I believe roughly 20% of what Clay says most of the time. We've seen how awkward he is on here over the years ... what in god's name do you think he talks about on these '4 dates' he has every week?

The inner logistics of the Death Star.

You can do that?!?

My younger brothers gave me their XBox 360 two years ago because they upgraded to something and I haven't even touched it because I am a cheapskate and don't want to buy controllers. Now I may have to reconsider...

Yeah but you have to have access to passwords for hbo, Showtime, Netflix etc

Back-to-back dude.

Yeah, I didn't pay for dinner and I got some pussy. You are correct sir.

sounds like a winner, man

pays for her own dinner on a first date and then gives it up

I'd probably be searching for a ring right now ... just make sure she's there with you so she can pay for it

ROFL

Red flag!

Now, that would be a sweet set-up.

Once that little ****er is on their finger there is no need to be big, bad payer for things. Get her to buy her own ring and then buy you a PS4 or something. Then you know you've got a keeper.

What dating website do I need to sign up for for this

http://www.sugarmommacupid.com/

Or hit up a chick that works at a pawn shop.

No, she paid for her portion of lunch and then I paid for the movie we went to later that night. She paid for the dinner a few nights later(last night).

I met her on Tinder. Maybe, it's just women in my area (Cali) who don't mind paying sometimes. I've been on other dates recently and paid for everything. Guess you just gotta go with the flow lol.

I'm just yanking your chain, man. Glad you're doing well =)

I picked up the tab today, Hootie. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?

PS - omg she was worth it I'm in love