Am I the only one who caught the most shocking news in this thread?

Someone found Frazod to be an irresistible piece of ass?!

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue – ChiefsPlanet Threads

Starting Distance – IP Address Dependent

Cave Johnson

Main Weapon – MG42 AIDS thread infecting machine gun

Backup Weapon – All the time in the world

Prep Time - 3 Minutes

Special Factors – Combatant has absolutely zero self-awareness, self-respect, or the ability to observe a situation beyond its own perception and virtually unlimited ammo while harboring great vindictiveness

ChiefsPlanet Threads

Main Weapon – Neg Rep, Thumbs Down, & Insults from bystanders

Backup Weapon – none

Prep Time - 2 seconds

Special Factor – A MOD may have been drinking or had a bad day and stumbles into thread.

LMAO

That’s pretty good.

I had a girlfriend once who told everybody that she thought I was an asshole, but the sex was great. She'd literally come over, **** me, and leave. That was basically all we did. We didn't go out on dates, and I hardly ever spent any money on her.

It was wonderful. :D

I am an attorney. And I do divorces in Kansas.

Last time I tried to give advice in a thread a certain poster who shall remain nameless tried for several pages to argue with me. I've neither the time nor the inclination to deal with that again, and he's already posted in here, so I know he's about.

PM me. I may be able to give you some fast, simple answers.

And, lest anyone think I'm trolling for business (which I'm not... I'm actually working on two divorces tonight, so I have plenty of work), there is no charge for the conversation.

Hi, I’m reporter Kevin Holmes with Action 41 News. I’m currently working on a story of people who have never been laid, would you care to do an on screen interview?

^ in actuality he probably gets more than most likely n here. Never amazed the amount pieces of shit men pull.

1 million percent chance he's talking about cooper barrett.

Kill yourself.

Bowser chewed up the fifi

[QUOTE='Hamas' Jenkins;13630001]1 million percent chance he's talking about cooper barrett.



:D

My lips are sealed. Mainly because I don't want to be pulled back into an argument again, and I don't trust myself not to respond if the poster pushes the right buttons.

Don’t understate your position, Hamas

You seem like such a nice Christian brother.

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Odd reaction from an obvious fan of Dave Chappelle.

You should marry that woman, and then live across town from her.