Black is a race; Hispanic is a heritage or culture.

You can be Hispanic and look white, black or native. Most are some mixture of two or all three.

Porn star Angela Baron sat on my lap spread eagle and completely naked at Frank's Chicken House strip club in NJ back in the 80's. I paid $20 for a Polaroid photo. My buddy got one too but had to throw it away when he got married. I used to show my photo to everyone for about 15 years. She had a real nice blond beaver and a great set of tits.

So Tommy and Billy boofed? They were roommates in college we know Bill likes to wear dresses by that portrait Epstein had.

I never gave 2 shits about a signature other than the one on my paycheck. I met George Brett several times. Once when I surveyed his new property in Mission Hills for the closing and another time for improvements he was planning on his home. I spoke to him a few times in a business manner he seemed gracious and nice FWIW.

I was thinking it was 01/02 but you're probably right and it was the same show

It was pre-mangled boob job if I remember correctly and I was a big fan

Welp off to fap to some Mirage era Briana, I'll be back in a minute!

He was born filthy rich. Like really really rich kid in a old Nantucket family, that sort of upbringing. He's never not had money or people wanting to please him or wanting something from him.

I've met many a "celebrity" types over the course of my life. Never even once thought to ask for an autograph.

The real ones know

I'm guessing that opinions are mixed on Damon because I've seen both positive and negative stories of encounters with him.

I'll share mine, although not all that glamorous. My brother and I waited in the players lot after a weeknight game when Damon was only a few years into the league. JD comes out after a little while and starts signing for kids waiting (including us) and after like 3 minutes, his first wife starts yelling at him from the car about how she's tired and wants to go. Damon paused and said something like "I don't care, I'll sign for every kid out here waiting" and she slammed the car door. She came off like an absolute nagging bitch (no wonder they divorced) and he came off pretty cool.

Neat story, I know LMAO

I stopped collecting autographs after I left my mid teens. I did however have Dan Akroyd sign a Wall Street Journal in 1987 at LAX in the international terminal while he was filming the movie "Coach Trip." There was almost no one there while they were filming.

Alright got one more. Barely meets the “celebrity” criteria but you guys might remember Blake Treinen, relief pitcher for the Dodgers and Nationals, originally from KS. Back when he was with the Nats, in DC I’m at batting practice before a game with my kids. One of my boys looks him up, sees he’s from KS and yells to him from the stands “hey Blake my dad is from Kansas!”. So Blake walks backwards to the outfield stands and begins a 5 minute conversation with me during BP where he was asking me questions about where I went to school, why I lived in DC, expressing he was a fan of K-State etc. I thought the convo was over and then my kid nudged me and Blake was flashing me K-State gang signs from the field (the “Cat” which they invented after I graduated). Then he threw me a ball which I gave to some little kid. He was the most down to earth pro athlete I ever met and a genuinely nice guy.

I wanted autographs as a kid and remember tossing baseballs from GA into the bullpen to get them from randos in there, but yeah as an adult I just don't get it outside of I guess turning around and selling them to people who care.

Met several celebrities....some were gracious, others were stand off-ish.....a few were downright jerks.

I have only asked for the autographs of a couple of celebrities....Mickey Mantle who despite the problems he had personally, was still my all time favorite player....and Buck Buchanan. Got both of them when I was working at King Louie International.

I actually met George Foreman when I worked at Salton in Columbia Mo....they were the owners of the Foreman grill and had asked George to come into town to be the Grand Marshal for the Missouri Special Olympics being held in Columbia. Was introduced to him by my boss who was the CFO....when he shook my hand I thought....man that is the softest handshake I have ever had for a man like him. Found out later that he had to be taught to shake hands like that because he had such a normally firm grip that he would hurt people just shaking hands. One of the nicest guys I ever met.

Got that Hipolito Pichardo autograph?

Yep my dad told me.