Flop is the goods, much better than 73.

Yup.

They're low balling him.

:D

Hootie is rewriting his-story.

Oh and good job keyboard - fruit of the doom.

It's useless. You're a cop and know it's pointless arguing with Hootie's cp lawyer. You need to get some legal aid immediately to defend against this.

Call BEP, as she may be available.

Phil why don't you link everyone to the post you made where I allegedly broke my "short leash" agreement.

I don't really look at the numbers as rankings anymore. Just like chapters.

Funny you mention this, Hootie. I was just researching items in the staff forum. There are literally 70 threads about you in the entire forum and that's just searching on "Hootie". I haven't even gotten to your other usernames and I'm not going to. I don't want to make a Rico post.

The original CC incident happened on 4-12-11. We corresponded about it at length. I told you that I disagreed that CC should have been able to ban you through infractions and I reinstated your account. I also told you that what CC revealed to you wasn't to be repeated or you would be permabanned. You lasted 3 days. You were permabanned on 4-15-11. At that time you told me, "I don't care about the permaban. I won't try and come back. Was tired of OTWP painting some sort of picture that didn't exist."

On 6-24-11 you begged to come back. Mods voted 4-1 against allowing you back.

On 11-23-11 You had managed to have some conflict with Frazod and (of all people) Dartgod. Your personal savior DaFace sent you this message, On 1-13-12 you were permabanned again due to some continued feud with Frazod for which you had been warned to avoid several times. Even your personal savior DaFace said, "Well, at least he can't whine that he wasn't warned."

Another random regular n00b said, "Hootie committed suicide by mod."

At some point after that, I changed your permaban to 2 years because I hate you so much and because I figured you'd actually grow up in 2 years.

On Nov 17th, 2012 you registered your current account and exclaimed that you served 14 months which was more than long enough in your estimation when you never deserved to be banned in the first place. Not sure where you got 14 months but, I'm not sure your recollection is what it could be considering your Tuesday-Saturday binge drinking.

I'm not spending hours upon hours sifting through hundreds of posts about you in the mod forum. I dedicated an hour to it. I think the items I have cut and pasted prove that it's not just Phil being out to get you. I'm going to cut and paste this factual account of what actually happened each time you try to push off your "Poor Hootie never did anything wrong and is being picked on by Phil" load of horseshit. These are the facts. What you post time and time and time again are the incoherent ramblings of the town drunk. They're fiction. You're wrong, Hootie. Again. Surprise, surprise.

Where are the parts where he did something wrong, other than bristling at the short leash that you put on him but not on the people who go out of their way to antagonize him?

I thought Flopnuts was Hootie's Personal Savior. Or is he just an additional Personal Savior?

Imagine having two Personal Saviors. That must be nice.

Does he appreciate DaFace any more than he does Flopnuts?

Ouch.

its super secret mod stuffs that we cant' even fathom

whatever rule he broke, it must not be that bad because he keeps getting to come back over and over and over

I'm done with it, patteeu. I've disproved every single claim Hootie makes. I've gone above and beyond what I need to do. I'm not spending any more time attempting to meet your requirements. I've done enough. Dartgod... really? Dartgod is probably the nicest guy on this entire site. I'll give you the Frazod antagonization. But DaFace was the guy corresponding most with Hootie and even Hootie claims he's the most fair of all the mods. The one quote from DaFace alone disproves everything Hootie has been saying about it being a vendetta from Phil.

Frazod, OTWP, Crazycoffee, and Phobia seem to be his chief antagonists in this dance. Dartgod is a pretty friendly and nonantagonistic guy normally, but I suspect that he was a third man in on the side of Phobia or maybe Frazod here (am I right?).

I can't tell what you disproved other than maybe some dates that Hootie didn't remember right. On substance, Hootie seems to have it right. You put a constraint on him but let everyone else run relatively free. He bristled and rebelled, you pinched him for refusing to bend his knee to your authority.

I suspect you don't have any idea what you're talking about. You clearly haven't read what I posted. As a result, this is my last response to you on this matter. I'm not going to waste my time on somebody who won't take 2 minutes to read and process what I took an hour to generate.

I read it. It didn't say much. That's my point. See you later. Maybe you should disappear more often when Hootie is around.

I've never understood the fascination for nor the defense of Hootie or Goatboy. Both have contributed to an atmosphere that is barely tolerable for many of us.

This. Barely tolerable is extremely kind.

Good to see ya, Nas. Can I buy you a beer sometime?

Dinny

It's the binge drinking

well damn..
:(

72. patteeu

Patteeu must be a retired lawyer. Nothing else makes sense. No one else could possibly have the time to argue about anything and everything, all the time, be so skilled at it, and get off on it so much. Some people lust for life. Patty lusts for strife. If strife was hot dogs, he'd be Takeru Kobayashi. If strife was blueberry pie vomit, he'd be Lard Ass Logan. Patty wants everybody fighting everybody else, constantly. He prefers political arguments, but any old fight will do. If you're an annoying troll, DaFace and/or Flopnuts may eventually be your personal savior, but patteeu is your champion. You complete him.

Patty's darkest day came in 2004, when he and the rest of the politards were cast down to the infernal reaches of the DC forum. And while our own little Lucifer has resigned himself to ruling in Hell (at least over the neocons), he still longs for a forum reunification, where football threads are buried beneath an avalanche of political crap, everybody is furious, and he is pleased enough to nearly remember what sexual arousal was like. In the meantime, he fans the flames of discontent in the main forum whenever an opportunity presents itself.

Pros: Despite championing anarchists on ChiefsPlanet, he is himself deeply conservative and a stalwart Republican, but really only in the stodgy, greedy big business sense. Not a big religion or NRA type of Republican. Although he did rush out to buy his first shotgun and tried his hand at hunting as soon as he heard about Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Supports the troops, as long as that really doesn't entail him doing anything. Or giving them anything. Or talking to them. Or being around them. Eww. And there was a time when you'd have had to pay $400 an hour to listen to his crap, but now you get it for free!

Cons: Just because he goes to bat for you, doesn't mean he likes you. You are a vessel full of strife, and when the strife is exhausted, just as a junkie discards the empty baggie, you are of no further use to him. And his strife fix is sated via the internet, and not needed or requested in his rigidly-ordered real life. Just because he argued with Phobia for six months about the injustices of you getting banned doesn't mean you're friends, buster. Don't try to come to his gated community - he will call security.

Outlook: The world's going to hell in a handbasket, and patteeu's loving it! Expect more of the same. Over and over and over.

Heh. Patt. Somehow I'm getting the blame for that.

Heh. Patt. Somehow I'm getting the blame for that.

Heh. Patty. Somehow, I'm getting the blame for this one.

So does its subject.

That was just awful.

Well, I knew you wouldn't like it.

Tenfold. And I worked much, much harder at actually getting him back here. It would bug me normally, but again, dude never got anything anyways. So I don't mind him licking Face's sack over it. He's sexy and all, but I'm married.

I wasn't planning on doing one this afternoon, but I may have to just to cover that stench.

I wasn't planning on doing one this afternoon, but I may have to just to cover that stench.

I chuckled a few times through this one. Well done!

The Kobayashi and Lard Ass Logan had me chuckling.

Saul, you have to beat it, or I'm adding it to the OP.

Saul, you have to beat it, or I'm adding it to the OP.

1 pootie

I thought the Cheney bit was the best.

The Cheney bit was a good one too. We may have to start considering shutting this thing down, and starting a new one. It's already starting lag, and double post. If we do, We'll transcribe the OP over to the new thread obviously and keep her going.

You're such an old, farty whiner.

The Cheney bit was a good one too. We may have to start considering shutting this thing down, and starting a new one. It's already starting lag, and double post. If we do, We'll transcribe the OP over to the new thread obviously and keep her going.

Closed thread. Looks like it's starting to cause server lag. Will bust out pertinent recent posts in new thread momentarily.

Closed thread. Looks like it's starting to cause server lag. Will bust out pertinent recent posts in new thread momentarily.