Um, your butt is in danger with both exams.

I'm going off memory here. I am not a doctor so don't take it as gospel.

The prostate exam pretty much sucks, BTW.

I need to find a woman doctor so maybe I can at least pretend its hot.

My company has two classic rocks stations... different markets... and we play Black Crowes on both. Collective Soul just made the cut too.

uh, that's not a good thing either. usually, the woman doctor's fingers are smaller, so they have to "jam" it in with more force in order to find what they're looking for. hopefully, she trims her nails.

good luck.
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I give up.

hey, at least they put you to sleep when they run that scope up your asshole.
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They put you to sleep, really? Seems like it would be more discomfort than pain.

they always did me...might be an involuntary clinch factor.
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Yeah, I'm not too worried about that one. What I don't know won't hurt me and all that.

The prostate exam sucks not just because someone is jamming a finger up your butt but also because the pressing around in there is uncomfortable. Also (TMI alert), I am super sensitive to chemicals and either the lube or the glove made me itch like a son of a bitch for several days afterward. :doh!:

I think a lot of it is to save the patient from embarrassment. More people will get the exam for that reason.

when i came to, i asked the doc if he'd found my car keys up there.
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The Tulsa station 103.3 is probably the purest "classic rock" station down here. They play strictly classic rock. Here in the past 6 months or so, I've heard a lot of newer stuff that they never used to play. Van Halen, Def Leppard, and now Black Crowes. Man I feel old.

Just to think that one day I'll hear Gwen Stefani and Usher on a classic rock station makes me cringe. The day I hear my favorite band, Iron Maiden, on a "Solid Golden Oldies" station, I will shit a gold brick lol.

Good point.

My dad has had problems lately with intestinal bleeding so has had the exam done where you swallow the "camera pill" frequently (Wireless Capsule Endoscopy). He says his doctor keeps asking him if he wants to see the film of what the camera saw. Umm... no.

Van Halen and Def Lep have been mainstays for a while for the most part. Black Crowes over the last 5 years or so. The years keep ticking away and the format keeps encompassing "new artists." A lot of Oldies stations are dipping into the 80's now for the less pop stuff... Jackson Browne, Sprinsteen, Mellancamp, Cafferty etc.