The website Furious Fanboys has discovered that the company organizing the open casting calls for what is reportedly Star Wars Episode VII, will send you the script for you audition ahead of time. The script features the two characters 'Rachel' and 'Thomas' having a conversation in a 'barn'. Check it out below:

Rachel labors to bear Thomas’ weight as they inch their way down the deserted road, blood dripping from his leg. He’s trying to stomach an apple.
THOMAS
(kidding)
Can’t you go any faster?
RACHEL
Shut up and eat your apple.
He enjoyed that. But every step is sheer agony on the leg.
RACHEL
There’s a barn a little farther up the road…
INT. BARN – LATE DAY
A big BARN, dark and damp. Rachel covers the floor with hay, and then lays out her sleeping bag. Thomas looks through her backpack for anything he can use as a bandage.
RACHEL
You need rest…
She lowers him down – which puts her face mere inches from his open would. She cringes without meaning to.
THOMAS
Sorry. I know it’s -
RACHEL
It’s fine. I’m just, not a big fan of blood.
THOMAS
Ya know, for such a tough girl you’re kind of squeamish.
RACHEL
Your fever’s still up. And we have to get some more food in you.
THOMAS
I’m not hungry.
RACHEL
It wasn’t a request.
She sits down next to him and takes out a loaf a bread.
THOMAS (CONT’D)
Rachel, thanks for coming to get me.
RACHEL
Family has to stick together,
Right?
She starts to rise. He grabs her hand – dead serious:
THOMAS
Listen, if I don’t make it -
RACHEL
Sssshh.
THOMAS
But if I don’t…
Before he can finish, she drops down next to him and looks him dead in the eye.
RACHEL
You’re not going to die. I forbid it. Okay?
THOMAS
Okay.
RACHEL
Get some sleep.
THOMAS
What about you?
RACHEL
I will. In a bit.

Now, I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, that doesn't sound much like Star Wars names, locations, or situations. It's being suggested that this was an attempt to hide the fact that this is Star Wars.

So better get started practicing those lines if you plan on being the next big star of Star Wars. But be weary, as much as we think it's Episode VII, it could be some other Disney film (although, I'll find it hard to feel sorry for you find yourself starring in some other massive Disney movie when you thought you auditioning for Episode VII.)

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Lucasfilm, Disney will release 'Star Wars: Episode VII' on Dec. 18, 2015 - @EW http://bit.ly/1baOUhr

Well, I know where I'll be on December 18, 2015.

I like that better than a summer release anyway.

I just hope it doesn't get pushed back to summer. It's not like Abrams hasn't done that to us before.

Wow, breaking the Mid May tradition.
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Eh, I just want the best movie possible. If that means summer 2016 then so be it.

It just feels like in the last decade or so, there's started to be something special about late year releases like that.

please be a friday

please be a friday

They learned from James Cameron and Titanic...

I think December 18th, 2015 is.

I believe the Avatar sequels have already claimed Dec 2016, 17 and 18?

Is he searching for grashoppers?

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Watched Star Wars Episode II last night for the first time since the movie came out.

It's worse than I remember.

The acting and dialogue is so laughably bad, which was reinforced by a first-time viewing partner beside me. The bluescreen work is also ****ing horrible...tons of shit in that movie look so ****ing fake. Honestly the special effects in Empire look better.

What a shit show.

Episode I > Episode II

Epi II is the absolute worst film in the entire series. Epi II will make you embrace Ewoks with joy.

Were it not for Ewan's solo adventure in that movie, there is truly no point in ever viewing it.

What's amazing is those big battle sequences at the end of the film aren't even interesting.

It's total CGI wankfest without point.