maintenance area as they do the fix. She's cute, and got some junk in the trunk. I'd hit it. (I tried to link a pic but every time I tried it wouldn't load, so you'll just have to Google Search her under Images... sort of a poor man's Faith Hill, maybe...)

Was your first attempt at choosing a log on name thwarted
because the selection was already taken?
LMAO

Has anyone seen a decent homeless chick?

I just did.

She must've just become homeless.....

or she could have just bought a bunch of blankets and cans and was just out for a nice stroll with her shopping cart. Who knows...

OMFG...

I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds.

These are actual advertisements:

For sale:
1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents.

(2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each.

2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each.

These were all separate ads...
I mean, wtf? Throw your ****ing garbage away.
It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it.
LMAO
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The Search & Rescue started charging Several grand anytime they have to come rescue( unless it's a medical or child) a dumbass around here. Bout time to, ****ing tourist always getting in trouble. I say leave them & let the Bears eat them

wtf?...

TTIUWP.

And if she's recently homeless, and still clean, you could always offer to trade sex for a warm spot in your garage.

I have some old Playboys from the 60s....

I haven't pooped today. I don't remember the last time I went a whole day without dropping a deuce. I hope everything's okay down there. :eek:

Did you not eat as much as you normally do?

I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm. :D

And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?

This is rather rudementary...

#1 is Piss
#2 is Crap

Therefore, he's dropping a duece.

I dunno what a #3 would be..

Vaginal discharge?

Good explanation. I've never really referred to them by number so I didn't make the connection.

Although now I want to watch Austin Powers. "Who... does... number... two... work for?!?"

I should've thought about that. I've cut my food intake in half over the last couple of weeks. It's now been over 24 hours. I feel like a new man! At least I feel like I have a new man inside of me. Wait...................