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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9816328)

I broke the streak. But I've come to the conclusion women are the suck.

Damn did you get some or just a date?

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9816328)

I broke the streak. But I've come to the conclusion women are the suck.

What happened?

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9816345)

Buck upgraded.

Well, I mean, this is in the real initial phases. I'm taking her out on our first date on Thursday. I've hung out with her 3 times before, and we're going to that concert on Saturday.

She wants your churro very badly, mi amigo.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9816372)

Damn did you get some or just a date?

Got some. A d-bag's girlfriend whom I've known for a while. Had feelings. Mis. Take.

At least you emptied your nuts.

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9816395)

Got some. A d-bag's girlfriend whom I've known for a while. Had feelings. Mis. Take.

Don't go another 2 years without it.

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9780301)

I disregarded everyone's advice and hung out with my ex a few times since we broke up, but it was just making me feel shittier, so today I ended it for good. I thought I would feel like crap, but I can't believe how good I feel right now. I'm sure that will change at some point, but man I'm breathing easy for the first time in weeks.

I clearly need to work on my maturity before I find someone else to have a relationship with.

You went in with very unrealistic expectations. Reread some of your early posts on this relationship. It might open your eyes a bit. Seriously.

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9816416)

You went in with very unrealistic expectations. Reread some of your early posts on this relationship. It might open your eyes a bit. Seriously.

I know I did. I feel dumb, but whatever, young love.

Browsing through some people's online profiles, and holy shit! Get a load of this one:

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I just wanted to let all the single men know out there, that when I love, I love with all my heart!!!!!( once I learn how to make hearts on my keyboard I'll update my profile with that!!!!!!! )

A little about me, when I'm not working I like to take my best friends dad's camping lantern and go into my closet and turn it on and play with my army of my little ponies. When my friends are not available to go out with me on a Friday night, I like to go out and buy a package of gummy bears to bring home and watch a movie with me. That way when I set them up on the couch with me, I don't feel all alone, and my friends are with me. I need someone with me at all times, because I am so insecure and lonely. Just an FYI, I still order off the kids menu, so if we go out to eat on our date, and I don't get the toy I want, it will get ugly, you will have to use the jaws of life to settle me down.

About my match,
My deepest and most sincere hope is that I can find someone on here who can be with me through the UPS and downs of life. Like if I'm depressed, would you be up for cuddling on the couch watching lifetime movies while eating crispy white low sodium popcorn and drinking wheat germ shakes?????!?!?!?!?!? I also like to talk about moving in after the third date. Just a warning, like it would when we have kids, I get up 6 times a night to check on my furby ( if you actually know what that is, major props to you, lets go get married now! ), to make sure it's okay. So when we start living together, I would need someone who is up to that!

Totally just kidding, or am I???? If we interest eachother, lets talk soon!!

What the **** am I paying $15 per month for?

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9816477)

What the **** am I paying $15 per month for?

Access to a lot of hot girls.

I don't see anything wrong with that profile other than the fact that it seems she may be trying a bit too hard to come off as spunky and having a great sense of humor..

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9816504)

Access to a lot of hot girls.

This. Some of these bitches need a reality check though.

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9816410)

Don't go another 2 years without it.

I did the math and realized I've shaved 5 months off my cold streak the last two times.. At that rate ill get laid in August 2015

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9816505)

I don't see anything wrong with that profile other than the fact that it seems she may be trying a bit too hard to come off as spunky and having a great sense of humor..

Things wrong with her profile:

Repeats punctuation marks like a middle-schooler
Apparently can't figure out how to type "<3"
Admits to keeping snacks and toys for company
Wants someone to share private shipping companies with
Suggests living together/marriage to every single visitor of her profile
Creates non-real words like "eachother", and ignores spell check because she's apparently stupid as ****

It's alright, though: her physique is listed as "Slender" on her profile!

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9816565)

Things wrong with her profile:

Repeats punctuation marks like a middle-schooler
Apparently can't figure out how to type "<3"
Admits to keeping snacks and toys for company
Wants someone to share private shipping companies with
Suggests living together/marraige to every single visitor of her profile
Creates non-real words like "eachother", and ignores spell check because she's apparently stupid as ****

It's alright, though: her physique is listed as "Slender" on her profile!

I assumed everything on that profile was a joke.

The grammar issues are whatever. A lot of bitches don't know how to string together a proper sentence.