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Lumpy 05-20-2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5779765)
Congrats. You're more woman than I'll ever be.

Thx! It's all about taking it 1 inch at a time. :D

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 5779697)
I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.


I'm smack dab in the middle of BJ week, my girl likes to take care of me.....

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779769)
Sure, if you haven't evolved emotionally and sexually beyond an ape. This has it's place every once and a while, but there is also a place for the meta-physical, the id if you will, to be incorporated into the sexual process to create a higher level of experience in terms of both the physical and the emotional.

I think guys that think that women prefer an ape are really no more than apes without creative, intellectual thought and actions and are apes because they like it, not the other way around.


We've been having fun with a wall mirror lately. getting some interesting views for both of us....

Katipan 05-20-2009 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779678)
And here I thought I was being honest in a openly libertine, renaissancesqueish manner.

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.

Only if I get to reciprocate.

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 5779702)
Sounds like you've been given a guilt trip about sex for years.... That's too bad. Sex, in all it's various wonderful forms, is not bad for you. It doesn't turn you into a sex offender. It's not evil and demeaning just because some silly woman told you so. And just because one of the partners enjoys something, it doesn't mean that it must be dealt out in equal portions to the other partner as well. Sex isn't about equality. Not in the slightest. I'm not sure why you're so hung up on that. In fact, a lot of sex partners enjoy dominance/submission from their partner. To the point of it being a common part of sex play. If you require equality in your sex life, it's going to be pretty boring. I hope that's not the reasoning behind your celibacy....

Did I ever mention it being bad? Fish, my friend, you need to read better. I freaking love sex. A lot. My last girlfriend and I broke my bed. Literally. Stripped all the screws and bolts out of it. I did shit with another girlfriend that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

But to contradict you, yes, sex is about equality. At least in terms of intellectual understanding between people. The sex acts might be unequal in terms of who does what to who, but there has to be an emotional equality involved for it to be truly enjoyable for both parties.

All I'm saying is that there is no difference between you wanting to shove it up her butt and her doing the same to you. You've got a butt. She's got a butt. It's not like there's a big difference in that organ, other than the male prostate can act as a secondary physical stimulus. As someone else pointed it out, some men find the stimulation of the prostate to be more intense and satisfactory than a standard orgasm. Perhaps you should have your chick work your butt a bit. You (and she) just might like it a whole lot more than simply shoving your wang in her crapper.

Fish 05-20-2009 11:38 AM

I'm too intellectual for sex.... you damn filthy apes....

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5779771)
Unless you have had sex with lots of women, then you are just talking out your ass.. The majority of women are this way once you get to know them..


yup, surprise her with a bit of a thumb to anus massage when you are behind her. You'll know if she's not into it. Time it with her O and she may even learn that she really does like it......

Katipan 05-20-2009 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5779684)
You know, cunnilingus isn't really reciprocation of fellatio. If you want your woman to suck your cock, you better be ready to suck a mutual friend's. 'cause fair is fair.

If we think about it logically. More crap comes out of a pussy which is located far closer to a woman's asshole in comparison to a penis' proximity to a male asshole...

Eating pussy is way dirtier and demeaning than sucking dick ever will be.

Yeah bitch. Eat my baby hole.

Pablo 05-20-2009 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779821)
If we think about it logically. More crap comes out of a pussy which is located far closer to a woman's asshole in comparison to a penis' proximity to a male asshole...

Eating pussy is way dirtier and demeaning than sucking dick ever will be.

Yeah bitch. Eat my baby hole.

Oh wow.

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5779733)
This makes me think that you were forced to suck dick at some point in your life.

Nope. Not once. However, I'm glad I could provide some imagined visual fantasy for you on a Wednesday afternoon. Pretty ghey fantasy Eyepod, but whatever floats your boat.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-20-2009 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5779789)
I'm smack dab in the middle of BJ week, my girl likes to take care of me.....

Yeah... she does a good job


I mean... congratulations.

Fish 05-20-2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779803)
Did I ever mention it being bad? Fish, my friend, you need to read better. I freaking love sex. A lot. My last girlfriend and I broke my bed. Literally. Stripped all the screws and bolts out of it. I did shit with another girlfriend that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

But to contradict you, yes, sex is about equality. At least in terms of intellectual understanding between people. The sex acts might be unequal in terms of who does what to who, but there has to be an emotional equality involved for it to be truly enjoyable for both parties.

All I'm saying is that there is no difference between you wanting to shove it up her butt and her doing the same to you. You've got a butt. She's got a butt. It's not like there's a big difference in that organ, other than the male prostate can act as a secondary physical stimulus. As someone else pointed it out, some men find the stimulation of the prostate to be more intense and satisfactory than a standard orgasm. Perhaps you should have your chick work your butt a bit. You (and she) just might like it a whole lot more than simply shoving your wang in her crapper.

You're so damn inconsistent here, I'm not sure what to say. Yeah you used to **** like cracked out rabbits, but sex should be about equality. You freakin love sex, yet you're celibate. Yes you did nasty farm animal things to her, but sex is meant to be between the thighs like the Romans did... Sex acts might be unequal, but you must have emotional equality for it to be enjoyable. Prostate stimulation is great, but don't be an ass-raping ape cause that's psychologically baaaaad...

Seriously.....

Pablo 05-20-2009 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 5779833)
You're so damn inconsistent here, I'm not sure what to say. Yeah you used to **** like cracked out rabbits, but sex should be about equality. You freakin love sex, yet you're celibate. Yes you did nasty farm animal things to her, but sex is meant to be between the thighs like the Romans did... Sex acts might be unequal, but you must have emotional equality for it to be enjoyable. Prostate stimulation is great, but don't be an ass-raping ape cause that's psychologically baaaaad...

Seriously.....

Maybe he just means you need her consent to do filthy farm animals things to her. She just needs to be in touch with her 'id' and realize she's assuming the role of a goat wearing leather chaps, and that it's her personal choice to be this goat; not one you're forcing on her.

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779821)
If we think about it logically. More crap comes out of a pussy which is located far closer to a woman's asshole in comparison to a penis' proximity to a male asshole...

Eating pussy is way dirtier and demeaning than sucking dick ever will be.

Yeah bitch. Eat my baby hole.

baby hole.... rep!

I love eating pussy. My girl lets me sometimes, but she doesn't like it so much. I think she's afraid she'll squirt in my mouth. I'm not going to lie, I'd like to get her to, just to try once.

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5779759)
This is at least one of the reason's you've "chosen" to be celibate.

I never used it. Physically, I mean. It was for a girlfriend and her girlfriend that got used a couple of times during multiple partner activities. Anyway, the 18 inches simply gives you manuevering room during such situations. However, I do have a single phallus dildo that measures something like 11" x 2 3/4". That's one big sumabitch! Like I said, you've got to be prepared for any eventuality.


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