This chick was beaten with an ugly stick.

Good game by Chen. Outstanding game for a #5.

Couldn't ask for a better outing by Chen. The offense laid a turd today.

OK Alice, time to do something positive.... Seems like I've said that a couple times today...

Time for Gordon to pull the dick out.

Gordon sure isn't hitting worth a shit anymore

And Alice's average continues to nosedive...

He's hit the ball very hard twice today, so maybe that's a sign that he's coming around a bit.

Bad baseball

Hos engage beast mode.

Think we might actually hit a homer in this crackerbox....just one time....just one freaking time???? C'mon Fat Boy...

The last AB was a good swing, just right at the defender. Nothing you can do about it.

Good job today Santiago.

Go **** yourself, Santiago.

Time for Billy "Mr. Clutch" Butler to hit a home run