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rico 10-18-2018 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13826978)
I used to date Pats fan's mom.

She was an interesting and talented lady.

My favorite part was on rainy nights, she would turn a lamp on, set it on the floor and turn off all of the other lights as she removed her pants and ease in front of the light so I could muse at her womanly shape. Seductively, she would reach down and grab herself by the meat flaps and twist them into the most amazing shadow puppet show.

It was always impressive as she smooshed it into a turkey neck and I swear....could make a gobble sound from her south mouth. the donkey, the dolphin and the circling buzzard were also pleasing.
ROFL

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Iowanian 10-18-2018 07:13 PM
Lord knows I am peaceful, when I'm left alone.

I've always been an eagle, been a while since I have flown.

lewdog 10-18-2018 07:13 PM
Saw a guy at the gym that looked like Tyreek today.

I was gonna tell him his nappy headed look was Tyreek Hill similar.

I stopped when I remembered the backlash I could get from PatriotsPlanet.

Katipan 10-18-2018 07:14 PM
About the only thing positive about living in Bronco hell is how the local Pats fans are either too chicken shit to display their fidelity or they just don't exist.

SAUTO 10-18-2018 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13827021)
Lord knows I am peaceful, when I'm left alone.

I've always been an eagle, been a while since I have flown.
Spread your wings and fly my man...

rico 10-18-2018 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13827021)
Lord knows I am peaceful, when I'm left alone.

I've always been an eagle, been a while since I have flown.
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KChiefs1 10-18-2018 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigjosh (Post 13825659)
I know one of them freaked out when I told him I was praying that he got AIDS tonight.

You seem nice.

FlaChief58 10-18-2018 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 13827026)
About the only thing positive about living in Bronco hell is how the local Pats fans are either too chicken shit to display their fidelity or they just don't exist.
Most have infested Florida. Them and the loud mouth new yorkers who think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Annoying ****s

Iowanian 10-18-2018 07:34 PM
At the time I was dating Pats Fan mom, I had a friend who was blind.

One night I wanted to do something nice for him, so I had Ms. Patsfan mom turn on some music. As we danced I placed a blindfold on her face and laid her down on the sofa bed. I worked the combination on her panty lock and off they came. I slowly began press down on the mattress between her hairy toed feet, but I stepped back, and led my friend, the Ronnie Milsap-American into my place. He eased up, spit on his index finger and pushed it into her 2 chute clear to the top knuckle.

Suddenly, he recoiled, pulled away and sat back onto a chair. Oblivious that his finger looked like he had been tarring a roof, he reached for and gulped a glass of lukewarm water he found on the coffee table. He was pale as a sheet and looked like he was going to be ill.

He said "you know I'm blind right"
"sure man" I retorted.
"you know I can read braille"
"I assumed"

"well....when I put my finger in there, the polyps read "Tom Brady has no soul".

Katipan 10-18-2018 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 13827061)
Most have infested Florida. Them and the loud mouth new yorkers who think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Annoying ****s
Pats fans are all geriatric or just naturally drawn to people with painkillers?

Iowanian 10-18-2018 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 13827114)
Pats fans are all geriatric or just naturally drawn to people with painkillers?

That's not it at all..

Pats fans like Florida because they are drawn to the odor of the pails of day old soiled adult diapers remind them of home.

rico 10-18-2018 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13827109)
At the time I was dating Pats Fan mom, I had a friend who was blind.

One night I wanted to do something nice for him, so I had Ms. Patsfan mom turn on some music. As we danced I placed a blindfold on her face and laid her down on the sofa bed. I worked the combination on her panty lock and off they came. I slowly began press down on the mattress between her hairy toed feet, but I stepped back, and led my friend, the Ronnie Milsap-American into my place. He eased up, spit on his index finger and pushed it into her 2 chute clear to the top knuckle.

Suddenly, he recoiled, pulled away and sat back onto a chair. Oblivious that his finger looked like he had been tarring a roof, he reached for and gulped a glass of lukewarm water he found on the coffee table. He was pale as a sheet and looked like he was going to be ill.

He said "you know I'm blind right"
"sure man" I retorted.
"you know I can read braille"
"I assumed"

"well....when I put my finger in there, the polyps read "Tom Brady has no soul".
ROFL Iowanian on a roll!!!

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Naptown Chief 10-18-2018 07:48 PM
One of the oldest cities in America and those reeruns still can't pronounce the letter A..

Naptown Chief 10-18-2018 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by dwwataz (Post 13827156)
One of the oldest cities in America and those reeruns still can't pronounce the letter A..
The can't even pronounce reerun. I know they can pronounce cock though, bundle of stickss

rico 10-18-2018 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dwwataz (Post 13827156)
One of the oldest cities in America and those reeruns still can't pronounce the letter A..
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