I'm not trying to do shit.

You are scared to show girls your dick.

Nothing wrong with that, I guess.

I'd just go ahead and lose the virginity to a prostitute. That way you won't feel so bad about it lasting only 30 seconds because she's getting paid to do her job and she can actually squeeze in more customers in that hour that you paid for.

LOL...do you know how many girls I have sent pictures of my dick?

Not that many, I guess. But I'm not shy.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
:deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee:
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Wow...seriously?

Dude. You don't just give that shit up. You say they have to meet you to find out for themselves.

Other: Alan Greenspan.
A man with power is sexy!

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything - pictures of your penis. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this picture and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

Put you on ignore and say how perverted you are.

Look, when a lady shows you her naughty parts, you should reciprocate. It's polite.

LMAO ****ing golden.

No, you show her Peter North's and swear up and down that it's yours. And then make sure she's drunk enough when the time comes that she doesn't notice.

I actually went to that site and looked at the cam girls because of this convo and there was 1 girl on there that all I can say is DAYUMMMM.

I know if *I* was using the internet for bootie. And *I* was talking about deflowering a young man. *I* would respond far more eagerly if the penis was pretty and shown to me.

If you have a pretty penis, show her the pretty penis.

We know you love the penis.

Way creepy Mecca...

My last rep...

A Dating question 03-12-2009 05:30 PM XXXXXXXXXX Denver and you have something in common. You both love the cock.

1. A "lady" won't show a stranger anything like that on the internet.
2. If a girl does, still don't show anything back. Drive them crazy with wonder.

...

I hardly doubt any normal functioning woman would be driven crazy over wondering about a virgin's penis.

I also hardly doubt your idea of a lady.

I did that, then went her house a week later, saddled up, went to get something to drink, and found my penis pic plastered all over her fridge. I ripped it down and explained that 'show and tell' was over.

heheheehehe

Might be a good weight loss trick. Put a picture of a penis youre obsessing over on the fridge. Get distracted. Stop eating. Probably start crying but who cares. You ain't eating.

:) Or it could drive her to stuffing anything and everything in her mouth to fill the void!

Thats not where she'd be stuffing it :D

Perv!:clap:

Both dumbass....

Would it be attached to a power tool?

$10 that if GoChiefs ever does achieve penile attention from a living, female human, he won't be able to get it up.

Sharing my rep messages like that. It's supposed to be private, a special moment we shared.

It's the Internet babe.

Poor Valentine's Day... 02-10-2009 07:07 PM keg in kc I'm typing this with my needle noodle. No hands!

Are you two gonna get it on, or what?

That's revolting.

Relax babygirl. You can have all my leftovers.

If I tried typing something with my "needle noodle" it would end up looking like iou';
mn p[oopiuinmdionmgf thjoids poiuit weoitrhj myu gfijusantr ciocvkjl. nmpo hjasnmdssd

(That's "I'm pounding this out with my giant cock" - no exclamation point, because it's not quite big enough for both the shift and 1 at the same time)

Why, you looking for video or something?That's revolting.

ROFL

Volunteering me as sloppy seconds. I swear.

I'd totally hose you off first.

I know you can pee standing up and all, but golden showers are a no-no.

I'll just lie and say I'm a squirter.

"Squirting" five minutes after it's over might be a dead giveaway.

I have excellent control and practice my kegels at most red lights.

My boss on the other hand does lunges down the hallway to the bathroom and does squats while washing her hands.

I aim to be like her one day.

Is she hot?

no. This seems like a rerun already.

A rerun? Of what?

The backs of our heads are pretty hot

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9...c01810u.th.jpg

You'll have to hang out with my b/f before stealing me away first.

I feel the need to wear a condom just for visiting this thread.

I refuse to get you pregnant.

It won't keep your legs clean.

That sounds like a good way to get myself in a gogoplata.

ahahahha he doesn't know that one.
For that matter, I don't either.

I am a master of the Omoplata tho...

Knee to the balls followed by knee to the face is the extent of my personal combat arsenal.

I'm ne'er a lover or a fighter.

It's a lot better than curling into a ball and calling for your mommy.

Actually, I was just referring to every other thread the two of you are on together. I don't bring up personal shit on people I like.

instigator! :)

keg didn't even write the original rep message. he was just being a smartass. if you mean that we bust chops in every thread... well hell babe, we do that in every thread anyways. whether or not we're in it together.

but i appreciate that you like one of us or any combination of the two. it's when keg and i don't flirt in public... that's when you worry.

no caps... keg must be rubbing off on me again.

I like all Gators.

I'd say that's a sure thing.

It's the pic of the back of her head that pushed him over the top.

Just to reference an earlier post...

http://www.clarkab.com/ck_barlist_superhead01.htm

(Not sure if this is it or not. I've only just heard stories of the place)

gogoplata is actually a choke, think triangle but way more painful.

Me? Noooooo.

So I called my mother during lunch She claimed to have no idea of the place. And then swore at me for even suggesting that she is the kind of woman that would know about that such a place there.

Which made me bring up her husband who went through a few strippers while they were dating, and her daughter who went through a few strippers a few years ago (just kidding, OK?? It was a musical sentence)... And then I reminded her of the time she smoked pot with her hippy rich accountant that used to let his dog lick his jizz.

Safe to say, she's mad at me. I thought I was hilarious.

Uh huh.Uh huh.Uh huuuh.Uh huh.

I have pictures of "Uncle" Stewart and "Bernie"...

Not in the act but you can totally see the creepy perv in his eyes.

Ever heard of the LBFM?

And how does that make you feel?

ahahahahaahahahahahaha
I have now!

Sweet, new bookmark.

Introspective

so has Clayton pounded pubic bones yet or what?

Thinking's hard. That's why I lean towards insolent.Rhetorical question I assume.

I'm just wondering if I have any facial expressions that could be misinterpreted as mischeviously perverted.

haahahahah you used mischevious in the other thread because i used it here.

loser loser loser

Misinterpreted?

I doubt it.

I was just thinking the same thing, copycat.

Shit, yours was at 2:01 and mine was at 2:02.

Mother****er!

Our Internet love will transcend time.

Careful, or luv's going to tell us to get our own subforum.

Thats what I thought Claythan's threads were

You have a point.

Two if it's cold.

which is whom?

I'm the brown one.