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sedated 08-05-2009 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5949299)
no, i'm waiting for the weekend.
why?

Skip Towne 08-05-2009 08:05 AM
Does she like cars? Take her to the drag races.

Simply Red 08-05-2009 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5949300)
why?

because her roommate will be gone and plus it'll make me look relaxed and not needy/desp. Plus we can sleep in. :D

Simply Red 08-05-2009 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5949302)
Does she like cars? Take her to the drag races.
It's an idea, but, money's tight right now, she may have to settle for a movie and a hot-pocket.

Skip Towne 08-05-2009 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5949306)
It's an idea, but, money's tight right now, she may have to settle for a movie and a hot-pocket.
Get a job.

BigMeatballDave 08-05-2009 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ZootedGranny (Post 5947892)
ROFL

teedubya 08-05-2009 11:46 AM
what happens if you snooze... and she finds something/someone else do this weekend?

Learn the lesson of GoChiefs and turn around in rush hour traffic... and go get your blowjob!

Early bird gets the worm's holes.

sedated 08-05-2009 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5949303)

because her roommate will be gone and plus it'll make me look relaxed and not needy/desp. Plus we can sleep in. :D
I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.

If I want to make plans for the weekend, I generally don’t wait until the weekend to bring it up to the other person.

Simply Red 08-05-2009 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5949906)
I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.

If I want to make plans for the weekend, I generally don’t wait until the weekend to bring it up to the other person.
this is an ENTIRELY unconventional situation.

rockymtnchief 08-05-2009 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5949938)
this is an ENTIRELY unconventional situation.
And you're an unconventional guy! :thumb:Get busy!

Tell her 'Ghost Hunters' is on tonite and you get askeerd watching it by yourself. Back-to-back-to-back episodes gives you plenty of time to swoop.

wild1 08-05-2009 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5949906)
I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.
Totally agree.

wutamess 08-05-2009 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5949303)

because her roommate will be gone and plus it'll make me look relaxed and not needy/desp. Plus we can sleep in. :D
That's dumb... You gotta make plans NOW... You think she isn't thinking about what piece of ass she's going to get this weekend? She's going to go on the prowl if you don't beat her to it. Easier for her than it is for you.

Smarten up.

Brock 08-05-2009 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5950016)
That's dumb... You gotta make plans now... you think she isn't thinking about what piece of ass she's going to get this weekend? She's going to go on the prowl if you don't beat her to it.

Smarten up.
Yep, waiting leads to beating off.

DeezNutz 08-05-2009 12:41 PM
He who hesitates, masturbates.

keg in kc 08-05-2009 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5950029)
He who hesitates, masterbates.
Hey, if you can't beat 'em...


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