Thanks! Hopefully my kid is awesome.

I disregarded everyone's advice and hung out with my ex a few times since we broke up, but it was just making me feel shittier, so today I ended it for good. I thought I would feel like crap, but I can't believe how good I feel right now. I'm sure that will change at some point, but man I'm breathing easy for the first time in weeks.

I clearly need to work on my maturity before I find someone else to have a relationship with.

you're breathing easy because you're not stressing out about that dumb bitch anymore

There will be ups & downs. You'll feel good, then shitty. Just let time take its course, brah.

Now empty your nuts into some POF hoodrat

I'm going au natural (sp?) this weekend. Going to hit up the local bars. I moved into this place that is a 1 min walk from the little downtown bar area in February, got hooked up with this chick a month later, and haven't really been able to enjoy any of those bars since then.

Yeah but anyways, going to see if I can do this without having to use online dating sites.

I met this girl tonight who is interested in filming with my little comedy troupe, and she's funny as shit, and we really kicked it off. So I also might pursue that. We'll see.

Why not just ignore bitches for a month or two.

They're really not worth THAT much attention.

I'm new to the "attractive person" game. And I really like having sex.

Ah, yes. I see now. Understandable.

So in regards to my ex, the last time we had sex, she was complaining that I was too rough and that her vagina was swolen, and perhaps the last visual I will ever have of this person is her holding a frozen vodka bottle on her crotch.

Things really ****ing changed in the last month, lol.

bitch couldn't even take your cock right?

glad you cut this ho off, bro

Do her copies of Goodfellas and Terminator Salvation that she left at my house now become my copies?

At least I got something out of this relationship.

So you gave her a good hate ****ing, didja?

why the **** do you eve need copies of those shitty movies

This.