I left my house today feeling fine. About two miles down the road I ripped a couple egg salad smelling farts. I knew I wasn’t going to make it so I stopped at a Kwik Star. Great choice of restrooms, they have two stalls instead of the normal one at a gas station for added security of having one available. They also had a single stall family restroom as an insurance policy. Nice, clean, and spacious. They do lose a point for not having automatic flushers on their toilets tho. 9/10 experience, would shit again.

Soft light makes it look very rapey. 2 stars. Would not shit.

I just blew up my toilet at home. In hindsight, I should have gone to Kohls

Hindsight is always 4/20

Aren’t you a retired plumber?
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Yes, but not a janitor

ROFL
Gotcha
And respect for your colon and your cleanup crew.
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Bathroom rules I have learned along the way...

1) If going on a long car trip, never eat eggs first thing in the AM...or gas station sushi
2) if going on a long trip pack a roll of TP from home as a safety precaution
3) Know where all the sanitary bathrooms are...Buccee's, Cracker Barrel, Kohls..etc
4) When at work, unless it is at a butt clenching moment, never use the bathroom closest to your office/cubicle.never let the smell follow you out of the bathroom

More as they come to me

Good morning, don't sleep on Von Maur y'all. If you have them in KC metro, I highly encourage their facility! Very 90s timeless deco. Expensive marble and brass type. Quiet, stall doors are like solitary confinement level security. Generally there's either no music or a soft and light lounge jazz on lower volume levels.

What’s the tp dispenser like?
Man, I hate fighting those things just to get 4 or 5 crummy squares out of the bottom to wipe my ass with. Repeat 3 or 4 times. Ruins the whole experience unless the janitor is knowledgeable enough to place a single roll on top of the grunt bar.
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Not to worry, we don't let Bengals fans inside the state of Georgia.

So the key is to shit at a kohls in Georgia? Hm.

No, I just hate the Bengals.

Too late. I've been through Georgia many times.

I took a growler at Barnes n Noble on Saturday and it was heavenly