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Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2013 07:40 AM

Attack Iateanacho...he blows

Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2013 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10025946)
This settles it. Change the name of the thread post haste.

He is a real life version of the fat kid from bad santa. Just rename him kid.

Rausch 09-28-2013 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10026095)
Attack Iateanacho...he blows

I'm not a fan either...

AndChiefs 09-28-2013 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284 (Post 10025967)
I saw the local Houston paper's power rankings Tuesday. We were number 6, crazy the swing on these things.

That's why they don't matter.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2013 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10026107)
I'm not a fan either...

Gruden and the pile high homers think he is awesome...took out his own playet what a joke ROFL

Rausch 09-28-2013 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10026125)
Gruden and the pile high homers think he is awesome...took out his own playet what a joke ROFL

?...

Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2013 08:23 AM

Phone typing sucks....

Rausch and pgm agree, so it is official. ...dude sucks ass.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-28-2013 09:13 AM

Can't wait to drop Manning on his horsey ass a few times.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2013 09:17 AM

Blackbob > Knowmo

Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2013 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10026253)
Can't wait to drop Manning on his horsey ass a few times.

There are 7 games left where the doncs could fall victim.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-28-2013 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10026260)
There are 7 games left where the doncs could fall victim.

We're the only pass-rush that can destroy him.

vailpass 09-28-2013 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10026274)
We're the only pass-rush that can destroy him.

Ready! Ready! Omaha! Omaha!

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-28-2013 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10026282)
Ready! Ready! Omaha! Omaha!

Soon.

vailpass 09-28-2013 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10026284)
Soon.

Gonna be a good one...

Rausch 09-28-2013 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10026282)
Ready! Ready! Omaha! Omaha!

"Shift for man coverage - ignore reeruned audibles..."

vailpass 09-28-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10026294)
"Shift for man coverage - ignore reeruned audibles..."

Put 5-11 corner on 6-4 wr...:D

Rausch 09-28-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10026291)
Gonna be a good one...

No, it won't.

I'm guessing it will be like damned near every Denver double where we get ass-blasted in Denver and then it's Ali vs. Frazier in the rematch...

Rausch 09-28-2013 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10026296)
Put 5-11 corner on 6-4 wr...:D

If you think you have a Dez Bryant on your team yer' wrong...

vailpass 09-28-2013 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10026298)
No, it won't.

I'm guessing it will be like damned near every Denver double where we get ass-blasted in Denver and then it's Ali vs. Frazier in the rematch...

Probably this. I'm guessing a split, as per usual.

vailpass 09-28-2013 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10026299)
If you think you have a Dez Bryant on your team yer' wrong...

Dem T, Welker, Decker, J Thom with Peyton throwing to them isn't negligible...all I'm saying.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2013 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10026299)
If you think you have a Dez Bryant on your team yer' wrong...

Nice!!!

vailpass 09-28-2013 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10026309)
Nice!!!

Keep whistling through the graveyard :D

TEX 09-28-2013 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10026294)
"Shift for man coverage - ignore reeruned audibles..."

That's the key. Focus on the WR's because you can't get to Block Head soon enough. Cover the heck out of the underneith to intermediate routs. YAC yards is a huge part of Denver's plan. If you can pressure Block Head in your normal game plan, then do it and by all means knock the Horsie off his helmet if the opportunity presents itself. I think its total fail when teams try to pressure him more than they normally would because he's too damn smart for that and will make you pay every time. If the coverage is there, the pressure will be there as well if he has to hold on to the ball a tad longer. I know, easier said than done...

Bowser 09-28-2013 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10026282)
Ready! Ready! Omaha! Omaha!

"Hurry HURRRY"

vailpass 09-28-2013 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10026354)
"Hurry HURRRY"

Yeah that one

vailpass 09-28-2013 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TEX (Post 10026353)
That's the key. Focus on the WR's because you can't get to Block Head soon enough. Cover the heck out of the underneith to intermediate routs. YAC yards is a huge part of Denver's plan. If you can pressure Block Head in your normal game plan, then do it and by all means knock the Horsie off his helmet if the opportunity presents itself. I think its total fail when teams try to pressure him more than they normally would because he's too damn smart for that and will make you pay every time. If the coverage is there, the pressure will be there as well if he has to hold on to the ball a tad longer. I know, easier said than done...

Yep

Quesadilla Joe 09-28-2013 04:20 PM

Get your DVR's ready!

Quote:

Broncos briefs: reality TV show starring Eric Decker, Jessie James debuts Sunday night

Lights, Eric Decker. Camera, Jessie James. Action, Wesley Woodyard.

A few hours after the Broncos-Eagles game in Denver is finished Sunday, the E network will debut the reality TV show "Eric & Jessie: Game On."

The show features Decker, a Broncos wide receiver, and his wife, a country and pop singer, in the weeks leading up to their wedding in June.

"I'm not nervous about it," Decker said Friday in the locker room at Broncos headquarters. "I decided to do it, so why be nervous? I realize it might change as far as going out and doing things. But we still feel like normal people."

How the public perceives the couple's show is one thing. What the guys in the locker room think about it is another. There's a pretty good chance Decker will be unmercifully ribbed.

"I will say Woodyard is in the first (episode)," Decker said with a smile, referring to one of his best friends on the team and Denver's starting middle linebacker. "So if junk is getting passed around, we're going down together."

The show premieres Sunday at 8 p.m (Denver time).
http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci...ng-eric-decker

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-28-2013 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10026314)
Keep whistling through the graveyard :D

LMAO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10027011)

Can I just "DVR" the episode where Denver loses in the playoffs yet again?

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 06:18 PM

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Manning on single-game scoring record: "May have to give 'ole Thunder an IV after this one" in reference to the team's live horse mascot
https://mobile.twitter.com/DenverBro...4818691072?p=v

:)

Ceej 09-29-2013 06:19 PM

This thread sucks dick.

ThaVirus 09-29-2013 06:20 PM

If I'm not mistaken the Broncos have the #1 scoring offense while we have the #1 scoring defense.

Unstoppable force, meet immovable object.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 07:27 PM

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Since 2012, the league average is one TD every 54 combined kickoff/punt returns. Holliday's average as a Bronco is one TD per 10.67 returns.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaseDenve...9188833281?p=v

Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 07:29 PM

Ban please this thread is shit. Nothing but bronco trash and stats

loochy 09-29-2013 07:30 PM

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Since 2005, Peyton Manning leads the league in being a bundle of sticks.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DenverBro.....23142314?P=v

RealSNR 09-29-2013 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10033125)

:)

LoneWolf 09-29-2013 07:34 PM

Can we please delete this thread and ban the moron who started it? If someone comes over to my house and shits on the carpet, I punch them in the face and kick them the **** out of my house. I don't allow them to continue stomping on their shit and grinding it into the carpet.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 07:38 PM

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The #Broncos are averaging 26.8 2nd-half points this season. That's more than 25 @nfl teams entered WK 4 averaging for an entire game.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DenverBro...4254236672?p=v

Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033160)

You're forgetting the stat on TV when they showed the historic offenses like pats and saints and how they didn't win a super bowl

Pasta Little Brioni 09-29-2013 07:45 PM

This thread is complete shit

Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 08:14 PM

Like I said...per coogs: Did you happen to catch that piece on TV during the Bronco's game where they were highlighting the top scoring teams for a season in the history of the NFL? The ending to that piece was this... "None of these teams won the Super Bowl,"

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-29-2013 08:22 PM

No, no; let this ****ing thread ride all the way to tearing Manning's neck from his ****ing shoulders.

Soon.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 08:26 PM

Both the Vikings and Broncos put up over 500 points in 1998... the Vikings lost on a missed FG in the NFCCG and Denver won the Super Bowl. Putting up the most points in NFL history is NEVER a bad thing

SPchief 09-29-2013 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033326)
Both the Vikings and Broncos put up over 500 points in 1998... the Vikings lost on a missed FG in the NFCCG and Denver won the Super Bowl while cheating. Putting up the most points in NFL history is NEVER a bad thing

FYP

whoman69 09-29-2013 08:35 PM

Bears, Bengals and Cowboys going to take a big fall this week.

BossChief 09-29-2013 08:36 PM

I wonder how high KC goes on the power rankings after stomping NY.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 08:38 PM

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Play us in a parking lot? Naw bro them boys didn't really want that fade lol. Good team win! (52-20) 4-0 #BroncosUp #next
https://twitter.com/NachoLyfe/status/384475821773053953

In case you don't know what The Duke is referencing...

Quote:

Chip Kelly to Peyton: 'We'll go play in a parking lot'
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...-a-parking-lot

ThaVirus 09-29-2013 08:42 PM

"The Duke"? ****ing off yourself already.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-29-2013 08:49 PM

Iateanacho is a pos turd. No one cares.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-29-2013 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 10033370)
I wonder how high KC goes on the power rankings after stomping NY.

You know the deal, brah. The Chiefs can win a SB and be ranked "#2" the next day.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-29-2013 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10033427)
Iateanacho is a pos turd. No one cares.

We're going to eat his nachos, and shit them down KnowMo's throat.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-29-2013 08:59 PM

Knowmo is a turd for posting. Honor the bet donco scum.

scorpio 09-29-2013 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10033427)
Iateanacho is a pos turd. No one cares.

"Dookie Nacho" is a better derogatory nickname.

I won't even charge you for that.

Quesadilla Joe 09-30-2013 12:07 PM

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Fine Fifteen

1. Denver (4-0). Four games, 179 points. Everything is working. Everything.

2. Seattle (4-0). As Richard Sherman says (above), great teams win games against good teams on the road with significant obstacles. The Seahawks, down 20-3 at the half, had no business winning in Houston Sunday, and found a way to do so.

3. New Orleans (3-0). I bet Drew Brees loves waking up on game day knowing he doesn’t have to put up 35 for his team to have a chance to win.

4. Kansas City (4-0). It is Sept. 30. Kansas City has doubled its 2012 win total.

5. Indianapolis (3-1). Going West Coast/East Coast (Niners/Jags) was supposed to be harder than this: Colts 64, Foes 10.
http://mmqb.si.com/2013/09/30/peyton...quarterback/3/

Welcome to the top 5, KC.

Quesadilla Joe 09-30-2013 02:27 PM

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Manning has thrown for 6,129 yards and 53 TDs in his first 20 games with the Broncos. Those count as the most by an NFL player in his first 20 games with a team.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...ers-with-start

Pretty good for a broke dick with a broken neck.

Baby Lee 09-30-2013 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10033455)
You know the deal, brah. The Chiefs can win a SB. and I'll be saying 'sure, Alex Smith beat THAT POS team in the SB. Watch him shit himself next year, losers.'

FYP

LoneWolf 09-30-2013 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10035386)
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...ers-with-start

Pretty good for a broke dick with a broken neck.

Zero playoff wins. Eat a dick you reeruned piece of trash.

Garcia Bronco 09-30-2013 02:36 PM

Still the One.

Mother****erJones 09-30-2013 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10035386)
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...ers-with-start

Pretty good for a broke dick with a broken neck.

Regular season QB

BigMeatballDave 09-30-2013 03:24 PM

I say we vote to have KnowMo banned from this thread.

ChiefsandO'sfan was banned from Royals threads.

****ing donkey spam whore.

Quesadilla Joe 09-30-2013 04:09 PM

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Giving credit again to the #Broncos personnel/coaching staff and their development of OT Chris Clark. Another impressive performance Sunday.
https://twitter.com/LRiddickESPN/sta...01407896780800

http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/765/hh1j.png

Mother****erJones 09-30-2013 04:30 PM

Oak and Philly suck.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-30-2013 05:12 PM

Soooo tough to block for Peydaton. Dude earned Clady a chunk of change he didn't deserve.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10035392)
FYP

Nope. Axl wins a SB, Axl WINS.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-30-2013 07:14 PM

ROFL This thread is hilarious on a variety of levels.

Anyong Bluth 09-30-2013 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 10007565)
I see. I just noticed the dangerous part, which is still ridiculous that marijuana is lumped in there with heroin.

Dupont lobbied for it to hedge investments in timber back in the day, and funded the reefer madness smear campaign to create hysteria about its use so much so that it was put on the schedule 1 group even though everyone knows that zero therapeutic use is bullshit, but that's how it got there, because a large corporation feared

LoneWolf 09-30-2013 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10036175)
ROFL This thread is hilarious on a variety of levels.

C'mon man! Ban this reerun!

Pasta Little Brioni 09-30-2013 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10036677)
C'mon man! Ban this reerun!

They will flush Hootie who offers a billion times more to the board, but yet this welching turd still floats.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10036688)
They will flush Hootie who offers a billion times more to the board, but yet this welching turd still floats.

Hootie used to be an addition to this forum, regardless of whether or not you agreed with him.

But his last incarnation was a complete drag. All he did was bitch and complain about everyone else's behavior and why he shouldn't be banned and how I said horrible things and blah, blah, blah.

If he had been smart, he would have stuck to football and baseball and whatever else, and ignored the rest.

But as usual, Hootie had to be Hootie.

tk13 09-30-2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10036688)
They will flush Hootie who offers a billion times more to the board, but yet this welching turd still floats.

You got that right.

[Hootie]I AM THE GREATEST PERSON HERE. YOU WOULD DIE WITHOUT MY FOOTBALL DISCUSSION. THIS BOARD WOULD CEASE TO EXIST WITHOUT ME.

I WILL NOW PRESENT YOU WITH AN ITEMIZED LIST OF HOW I HAVE BEEN UNJUSTLY WRONGED BY THE MODERATORS OF THIS FORUM.

PEYTON MANNING IS THE GREATEST PRO ATHLETE THAT EVER LIVED. EXCEPT FOR RUSSELL WILSON. GREATEST QB EVER.

ALCOHOL POISONING.

TABLE BREAK.

YOU SNIVELING LOSERS WOULD DIE WITHOUT ME. I HAVE BEEN WRONGED.[/Hootie]

RealSNR 09-30-2013 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 10036895)
You got that right.

[Hootie]I AM THE GREATEST PERSON HERE. YOU WOULD DIE WITHOUT MY FOOTBALL DISCUSSION. THIS BOARD WOULD CEASE TO EXIST WITHOUT ME.

I WILL NOW PRESENT YOU WITH AN ITEMIZED LIST OF HOW I HAVE BEEN UNJUSTLY WRONGED BY THE MODERATORS OF THIS FORUM.

PEYTON MANNING IS THE GREATEST PRO ATHLETE THAT EVER LIVED. EXCEPT FOR RUSSELL WILSON. GREATEST QB EVER.

ALCOHOL POISONING.

TABLE BREAK.

YOU SNIVELING LOSERS WOULD DIE WITHOUT ME. I HAVE BEEN WRONGED.[/Hootie]

> Knowmo

Pasta Little Brioni 10-01-2013 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10036972)
> Knowmo

Exactly ROFL

Quesadilla Joe 10-02-2013 01:44 PM

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When asked about the Broncos offense on a Wednesday conference call, the Dallas Cowboys coach couldn't help but offer glowing praise for the team that could very well put up 40 points against him on Sunday.

"It's fantastic," Garrett said of the Broncos offense. "They're playing offensive football maybe as well as it's ever been played."
http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci...peyton-manning

:)

LoneWolf 10-02-2013 02:20 PM

When asked about Knowmo's butthole on a Wednesday conference call, the Dallas Cowboys coach couldn't help but offer glowing praise for the anus that could very well handle two cocks at once.

"It's fantastic," Garrett said of Knowmo's butthole. "His asshole is able to fit things in it that would impress Jenna Jameson. He truly is a hero to all the bundle of stickss of the world."

BigMeatballDave 10-02-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10041247)
When asked about Knowmo's butthole on a Wednesday conference call, the Dallas Cowboys coach couldn't help but offer glowing praise for the anus that could very well handle two cocks at once.

"It's fantastic," Garrett said of Knowmo's butthole. "His asshole is able to fit things in it that would impress Jenna Jameson. He truly is a hero to all the pillowbitergots of the world."

LMAO

Bowser 10-02-2013 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10025878)
Move to rename this thread "Knowmo's Jerk Sock". Mods?

bumpin this

vailpass 10-02-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10041247)
When asked about Knowmo's butthole on a Wednesday conference call, the Dallas Cowboys coach couldn't help but offer glowing praise for the anus that could very well handle two cocks at once.

"It's fantastic," Garrett said of Knowmo's butthole. "His asshole is able to fit things in it that would impress Jenna Jameson. He truly is a hero to all the pillowbiters of the world."

I am worse off for having read this :D

BigMeatballDave 10-02-2013 03:14 PM

Knowmo needs a name change.

How about Donkey Cumdumpster?

Pasta Little Brioni 10-02-2013 04:11 PM

The little shit at least owes me his sig, avy, and username for the welching bullshit. I claim a Casus Belli for welching.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-02-2013 09:05 PM

Why isn't this the "Jerk-Sock" yet?

teedubya 10-02-2013 09:11 PM

Update the OP to the current rankings, KuntMo. That's how you do things correctly.


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