Two men found dead in Oregon when they went searching for Bigfoot on Christmas. Authorities claim they "appear" to have died from "exposure". Uh huh. Looks like a case of be careful what you look for, you might find it.

In Skamania County, where the pair went missing, a person could get a year in jail or a $1,000 fine if one of the folklore creatures is "harmed".

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2ykyew50go.amp

They stumbled into Jason Voorhies.

I was told about a group of indigenous women from the third world all sleeping in a teepee together while their aunt flow was in town. Then they got eaten by Bigfoot. Can anyone confirm a drunk New Year’s partier told me. I’m afraid some details were missed.

Bigfoot is the one behind all the drones.

I should I’ve accidentally woke up next to one.

Two pilgrims unprepared for existing in that harsh landscape

Dipshits for going out unprepared, you should've known better... RIP

I guess that depends on the drunken party goers definition of "getting eaten".

https://i.ibb.co/yQ5MLQB/eat-at-the-y.gif