buffalo's worse lol

The when in Rome bullshit is cute.

That dumb shit doesn't know Rome was brought down by barbarian heathens who snuck in and ****ed their wives for years before finally tearing their society and rules apart. He should just be glad their wives are fat and ugly and CP has no interest in roasting weenies over their house fires.

they've got a couple really good bakeries.

I always load up on Geddes before leaving and just sit in the airport eating pastries like some ridiculous fat ****

we are going to forcibly rape the buffalo (the worst city in NY) williams in their anus holes

I have this idea for a pseudo-funny joke that could get some play on an SNL sketch. Or a show kind of like it. Or whatever. I mean, it's not hilarious, but it's not any less funny than some of the dog crap they put out.

The entire bit would be a terrible game show. Maybe Price Is Right-gone-bad kind of thing, where contestants play for different prizes in each round.

You get a super excited contestant who is about to explode with anticipation of what they could have. The host goes, "What are they playing for?!"

"IT'S A TRIP TO BUFFALOOOOOOOO!"

I don't know what the rest of the sketch would be about or what the other jokes would be. That's up to the writers, not my job. But they could certainly do that one. That's amusing to me.

just steal the punchline from the coffee ad with Chris Farley

We would go to some place called Harrison’s bakery while we were there, and they definitely had some good stuff.

The best player in Bills history is O.J. Simpson.

Checkmate.

Now there's a strong Darwin award candidate.

I like it! Some other prizes could be a trip to a dildo factory, free rectal exams and a years supply of folding tables

Man I just looked at a map.

Can someone explain how Buffalo got a football team?

I can't think of a LESS relevant area in the country.

Harrison's is also good and is actually in Syracuse not what they call the suburbs

it's a toss up for me between the 2. I usually put on like 5 pounds when we go visit my wife's family

There's always this...

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You know that in 1960, Lamar Hunt was reading down the list nodding as he saw New York, Houston, Los Angeles, Boston, and so on, and then he looked up at his assistant and said, "Buffalo?"