someone please buy the Cubs and steal Billy Beane and build a $500 million payroll (including A-Rod) kthx

I still love Juan Cruz.

Holy crap that was almost a home run!

Did Dick Stockton just say the Cowboys instead of the Cubs? Or am I just losing my mind.

This is on pace to be a 5 hour game.

Jesus, what a bloodletting. ROFL

All of the Cub fans leaping off the bandwagon at the same time is making my house shake.

Look at all of these jerk offs, down by 4 runs, about to go down 0-2, and they're yucking it up in the stands.

I'd be homicidal if I were in their plight.

#2 Reason why the Cubs won't do anything in the post season (aside from being the Cubs)

1 guy had more than 60 walks

No one had more BBs than K's.

That's pathetic.

Nice play you stupid c*nts.

D'backs being way too sloppy with a 4 run lead.

Aramis Ramirez...pwned.

Helps when you can throw 96 mph gas right by people though. Cubs in a 2-0 hole now.

This is awesome I think I'll go celebrate by shooting myself.

At least Orton is most likely getting the strap on Sunday :shrug:

ROFL http://www.beachwoodreporter.com/spo..._believi_1.php

That owns.