Actually, I watched a 1,000lb cow drop about as fast as you can snap your fingers once with a .22. Had one break a leg while we were working them and the neigbor put it down with one shot from a 22. He said you draw an x from from it's eyes to its ears and aim where the x crosses and they will drop every time.

And less hair on my chest.

He's right about the "x"

He's wrong about Every Time. Don't stand too close.

We were about 15 yards away. So we were definately out of the point-blank range.

Question for you on behalf of Brian, Iowanian:

Does this also work with fat girls?

Dear Dr IOWAIN,

Spider on the Orangemane recently admitted he had a 9th grade education on a thread. Is it wrong for me to laugh at that?

Fortunately,Dispatching of the Obeise is out of the Realm of any Iowani-knowledge.

Dear Iowanian,

I have a son of 20 yrs of age. He has met this girl on the internet and has set up a night of whatever he chooses ( in his words ). He has gone as far as wanting to house this girl for 3 nights and 3 days, all in the comforts of our house.

The wife and I balked at this and not to our suprised, he cried foul.

Are we at fault ?

Signed,
Confused with young'ns !

I'm not the great Iowanian, but I'll throw my 2 cents worth in...


I guess me first question would be, will he be upping his rent check amount to cover essential costs of his guest for the time alloted? (I'm assuming at 20 yrs old he is paying rent to live at home)

The up side to her coming to your house is that you are able to supervise the stay and will be on hand to act as chaperones to make sure there's no hanky panky going on.

:)

:hump: is what' on their minds, probally while we are gone tomorrow AM to our grandsons BB game.

Get this, he has never met the girl and the mother is OK with dropping her off while she shacks up with another guy for the weekend .

Times have changed since I was a kid ! :shake:

Times haven't changed. I'm sure this sort of thing went on when you were younger, just not to you!

BTW, how old is the girl?

I can tell you this. My girls wouldn't be dropped off at a guy's house for the weekend.

I'm guessing Mom wants to get her cross-eyed, $400 a month grocery bill little princess knocked up and out of the house.

You better make sure III has a case of condoms and watch him put one on chubby. Don't watch him put it on a banana or his finger because that isn't gonna prevent grandchildren.

20 .........

I don't understand her Mom.... :shake:

The columnist is suprised and enthusiastic to hear this news, however he is not suprised. Spiduhr still exibits the written communication skills of a 4th grade dyslexic. While this information might be deemed useful the next time this person is talking about how dumb Chief fans are, it is probably your duty to encourage him to pursue a GED, so he can actually fill out a job application and legitimately seek employement.