He's more of a spaz than a douche. Donaldson 100% pure douche. Bautista is an asshole with douchey qualities. Lawrie is more of a little bitch with strong douche tendencies. Smardjqkw& is just a white trash piece of shit. Viking boy is a narcissist blowhard ****boy.

One might expect a few warts on guys signed to minor league deals.

Spaz is the perfect word. I couldn't quite think of one. Pence is def a spaz but I think overall, a pretty good natured, chill dude. He's certainly not a douche

I'm still curious about Tim Lincecum. If he has a decent showing in January to show case his rehabilitation, I'd love to see us take a flyer on him. The dude flat out knows how to pitch, and would be a nice bounce back candidate, IMO...maybe allowing us to move on a corner outfielder like Gordon or spending more money there.

If we had kept Gordon and Zobrist we could go into the season with Yo, Medlen, Volquez, Young and a ham sandwich and still be overwhelming WS favorites. Screw spending money on a starting pitcher. Just keep the defense at weapons-grade and figure something out to replace Outfante.

Wade Davis has now become a verb... and it's being used during football analysis. The NFL disabled embedding so you have to click the link:

https://youtu.be/EaId7txY51I

You belong on MLB Network.

True but this guy had a nice decently long career with a horrendous ratio every year.

The media loves them some Cubs.....

I'd take that spaz on my team any day.

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Ages 27-29 seasons:

Y Cespedes: 1895pa 83hr 5.5%bb 0.216iso 116wRC+
Jose Guillen: 1767pa 82hr 5.2%bb 0.217iso 124wRC+

Uncanny.

Well, except for that time during the 2014 World Series when Pence told a Starbucks barista in KC to write "Champ" on the cup for his name. That's a douche move.

That's totally a spaz move. "Champ" is so nerdy it's cute.

Donaldson would have insisted his cup be labeled "MVP", then thrown a fit because his foam was too hot causing his man-bun to wilt.