Occasionally, in difficult times, it is a good idea to think of someone you admire and ask yourself how that person would behave. So I ask you, how would Thor handle this situation? Would the god of thunder give a crap what some cheating ex was doing with her time? Or would he be off saving the world and banging the next hottie?

It sounds to me like you "winning her back" would be the best revenge. That way she'll never know what a man is.

Jesus Christ, just kill the bitch.

And OD delivers a swift kick to the jimmy.

Do you think the new guy was going down on her when you were talking?

So what's the scoop now?

PIIHB. It's the only way.


Can't believe none of you ****ers gave this advice to him how pathetic and 12 pages into it.

PHM

Get together, and when she shows interest in the physical, play out every sick fantasy you've ever had. Kick her to the curb after.

If she comes back, lather, rinse, repeat.