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RaidersOftheCellar 12-30-2022 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16695686)
18.7 PPG home

That includes some pretty good games against the Bills, Chargers, Jaguars and Seahawks, all in the top 11 on offense.

Raiders are top 10 in points per play too.

I think it might be more important to get the 1 seed this year than most. This young defense needs to feed off Arrowhead.

If you compare the two Bengals games from last year, the defense in KC was much better than the game in Cincinnati. In Cincinnati, they did whatever they wanted, similar to this year. There was a lot more resistance in KC. I’d expect something similar if they come to Arrowhead again. But this time, the offense won’t shit the bed because they’ve had plenty of time to figure out the Bengals’ defense.

Hammock Parties 12-30-2022 12:22 PM

our ends need that crowd noise step

Gary Cooper 12-30-2022 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16695700)
Apparently you can say this about any team in the NFL.

The Eagles barely beat Arizona, Indianapolis, Green Bay, and Chicago and lost to Detroit.

The Bills lost to the Jets, squeaked by Cleveland, Detroit, the Jets and let the Bears hang around until late in the fourth quarter.

The Chiefs don't have an issue with this significantly more than any other team, especially considering it's classic Andy Reid and hasn't presented any real issues over the Mahomes era.

It's the NFL. Saying you should blow anyone out, let alone quickly, is not realistic.

Classic Andy Reid cost the Chiefs a Super Bowl trip last year. Up 18 points in the playoffs and the run game is feasting. How many other coaches blow that scenario? You can blame the 2013 and 2017 playoff meltdowns on Alex Smith and Bob Sutton, but they weren't here last year. Reid is the common denominator.

Hammock Parties 12-30-2022 12:46 PM

That wasn't Reid's fault. That was on Mahomes.

Reid called an RPO at the end where Mahomes probably should have handed it off!

Pitt Gorilla 12-30-2022 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary Cooper (Post 16695679)
You can play with statistics, but you know I'm right. They lacked killer instinct against the Colts, Broncos, Jaguars, Rams, Seahawks. Teams they should have blown out quicker. They had to come from behind to beat the Texans and Titans. They also spotted 10 points to the 49ers and 17 to the Raiders.

This offense plays much better when behind or in a close game. Some offenses are built to play with leads. This isn't one of them.

Most people refer to that as reality.

Gary Cooper 12-30-2022 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16695821)
Most people refer to that as reality.

Stats can be misleading. The Chiefs often allow crappy teams to hang around until very late. The killer instinct isn't there from Reid's teams.

Megatron96 12-30-2022 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary Cooper (Post 16695679)
You can play with statistics, but you know I'm right. They lacked killer instinct against the Colts, Broncos, Jaguars, Rams, Seahawks. Teams they should have blown out quicker. They had to come from behind to beat the Texans and Titans. They also spotted 10 points to the 49ers and 17 to the Raiders.

This offense plays much better when behind or in a close game. Some offenses are built to play with leads. This isn't one of them.

Um, to be precise, KC had a 17-point lead vs. JAX until late in the game, when Pat threw an INT and gave JAX a short field that allowed them to score a garbage time TD, but the game was over by that time. The Chiefs beat the Rams by 16, and SEA by two TDs.

RaidersOftheCellar 12-30-2022 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary Cooper (Post 16695848)
Stats can be misleading. The Chiefs often allow crappy teams to hang around until very late. The killer instinct isn't there from Reid's teams.

This is a good KC team, but they’re not a super team. Why would you expect them to consistently beat teams by 30? They don’t have the defense, OL or receiving weapons to expect constant beatdowns.

BossChief 12-30-2022 06:27 PM

If the Bills beat Cincy on Monday night, does Andy rest starters in week 18?

smithandrew051 12-30-2022 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 16696099)
If the Bills beat Cincy on Monday night, does Andy rest starters in week 18?

No way. We needed a miracle in 2019 to get the 2 seed. He played he starters anyway.

MahomesIsTheMVP 12-31-2022 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16695736)
That wasn't Reid's fault. That was on Mahomes.

Reid called an RPO at the end where Mahomes probably should have handed it off!

Agreed.

The AFCCG is about 73% Mahomes fault. He plays his average game in the second half and the Chiefs win by 20pts.

MMXcalibur 12-31-2022 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 16696099)
If the Bills beat Cincy on Monday night, does Andy rest starters in week 18?

Why would you a) put the playoff bye week in peril and b) if KC wins Week 18, you have a bye to rest starters before Round 2?

.....what even is this question?

Tribal Warfare 12-31-2022 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16695736)
That wasn't Reid's fault. That was on Mahomes.

Reid called an RPO at the end where Mahomes probably should have handed it off!

It's still on Reid by going by his philosophy of " there is a time and place for such things"

He should've kicked the FG the Chiefs had a 17 point lead.

Best22 12-31-2022 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16696388)
It's still on Reid by going by his philosophy of " there is a time and place for such things"

He should've kicked the FG the Chiefs had a 17 point lead.

It would’ve only been a 14 point lead, but probably enough for us to win 27-24 at the buzzer

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 16696388)
It's still on Reid by going by his philosophy of " there is a time and place for such things"

He should've kicked the FG the Chiefs had a 17 point lead.

yes, but they allowed mahomes to take over the game

and that's what everyone here wants :LOL:

reid didn't blow shit

Why Not? 12-31-2022 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 16696099)
If the Bills beat Cincy on Monday night, does Andy rest starters in week 18?

Are you assuming we lose to the Broncos on Sunday? If not, go look at the records and reconsider your question.

Why Not? 12-31-2022 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MMXcalibur (Post 16696376)
Why would you a) put the playoff bye week in peril and b) if KC wins Week 18, you have a bye to rest starters before Round 2?

.....what even is this question?

KC only gets a bye if they win out and the Bills drop one. There is no longer a second bye. 1 seed or bust in regards to the bye.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16695276)
DUDE

The Bengals have played:

Mitch Trubisky
Cooper Rush
Joe Flacco
Teddy Bridgewater
Andy Dalton
Baker Mayfield
Kenny Pickett
Deshaun Watson
Mac Jones

That is a goddamn bunch of garbage QBs. And I gave you credit for JACOBY BRISSETT as a non-garbage QB LMAO

Now you get credit for beating Mahomes, but you didn't really stop the Chiefs offense. We averaged 6.5 yards per play and only that fumble prevented a Chiefs win.

So you don't get the respect the Bills and Chiefs have earned to this point.

And that is why you are ranked lower.

I'm not gonna waste time arguing the merits of crappy QBs. It is what it is. You play who they put in front of you. yadda yadda yadda.

I think the Bengals still don't get the respect that the Chiefs and Bills do, because the Bengals have only been "doing it" since about the KC game last year through now. I see that narrative changing after this year, though the gap has been closing fast the last 6 weeks.

I don't agree with the excuses in the KC game and we can revisit this after the MN game.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 16695343)
Yep, and then Higgins walks, probably Boyd, and in the meantime, they haven't invested enough in their OL. They'd better get that fixed this offseason as Burrow's not as elusive as Mahomes and Allen.

I've been saying-we're a year ahead of the curve cap-wise than The Bills and Bengals, and they haven't gotten a SB win on the rookie QB deal yet. This is their last chance with that built in advantage. Well, last chance for Buffalo. Bengals get one more shot before they have to pay Burrow.

The Bengals FO has already stated that the reason they finally sold the naming rights to the stadium was aimed at being able to keep Burrow, Chase, Higgins and Boyd. Even if they lose Higgins (probable) or Boyd (less likely), they have a long history of drafting WRs in the 2nd round, so that's 3-4 more years of rookie contract there.

They have work to do with navigating contracts when your QB gets a sack because they didn't do it quite so well after they paid Carson Palmer. Different time, different FO structure now so the hope is higher this time. FTR, there is no word i despise more than "hope" when it comes to my team.

Burrow is just as elusive as Mahomes and Allen but he's not quite as good running after leaving the pocket.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16695485)
#1 seed would give us tons of breathing room, for sure.

I would also love to see one of either the Bills or Bengals fall in the Wild Card Round. I think there is a decent possibility there, too, if the Wild Cards end up being the Ravens (with Lamar healthy), Chargers and Dolphins (with Tua healthy).

That's 3 big ifs though with playoff RB8 (sucks), Herbert (never in a playoff atmosphere) and Tua (may not play again this year).

Even if Tua plays, he's one hit away from being out of the game.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696710)
Burrow is just as elusive as Mahomes and Allen but he's not quite as good running after leaving the pocket.

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gary Cooper (Post 16695596)
The Chiefs don't play well with a lead. Reid doesn't coach well when ahead. They lack urgency unless they're losing. That's why all their games are closer than needed. Notice how good the offense looks when they're desperate for a score. They almost always score on the next possession after falling behind two TDs.

The Bengals do the same thing and that due to one reason in both cases. The HC finally has to just let the QB do what the QB does.

RaidersOftheCellar 12-31-2022 11:29 AM

Burrow as elusive as Mahomes....LMAO

NJChiefsFan 12-31-2022 11:35 AM

As some have said the biggest issue with the 2 seed is who you would have to play. The potential good news is it looks like the Chargers won't be the 7 seed. At one point it looked like KC would have to go...
Chargers
Bengals
Bills

to get to the SB. That's pretty rough. At least that first game would be easier now.

And maybe the Chargers knock off the Bills or Bengals. At first it was looking like the 1 seed was going to have to go
bye
Ravens/Jags/Titans
Bills/Chiefs/Bengals depending on who the 1 seed is obviously

now it looks like
bye
Jags/Chargers
Bills/Chiefs/Bengals

Over the past 2 weeks the difference between the 1 and 2 seeds has shrunk slightly but obviously the bye, home field, and not having to play 2 of the 3 top teams is still a big bonus.

MahomesMagic 12-31-2022 11:42 AM

OK, I'm going to say it.

I think Cincy is due for a loss and it's coming Monday night.

This isn't because Buffalo is better but they are catching them at the right time.

Buffalo fans are going to think this is their year.

We are going to stomp out Cincinnati then go to Buffalo.

In the AFC Championship Pacheco is going to run wild and we are going back to our 3rd Super Bowl in 4 years.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16696728)
:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

Mahomes pressure to sack % - 10.9
Allen pressure to sack % - 14.9

Burrow's first 8 games, where he was adjusting to a new line and adapting to the various forms of cover 2, had P2S% of around 40.

The last 7 games he's at 14.2

Last 7 games, Mahomes sacked 8 times in 249 att.
Last 7 games, Burrow sacked 10 times in 259 att.

Keep laughing.

TwistedChief 12-31-2022 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696792)
Mahomes pressure to sack % - 10.9
Allen pressure to sack % - 14.9

Burrow's first 8 games, where he was adjusting to a new line and adapting to the various forms of cover 2, had P2S% of around 40.

The last 7 games he's at 14.2

Keep laughing.

It's good to know that only Joe Burrow has to adjust to 'various forms of cover 2' and that should allow you to ignore those stats. And does Mahomes get a pass for adjusting to an entire stable of new WRs?

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MahomesMagic (Post 16696778)
OK, I'm going to say it.

I think Cincy is due for a loss and it's coming Monday night.

This isn't because Buffalo is better but they are catching them at the right time.

Buffalo fans are going to think this is their year.

We are going to stomp out Cincinnati then go to Buffalo.

In the AFC Championship Pacheco is going to run wild and we are going back to our 3rd Super Bowl in 4 years.

Fantasy land is a wonderful place, no?

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16696814)
It's good to know that only Joe Burrow has to adjust to 'various forms of cover 2' and that should allow you to ignore those stats. And does Mahomes get a pass for adjusting to an entire stable of new WRs?

He gets a pass for whatever he deserves.

I clearly pointed out that Burrow was as "elusive" as the other two, but not as good of a runner after leaving the pocket.

I can't control what someone else cherry picks. I can only mock it afterward.

TwistedChief 12-31-2022 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696828)
He gets a pass for whatever he deserves.

I clearly pointed out that Burrow was as "elusive" as the other two, but not as good of a runner after leaving the pocket.

I can't control what someone else cherry picks. I can only mock it afterward.

As long as you acknowledge that Burrow is objectively not as “elusive” as Mahomes absent some heavy cherrypicking, we’re good.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696792)
Mahomes pressure to sack % - 10.9
Allen pressure to sack % - 14.9

Burrow's first 8 games, where he was adjusting to a new line and adapting to the various forms of cover 2, had P2S% of around 40.

The last 7 games he's at 14.2

Last 7 games, Mahomes sacked 8 times in 249 att.
Last 7 games, Burrow sacked 10 times in 259 att.

Keep laughing.

this only means your OL improved dumbass

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16696851)
As long as you acknowledge that Burrow is objectively not as “elusive” as Mahomes absent some heavy cherrypicking, we’re good.

Maybe it's the wording...

Burrow isn't as mobile as Mahomes or as big and fast as Allen. He is able to manipulate the pocket and extend plays in the pocket as well as those two.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16696883)
this only means your OL improved dumbass

The oline has only marginally improved over the course of the season. Burrow being over the knee and trusting his legs more is what it means, shithead.

ThaVirus 12-31-2022 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696725)
That's 3 big ifs though with playoff RB8 (sucks), Herbert (never in a playoff atmosphere) and Tua (may not play again this year).



Even if Tua plays, he's one hit away from being out of the game.


The Ravens were in 1st place in your division before Lamar got hurt.

They even beat you in your game earlier this year, no?

TwistedChief 12-31-2022 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696907)
Maybe it's the wording...

Burrow isn't as mobile as Mahomes or as big and fast as Allen. He is able to manipulate the pocket and extend plays in the pocket as well as those two.

Also no.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16696925)
The Ravens were in 1st place in your division before Lamar got hurt.

They even beat you in your game earlier this year, no?

Yeah, but playoff lamar is a different lamar.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16696933)
Also no.

Also yes.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16696933)
Also no.

Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

he's been blessed with the best receivers in the NFL and is up and down constantly LMAO

good QB, even elite, but mahomes would put up 60 TDs with those receivers, and lose one game a year with your defense

R Clark 12-31-2022 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

What a dipshit

TwistedChief 12-31-2022 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

You tell me the amount you’d like to wager and we can exchange contact information offline.

Spoiler: Burrow is only 10 months younger than Mahomes and he’s down 0-1 in SBs and will be 0-2 in MVPs shortly.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16696981)
he's been blessed with the best receivers in the NFL and is up and down constantly LMAO

good QB, even elite, but mahomes would put up 60 TDs with those receivers, and lose one game a year with your defense

And if Mahomes had a dick, he'd be your aunt.

Spott 12-31-2022 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16696987)
You tell me the amount you’d like to wager and we can exchange contact information offline.

Spoiler: Burrow is only 10 months younger than Mahomes and he’s down 0-1 in SBs and will be 0-2 in MVPs shortly.

If he lives in some shithole like ohio, you’re going to need to be able to accept EBT cards.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 12:44 PM

bengals fans lose one super bowl and think they are a dynasty in the making LMAO

no, you're just going through your ken anderson-cum-boomer esiason phase

it's like the cycles of the moon, once every 35 years the bengals get to lose a super bowl! or maybe even two!

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696990)
And if Mahomes had a dick, he'd be your aunt.

how many yards and TDs do you think burrow puts up throwing to our receivers? :LOL:

IowaHawkeyeChief 12-31-2022 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

Mark it down.. The Bengals will fall back into the cellar when your broke ass owner Mike Brown will struggle paying Burrow and others and not getting to pick in the top 5 every year...

Best22 12-31-2022 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

I actually predicted Burrow would have more touchdowns than Mahomes this year, because his receiving corps (three #1 caliber receivers) is much better. Yet he’s being outperformed by Pat. ROFL

Joe has a lot of catching up to do to surpass Mahomes in these awards. That Cincy offense won’t ever be more talented than now

TomBarndtsTwin 12-31-2022 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

:rolleyes:

Mahomes at 27 about to take home his second. Burrow at 26 has yet to get one.

Bengals about to enter salary cap purgatory in a couple years when they have to pay Burrow, Chase, Higgins, etc. One of them will be gone likely.

We’ll see how great Burrow is when he’s making $40+ mil. cap hits every year and less of a team around him.

Coochie liquor 12-31-2022 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

Eeeeewwwww look at dumbass with the big internet guarantee. I’m sure you’ll be LONG ****img gone by the time Joey realizes that most quarterbacks who lose their first SB never win one. Once the Bungles fall back into their regular form of mediocrity, r****34 will be just another loser on a Bungles board talking about the good old days.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16696987)
You tell me the amount you’d like to wager and we can exchange contact information offline.

Combined, i currently have 3.3M in savings, i have just short of another half M in my portfolio, half of that i can't actually touch right now and i have around 2.5M in liquid assets, houses, cars, bikes, etc.

So, can you cover around 4.5M? I can't put it all on the line since i'll need something in the unlikely even i lose the bet.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16696994)
how many yards and TDs do you think burrow puts up throwing to our receivers? :LOL:

At least as many as Patty. Probably more. Lately, Burrow has been throwing tuddys to Mitchell Wilcox and Trenton Irwin. Lots of them. Ever even heard of those guys?

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697022)
Combined, i currently have 3.3M in savings, i have just short of another half M in my portfolio, half of that i can't actually touch right now and i have around 2.5M in liquid assets, houses, cars, bikes, etc.

So, can you cover around 4.5M? I can't put it all on the line since i'll need something in the unlikely even i lose the bet.

you and dicklicks absolutely deserve the humble pie mahomes will be serving this postseason

TwistedChief 12-31-2022 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697022)
Combined, i currently have 3.3M in savings, i have just short of another half M in my portfolio, half of that i can't actually touch right now and i have around 2.5M in liquid assets, houses, cars, bikes, etc.

So, can you cover around 4.5M? I can't put it all on the line since i'll need something in the unlikely even i lose the bet.

I was a managing director at Goldman Sachs at 30 and have been a portfolio manager at a hedge fund for the last decade.

Do you think your number is too big for me?

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16697002)
Eeeeewwwww look at dumbass with the big internet guarantee. I’m sure you’ll be LONG ****img gone by the time Joey realizes that most quarterbacks who lose their first SB never win one. Once the Bungles fall back into their regular form of mediocrity, r****34 will be just another loser on a Bungles board talking about the good old days.

I will be right here, reminding you every day that Patty was a good little QB, but Burrow is the new GOAT.

Every.****ing.Day.

P.S. Elway lost 3 SBs before winning his two. "most qbs" doesn't matter to Burrow.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697027)
At least as many as Patty. Probably more. Lately, Burrow has been throwing tuddys to Mitchell Wilcox and Trenton Irwin. Lots of them. Ever even heard of those guys?

your studs have 22 of his 34 TDs LMAO

mahomes has thrown 22 TD to guys not named kelce or juju

let's not get it twisted, our offenses are an inversion of each other

Megatron96 12-31-2022 01:01 PM

Sooooo, if Burrow is more elusive than Pat, how does he have 80 more yards lost to sacks? Weird, right?

Best22 12-31-2022 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697027)
At least as many as Patty. Probably more. Lately, Burrow has been throwing tuddys to Mitchell Wilcox and Trenton Irwin. Lots of them. Ever even heard of those guys?

Mahomes top 2 WRs are MVS and JJSS, and they’ve both missed time with injury. Still #1 in total offense

Don’t even try to pretend that Burrow has had less help this year. Arguably the best weapons in the AFC, only Miami is close

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16697028)
you and dicklicks absolutely deserve the humble pie mahomes will be serving this postseason

Mahomes will go home this year without a SB trophy.

Spott 12-31-2022 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697027)
At least as many as Patty. Probably more. Lately, Burrow has been throwing tuddys to Mitchell Wilcox and Trenton Irwin. Lots of them. Ever even heard of those guys?

The two guys that were ****ing your whore mother last night?

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697046)
Mahomes will go home this year without a SB trophy.

he gets to cradle one every night, try again

Spott 12-31-2022 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697046)
Mahomes will go home this year without a SB trophy.

And you will go your entire life without seeing one, just like every loser team in your ugly shithole state.

Best22 12-31-2022 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16697052)
he gets to cradle one every night, try again

Something Cincy has been looking for for 55 seasons.

But no cigar.

0-3

DrunkBassGuitar 12-31-2022 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16696957)
Mark it down.

Joe Burrow will end his career with more MVPs and SBs than Mahomes.

lmao

Megatron96 12-31-2022 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 16697038)
Sooooo, if Burrow is more elusive than Pat, how does he have 80 more yards lost to sacks? Weird, right?

Oh, I see it now. Joe's been sacked 15 more times than Mahomes. But, isn't the argument that Burrow is just as/more elusive than Pat? Then how has he been sacked 15 more times and lost 80 more yards than Mahomes?

Seems contradictory to say the least . . .

TomBarndtsTwin 12-31-2022 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697046)
Mahomes will go home this year without a SB trophy.

Maybe.

But so will Burrow.

Pat will be taking home his second MVP trophy, though. Maybe Burrow will be fortunate to get one of those some day . . . . .

Doubtful after he loses most of his weapons to the salary cap. That is, assuming your cheap ass owner is even willing to pay Burrow top dollar in the first place when his contract comes due.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16697031)
I was a managing director at Goldman Sachs at 30 and have been a portfolio manager at a hedge fund for the last decade.

Do you think your number is too big for me?

Not too bad.

I graduated UC at 20 with a double major in FT and FE. Made FM at Schwab at 28 and now i'm a freelance FA with clients like Gates, Arnault, Buffett and Trump.

If my number is too low for you, i can always rob some banks on the way to the Chiefs Bengals AFCCG next month.

Rainbarrel 12-31-2022 01:12 PM

ChiefsAholic chose the wrong fanbase

TomBarndtsTwin 12-31-2022 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697080)
Not too bad.

I graduated UC at 20 with a double major in FT and FE. Made FM at Schwab at 28 and now i'm a freelance FA with clients like Gates, Arnault, Buffett and Trump.

If my number is too low for you, i can always rob some banks on the way to the Chiefs Bengals AFCCG next month.

You driving to KC next month?

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 16697051)
The two guys that were ****ing your whore mother last night?

Can't be. I was ****ing my whore mother last night. And the night before.

The night before that i was fisting your grandma and grandpa at the same time. Talk about freakshow, yowza.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16697052)
he gets to cradle one every night, try again

Right. The only one he'll ever get. I wonder if the Chiefs will build a bronze statue of patty in the same way the Bengals will be building one for Burrow after he wins 4+?

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 16697054)
And you will go your entire life without seeing one, just like every loser team in your ugly shithole state.

You don't even know what shithole state i live in, bitch.

What if i was a Bengals fan that lived in Missouri or Kansas? You just called the Chiefs a loser team, brainiac.

Spott 12-31-2022 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697107)
You don't even know what shithole state i live in, bitch.

What if i was a Bengals fan that lived in Missouri or Kansas? You just called the Chiefs a loser team, brainiac.

Covington, Cincy, whatever. I know your dumbass is not from KC.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar (Post 16697065)
lmao

Bass guitars are for losers. Get 6 strings or gtfo.

InB4 i have a 6 string bass derp.

TwistedChief 12-31-2022 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697080)
Not too bad.

I graduated UC at 20 with a double major in FT and FE. Made FM at Schwab at 28 and now i'm a freelance FA with clients like Gates, Arnault, Buffett and Trump.

If my number is too low for you, i can always rob some banks on the way to the Chiefs Bengals AFCCG next month.

Oh, college. I graduated summa cum laude from The Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.

I’m highly skeptical that those are the people’s money you’re managing after a career at Schwab, but whatever.

Let’s do an easy one so that I can see you’re legit. Let’s bet a straight 10k even-up on Chiefs/Bengals should they meet in the playoffs. Only stipulation is that Burrow and Mahomes have to each play at least one quarter or the bet is a push (ie, I don’t think it would be fair for either of us if the outcome weren’t dependent upon the QBs we’re debating). If you’re up for that, I’ll DM you to exchange contact information and we can talk on the phone to confirm this is something very real.

After that, we can graduate to the specifics of the MVP/SB wager.

Fair?

Pepe Silvia 12-31-2022 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 16697068)
Maybe.

But so will Burrow.

Pat will be taking home his second MVP trophy, though. Maybe Burrow will be fortunate to get one of those some day . . . . .

Doubtful after he loses most of his weapons to the salary cap. That is, assuming your cheap ass owner is even willing to pay Burrow top dollar in the first place when his contract comes due.

Unfortunately Burrow is going to get the Brady treatment in his career, I’m already seeing him get the same breaks as Tom. :shake:

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 16697068)
Maybe.

But so will Burrow.

Pat will be taking home his second MVP trophy, though. Maybe Burrow will be fortunate to get one of those some day . . . . .

Doubtful after he loses most of his weapons to the salary cap. That is, assuming your cheap ass owner is even willing to pay Burrow top dollar in the first place when his contract comes due.

After Burrow goes 400+/4+ the next two games and rips the MVP out of Pat's small hands, the only thing Mahomey will be collecting is tears.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 16697086)
You driving to KC next month?

Driving, a distance over 20 miles? ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL



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RealSNR 12-31-2022 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697080)
Not too bad.

I graduated UC at 20 with a double major in FT and FE. Made FM at Schwab at 28 and now i'm a freelance FA with clients like Gates, Arnault, Buffett and Trump.

If my number is too low for you, i can always rob some banks on the way to the Chiefs Bengals AFCCG next month.

But did you look into FG and FN with your FB? If you don't make FS straight out of FD, then I guess FU.

rfaulk34 12-31-2022 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 16697120)
Covington, Cincy, whatever. I know your dumbass is not from KC.

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2022 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 16697131)
After Burrow goes 400+/4+ the next two games and rips the MVP out of Pat's small hands, the only thing Mahomey will be collecting is tears.

holy shit do you actually believe this is going to happen?


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