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Dave Lane 07-17-2013 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9816477)
Browsing through some people's online profiles, and holy shit! Get a load of this one:



What the **** am I paying $15 per month for?


I would totally message that woman immediately what a great ****ing sense of humor she's either completely insane or deliciously insanely intelligent

lcarus 07-17-2013 08:54 AM

Just as an experiment, I wanna join one of those dating sites and make them think I make 100,000+. Just to see what happens. If one of them is stupid enough to want to meet, I'll take her back to my 500 a month apartment and watch her shit bricks.

Aspengc8 07-17-2013 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9816614)

He must have:

Education: PHD
Income: 100,000 plus

I did something just like this when I met my wife on match about 8 years ago. I didnt put a PHD but college education definitely. I didn't want to be the only one in the household making good money, so I said F it and threw it in there. I see no issue throwing that up there if your looking for someone to build some financial security with while starting a family.

lcarus 07-17-2013 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Aspengc8 (Post 9817631)
I did something just like this when I met my wife on match about 8 years ago. I didnt put a PHD but college education definitely. I didn't want to be the only one in the household making good money, so I said F it and threw it in there. I see no issue throwing that up there if your looking for someone to build some financial security with while starting a family.

Yeah I guess that's fine and all, but when right before it they state that all they want is an honest man who is their "soulmate", it's a bit ridiculous. I guess she knows her soulmate is someone independently wealthy.

Aspengc8 07-17-2013 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9817839)
Yeah I guess that's fine and all, but when right before it they state that all they want is an honest man who is their "soulmate", it's a bit ridiculous. I guess she knows her soulmate is someone independently wealthy.

'Soulmate' AKA sugar daddy. You figure out pretty quick which chicks are full of sh1t anyway after a few dates.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-17-2013 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Aspengc8 (Post 9817631)
I did something just like this when I met my wife on match about 8 years ago. I didnt put a PHD but college education definitely. I didn't want to be the only one in the household making good money, so I said F it and threw it in there. I see no issue throwing that up there if your looking for someone to build some financial security with while starting a family.

I think it is silly that the women that pretend all guys are jerks would immediately discount a large group of men because of status

Pasta Little Brioni 07-17-2013 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9817332)
Just as an experiment, I wanna join one of those dating sites and make them think I make 100,000+. Just to see what happens. If one of them is stupid enough to want to meet, I'll take her back to my 500 a month apartment and watch her shit bricks.

I would never take a woman I just met off the net back to my place. Some crazies out there.

lcarus 07-17-2013 10:04 PM

It seems hard to meet new people in general...dating or just friends/acquaintances. Most everyone already has their own social circles and friends. I spent a long time being anti-social and just working, going home, eating, and sleeping. Now that I feel like being social and doing things, it's like I'm too late or something.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-17-2013 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9818500)
It seems hard to meet new people in general...dating or just friends/acquaintances. Most everyone already has their own social circles and friends. I spent a long time being anti-social and just working, going home, eating, and sleeping. Now that I feel like being social and doing things, it's like I'm too late or something.

I hear ya man. Same boat.

ghak99 07-17-2013 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9818492)
I would never take a woman I just met off the net back to my place. Some crazies out there.

Reminds me of college. Not once, not twice, but three ****ing times I had shit stolen by one night stands before I figured out NEVER take them to your place! Those evil little spoiled sorority bitches were the worst. I'm pretty sure it ****ed me up for life because I picture every skinny little B cup blonde stealing my beer money on the way out the door.

Discuss Thrower 07-17-2013 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 9818506)
Reminds me of college. Not once, not twice, but three ****ing times I had shit stolen by one night stands before I figured out NEVER take them to your place! Those evil little spoiled sorority bitches were the worst. I'm pretty sure it ****ed me up for life because I picture every skinny little B cup blonde stealing my beer money on the way out the door.

Them stealing your rush shirts don't count brah

ghak99 07-17-2013 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9818508)
Them stealing your rush shirts don't count brah

ROFL

No frat pillowbiter here, brah. NTTIAWWT

Rolling alone was the only way to go, it just took the dumb farm kid a while to adjust.

Discuss Thrower 07-17-2013 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 9818512)
ROFL

No frat pillowbiter here, brah. NTTIAWWT

Rolling alone was the only way to go, it just took the dumb farm kid a while to adjust.

Pssh. Hater.

Though I know sorority girls are insane, I've never known them to be ones willing to steal anything of value.

Psyko Tek 07-17-2013 10:39 PM

two week ago
I met and had an amazing time with this great red head

she bought the motel
the food and the beer

one week ago I helped her move
and another guy was there
she always went in his truck
after the move she left with him to get one more thing

so I went home to get drunk

texted her

she saidf my texts were crap,
tonight I called(redheads **** awesomely)
and that she wants more
I am 48 yr beer gut have hair, not mullett no goatee
she is 45 5 1 95 lb redhead great tits( c's) and responsive pussy


I only have to drive 60 miles to get it
I am not a overpaid man



lady's and gentlemen of the planet tell me what you think?

Titty Meat 07-17-2013 10:43 PM

A motel? Is she a prostitute?


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