Maybe that will be a gayday.

Hey look everyone, HayWire is laying in best. Could be a classic

Good to hear from you, Haywire. You seem more lucid today. Hope that means you're at least feeling a little more like yourself.

Take it easy, he's not going to have sex with you

How do you know? I think HayWire is perfectly capable of making his own sexy time choices.

Glad OP is hanging on and still with us.

GODDAMMIT.


MY HOPES AND DREAMS HAVE BEEN DASHED INTO A MILLION TINY TEAR-SOAKED PIECES NOW.


YOU SUCK, DICKNOSE.

Yep

Do you remember how to ban people? I say go crazy!

What the ****....I can't ban you....

When the hell did you become a mod?

Did I miss something or are you sucking the good dick?

I don't think the quality of dick is a factor

I guess rule me out. I've got a pecker that looks like a rotten mushroom.

All the meds suck ass....they ummm....have side effects

Well buddy, mine looks like a button on a fur coat. I'm not taking any meds.

I don’t even want to talk about it
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It’s the quantity

I'm going to start blaming the drugs when I post stupid shit. (all I'm on is a statin and an antihistamine).

I’m blaming the drugs also… I have Percocet, Morphine and some decent muscle relaxers. Also a very well stocked bar

I need your address please

you sound fun

Weed, brother, weed.

Still looking for another "gayday.

If I can sneak away from my Babysitter I'm thinking about taking my wheelchair down to the local skate park.


Funny or no

I'm sleeping 20 hours a day so I'll have to figure out how to sneak out. They've got me tied down to what I can and can't do.

I'm dieing but not dead yet.

Will they even let you out of the house, brother?
Sit on the porch or something?
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The skate park idea sounds awesome. Just scaring the shit out of the nurses will be funny.

Hay you able to crank down or does your nurse milk the snake for you?

I'm afraid I've had to retire little Haywire

Awww... that's the sweetest, saddest use of a balls mult ever. :deevee:

I absolutely dare you to go hit the skate park, show the warden who REALLY runs shit around there...

Haywire, do you have a charity or cause that you’d like to have donation in your name? I’d love to give a gift for you. I hope you are comfort and not in pain. I think about you daily and this is the first place I check out when I visit. If there is anything that would help you, you have my contact info.

Great idea, let me ponder.

On a side note..... we're adding a another tattoo today for gay day

Can't post from my phone

ROFL I'm pretty sure that's a first.

That's awesome!

My wife wont let me drive with all the meds I'm taking. So I said **** it....I sold my truck and now I'm just having fun spending all the money I got from truck.

Pretty much my bucket list, I'm doing whatever the **** I want. Got me another tattoo earlier.

Might as well live it up the best I can.

Still got an idea no one thought of....I wont drive anymore but I think I'm going to buy a bicycle tomorrow.

Getting the tattoo wore me out....so I figured I can do what I want for about 4 hours a day before my body starts shutting down o:-)

Love it
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I like to think I'm special

I will if I can ever get away from my babysitter.


They have me locked down 24/7

You can come down and let me take you out to lunch....I mean you're definitely a charity case

Didn't turn out as good as I wanted. Not really his fault. I've broken that hand around 10 times.

If you look closer my right hand never healed correctly. The skin on my knuckles is permanently stuck to the bones in my hand.

Mail them an empty bottle of painkillers and then inform the police that they’re stealing narcs from you. That’ll show those MFs

It looks good!

Instead of sewing a label on the inside of your underwear to remember who the hell you are, you went and tattooed your name on your hand.

Much quicker! :D

Did you get the bicycle? If you haven't gotten one yet, I would recommend a belt drive bike, or perhaps an electric bike....

I kept it for a day.....that wore my skinny ass out

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My boy had a dress up dance for Halloween.

It's getting bad when my 12 year old can wear my old shit

Maybe you need a motorcycle

I wish.....is have to keep it hidden :evil:

You still have a couple inches on him.
Good looking guy.
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Yes he is. He's my pride and joy

You done good 👍
I’m sure you had help.
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At first I thought he was dressing up as Meth X-Factor for Halloween. But then I saw he had all his toofees and they were white not yellow. ROFL

I think Haywire has this thing beat and is on a road to recovery. And that's inspiring. Keep goin Haywire.

How's it going HayWire?

Not liking the crickets chirping.........anybody check in on Hay?

He posted in the lounge earlier this week.

I texted with him a couple days ago.
We both bitched about how we felt to make each other feel better.
He’s watching.
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"Here resides famous CP member Haywire,
A Chief's fan whose seen history of both excitement and dire.

Was a Mod for a while with the alias of Barecat,
Posted quite a while and loves the thread "Fisty McTat".

He's fighting his cancer like a true midwestern champ,
Getting tattoos on his hands and possibly a tramp stamp.

Were rooting and cheering like a true supporting brother,
Hoping he posts naked photos of his sweet hot mother.

So come one and come all and make a nice post,
For today is a great day to start a Haywire roast."

Hope you're doing well buddy and cheers to you! :toast:

Ha! That's great. Although it should have said CHAMP stamp.

Feel free to unpin this worthless thread.
****ers gave me a couple of months over a year ago and I'm still going strong.

Thanks to everyone for the well wishes.

Just haven't had much to say lately. If someone wants to call me a dirty name I'll test out the ban button again

Good to hear from you, dude.

There’s nothing wrong with that.
Doctors can be like weather forecasters, brother..
I’m sure glad they’ve missed on this one so far.
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**** you asshat

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Rather have you survive!

Great to hear. Keep fighting.

ROFL

You say it like it's a bad thing! We're glad you're still here. I'll unstick the thread if that's your preference, but obviously keep giving us updates.

Don't really matter to me either way. Just seems to come off like a drama queen.

I'll try and check in a little bit more....ya know...if I'm not dead

Great to hear from you. Have a good Turkey Day!!!

You too. Already got me feet up and the family is getting food readying for tomorrow.

Have a great turkey day

So what you're saying is you've been in Belize this entire time?

I Belize so.

We're glad for that you dipshit! Hope u have a wonderful Thanksgiving and many more!

You're not dead but are you gay?!?!?!?!

I'm not but my boyfriend is.

Sounds like he's quite a one who sucks the penis. :D

He is. Are you if I say please?

Day please and toss in $500 and you might sway me. ROFL

Sorry.

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