My man blew up his marriage just to get teabagged by the ****ing COWBOYS in the playoffs. Lolololol

His new video was pre-taped, not done this morning...

Greg Olsen better enjoy calling this Super Bowl, it's the last one he'll ever do.

Who cares?

Hey, stop calling out your team's soon-to-be QB.


LMAO

Hopefully he means it and isn't just being an attention whore

Considering he didn’t wait a week and a half until after the Super Bowl…probably just being an attention whore

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If it's not a Trans woman of color, he hates gay people

I'll see it when I believe it

He couldn't wait until after the Super Bowl?

"Me me me me me me me me me!" - Tom Brady (probably)

X2

He will play until he’s 80.

4321 Brady!

And suddenly Good Morning Football is unwatchable. Non-stop Brady ball-washing. :mad::mad::mad:

I will believe it when the season in 23 is over and he didn't play. The bug will get him over the summer and SF will call but he has said that when he sucks he will quit and he sucked. He duck and dodged hits all year causing his throws to be early or in the dirt so maybe his body finally had enough.

I'm excited too. I hardly ever watch NFC games. Hope Romo joins him.

I think it's pretty clear he's actually done this time.

Keep that shit in DC.

maybe he's retiring because he's dying

I still don't believe him.

Lol. No way this is real.

This guy is just a complete attention whore and can’t stand when he isn’t being talked about this time of year.

I sincerely hope he’s staying away but I seriously doubt it.

I was just about to post something similar.

He could have easily done this three weeks from now. But no, he does it during the lead up to the Super Bowl. I'm sure at this point the average fan doesn't give a shit, but his ballwashers in the media will all rush to assume the position.

I was thrown out of threads for less than this. The double standard is real.

Tom Brady in the news and it’s not about his death

sigh…

if tawmmy gets the right offer from miami he's coming back

Even as a big Brady fan this is the best news for the Bucs championship aspirations. Why? The team lost tremendous talent after the 2021-2 season and it was only going to get worse since they are in cap hell. Now, they can rebuild and trade away a few veterans for picks. Or at least, they can have a reset year and solve a good portion of their cap woes while getting a high draft pick.

He will heal up and then in May some team will call him and he'll play.

He and his agent asked around the league for offers and found there wasn’t much interest

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The worst thing is though, is that even if he is actually retiring, it means we're still gonna have to see and hear his ugly, insufferable ass calling games as a broadcaster every damn week.

The first time he retired the media was insufferable for ****ing DAYS.

Hopefully shows give him one segment max on one day and that’s it.

Not holding my breath though

Only on the NFC games as he is going to FOX...

Why does this guy keep getting posted? He's not funny at all.

I thought it was funny. Funnier than anything I could make up.

That was stupid

To replace Aikman?

FOX will get some AFC/NFC games and I'm sure we'll have to get some of them.

Will always be the Chiefs' bitch...

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Don't you put that evil on me!

Will he do TV?

or just be.....

Keep it in Belize.

He'll be terrible on TV.

Just listen to his podcast with Jim Gray... he literally says nothing of substance and the cadence of his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

In the regular season unfortunately.

His partner will matter a ton. Think of how lousy Eli would be with a flat partner. But with Peyton he's actually pretty good.

Brady will need to have really good chemistry with his partner and be able to focus on the technical aspects of what he sees rather than being counted on for entertainment. He doesn't have the charisma of Romo so you can't pair him with a Nantz.

But with someone like Harlan, I think he could be pretty good.

That makes one of us. I wish he'd fall off the face of the ****ing planet.

Hell, just the first page of Chiefsplanet would be a good start.

God that's so sad

It freaks me out how much higher his right eye is than his left eye.

I would just say FTB


he is still wanting attention with the time and way he did this.

He would have come back if Miami was interested...they weren't.

Must have found a cougar with cubs

Some of them just aren't cut out for it. I love Montana, but he crashed and burned immediately and painfully as a studio guy.

Of course, I hate Brady, so I hope he comes and goes just as quickly.

Forgot to add 18 AFCCG AND 21 Supe

So we have a losing record vs him

Brees lasted a year...

Brady isn't gonna be like that, these Pats guys are everywhere.

Those don’t include the playoffs. Otherwise he would have more than one loss to the Giants and the Cowboys would have another victory over him.

I won’t believe he is actually retired until he sits out at least 4-5 years. That said, I think he will do a pretty good job as a media guy when the time comes.

Kevin Burkhardt is pretty good, but I don't know if that's the kind of guy who Brady "needs" as the play-by-play.

49ers seem like a far better option next year... hand it off 30 times/game to McCaffery so you don't have noodle arm throwing it a thousand times, win 10+ games in a shit division, then you’re fresh for a playoff run with a better supporting cast.

Better defense than Miami as well. Easier division to win as well.

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I am surprised he didn't want to go there, but maybe the Niners didn't want him for some reason. In a weak NFC he has more than enough arm to play for a team like San Fran. It's perfect because Deebo, Aiyuk and Kittle are perfect for the intermediate passing game with a guy like Brady.

Brady as color commentator is gonna be a circle of hell. He has already said he is gonna be extra hard on quarterbacks cause he is the best of all time and his expectations and standards for QBs are extremely high.

So now we will get to hear Brady the announcer belittle Mahomes to protect his manufactured status as the best. It's gonna be infuriating. Chuckle chuckle, Al!

I already am budgeting around replacing my TV multiple times during NFL seasons from all the screens broken by remote controls fired at em.

The 49rs already have a guy just like Brady but he is young and not afraid of bursting into a puff of dust from one good hit.

Purdy right now is way way better than Brady. He's the same QB as Brady was in his prime, too. Just a game manager type.

I'm not surprised about the 49ers, they have their own rags to riches guy in Purdy. Unless Tua is completely out of the Dolphins future, Miami wouldn't have been for him, either. Tom Brady takes a 2nd seat to no one!!!! Raiders--please tell me you're kidding. He wouldn't go anywhere he didn't have a strong supporting cast on both sides of the ball because it might damage his image.

I'll I'll say is buh-bye, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

At least it be primarily NFC games. Lot of bad QB’s in the NFC. Not sure how good that will look for Brady to talk a bunch of smack about guys that we already know are not very good.

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Crypto is doing fine. Zoom out.

Jan 2023: BTC $23,500, ETH $1631

2020: BTC $4100, ETH $108

2017: Bitcoin $777, ETH $12

Thank the lord for that. That is big.

There is also some hope that those "alternate announcer" broadcasts catch on more, so Brady could be switched to literally anyone else.

The mute button of course is always there. But I like to hear the Chop.

He was a spokesperson for FTX. There is a reason he and Giselle are being sued for it.

I’ll believe it when I see it

Mike Francesa destroyed the Brady Goat shit today. I wish I could embed the video. He said he wasn't the best regular season QB because Manning was. Not the best SB qb because Montana was. All his numbers prove that fron season the season. He played the longest and fell into a good situation. He played longer and had more opportunity on good teams.

I’m just thankful he made the announcement this week. I’m shocked he didn’t wait until Saturday morning before the Superbowl so he could steal as much attention as possible from the game.

I’d take either Godwin, or Evans off their hands!

What if he announces on Saturday or Sunday of Super Bowl weekend that he's coming back and joining another team? I wouldn't be shocked if he does something like that.

LOL

Yeah,, fraud is bad mmmkay

SF might reach out. Lance tore his ACL and Purdy has to have Tommy Johns. Brady will want to start and SF QB situation right now is question marks.

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You can try to sue anyone for anything. Brady did nothing wrong by being a paid spokesperson or even investing in a company that did not work out.