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eDave

06-23-2016 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepPurple (Post 12287022)

This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.

One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking".

What's with the filter evasion?

Simply Red

06-23-2016 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12287087)

What's with the filter evasion?

it's Deep Purple - he's cleared Dave.

Rausch

06-23-2016 12:11 PM

Of all threads this is the one to convince me to buy a digital camera...

stumppy

06-23-2016 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 12287098)

Of all threads this is the one to convince me to buy a digital camera...

ROFL
Careful, you're gonna draw a whack from the ban hammer.

gblowfish

06-23-2016 07:52 PM

I've been pooping paver stones...

alanm

06-23-2016 09:41 PM

One word. Oatmeal. Eat a bowl in the morning. No problems. And all you old ****s should know this. :shake:

burt	06-24-2016 08:44 AM

I am 55 years old.....And most of my poos can be dubbed...."Shotgun Shits".

I AM THE PORCELAIN PUNISHER

Sweet Daddy Hate

06-24-2016 06:50 PM

Like a champ. Once a day only. In the morning after coffee. Always firm.

I am the Joe Friday of shits.

Simply Red

11-29-2017 11:32 PM

Very nice clean-breaker a few mins ago - nice color, perfect taper - minimal toilet paper. It was ironic because I'd just showered AND shaved!!

Reerun_KC

11-29-2017 11:40 PM

I could shit through a screen door tonight.

KCrockaholic

11-29-2017 11:46 PM

Honestly the last 3 days or so has been darker and more like tar. Very sticky and it's not coming out the way it should. Big disappointment.

Titty Meat

11-29-2017 11:55 PM

I think my ass is clogged come **** me I'll poop better

19now11

11-30-2017 12:34 AM

i drink Budweiser so....:bolt:

cooper barrett

11-30-2017 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Servant_KC (Post 13249151)

I could shit through a screen door tonight.

We have seen the fish you eat...
That rice will sneak up and bite you if not done just right.

cooper barrett

11-30-2017 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Scooter Libby (Post 13249166)

I think my ass is clogged come **** me I'll poop better

Fudge packee. I knew it all along but I never thought you would get shitfaced enough to say it out loud.

I hope Clay follows your lead as the Packer. You will feel better as soon as you quit living a lie.

And as far as Nebraska Football goes...same advice, less the fudge packing.

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