I don't have a problem with any of them except for the sex thing. How do you swear off sex? I mean, unless it's painful for your rectum. Then I guess I could understand. Can't empathize but I do understand...

I have a special affinity for this place.

I've come to realize that sex is gross. It's base. Animals have sex.

The exchange of fluids...ewww.

And what are you supposed to do afterwards? It's just awkward all the way around.

And I was dating this girl that loved putting on the strap on. A little painful, but you get used to it I guess...

Anything to make her happy, right?

Have sex again.

You have been exchanging fluids with the wrong person and also eating somebody's bad meat. I've always thought you were cool but you got some issues. Please don't be mad at me.

ooma?

Jesus Phobia...gross.

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Oh, I don't get mad at people anymore. It's another part of the stress free world I am know embracing.

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You don't get mad? You've given up all the finer things of life so you can live to 98 years old pooing in a bag. I'd rather have some steaks and do the horizontal mambo every day and die at 70. Golf is fun but it's probably hard to swing with that bag strapped to your side.

That's why you get a back pack and a bigger hose.

Don't say bigger hose around Phil. It's kind of a touchy subject since his failed male enhancement.

Nah. I can't afford to live a long time. Old age is expensive. I had most my fun 20-30 and I prefer it that way.

We've genuinely got some weird mother****ers that post on this site.

Speaking of hosed... Syracuse screwed me today. Thanks for that.

They beat the spread. Offense was disjointed and off all day. Going to be a long season.